Calling out Lemon Bitch (Lemon Boy)

[sea2ski]

MC Search called he said time to turn in your sneakers.

[Crass3000]

I get so fucking tired of this stupid RACIST debate. Saying sports or music are only for certain races of people is racist. That's why I get pissed when people say I'm black OR white cause I listen to hip hop.

Blurred. Your obviously black and since you are I dislike you without even knowing you. Don't be so sensitive -- I dislike most people who listen to rap since its telling of their personality.

When your driving down the mean streets of Summit County do you have to use that sawed-off often? Do you feel pretty tough when your cranking all that crap about shooting people and raping women at your one of your two stop lights in town?

A white guy listening to rap is like a black guy listening to cajun country KKK music -- its pretty dumb and funny at the same time.

[shera]

Yeah, Golf is another sport like that. Tell it to Tiger.

You people that classify sports or music by color are morons.

All you whities might as well not listen to Rock n Roll either because it started out as black music.
I get so fucking tired of this stupid RACIST debate. Saying sports or music are only for certain races of people is racist. That's why I get pissed when people say I'm black OR white cause I listen to hip hop. I say FUCK YOU, I'll listen to what I feel, and if you don't like it, even better.

As far as rap battling on TGR......why not. Even though the person who started this thread took some lyrics that aren't his, twisted them to make them look like his own, (which made it wack) at least it's a semi-constructive way to flame someone. If anything, with a little skill, it could be entertaining.

Yessir!

...didn't know pnut was a plagiarist, but at least he put something out there

Props to you brettf - that was tres cool to read!!! Looking forward to the rontele response!

Some rhymes from the people around here that know what's going on would add a lot to this place. It'd be like...art or something.

Blurred. Your obviously black and since you are I dislike you without even knowing you. Don't be so sensitive -- I dislike most people who listen to rap since its telling of their personality.

When your driving down the mean streets of Summit County do you have to use that sawed-off often? Do you feel pretty tough when your cranking all that crap about shooting people and raping women at your one of your two stop lights in town?
I thought you were smarter than that.

A white guy listening to rap is like a black guy listening to cajun country KKK music -- its pretty dumb and funny at the same time.

That's fucked up. I listen to hip hop every chance I get. I like it more than anything else. It demands RESPECT with its words and it hypnotizes me with its groove. It's better than rock and roll. Just like rock and roll was better than jazz. And you sound just like the idiots that couldn't handle that music when it was being born. It's a progression and I'm sorry if it hurts your feelings that the leadership of it is black. Boo fucking hoo. Did you hear, there are black quarterbacks and head coaches in the NFL now too.

I may be a stupid white girl that can't keep a beat and can't keep one artist straight from the next, but at least I'm not deaf and dumb.

I've got twelve year old girls burning me CDs that are half hip hop and half Kelly Clarkson. This music is over twenty years old now. Get a clue.

edit - oh yeah, Birkenstocks are back. Go figure.

[Crass3000]

I listen to hip hop every chance I get. I like it more than anything else.

I can't believe you admit that openly but not everybody had a good upbringing.

Did you hear, there are black quarterbacks and head coaches in the NFL now too.

Isn't that illegal? If it isn't, shouldn't it be?

I may be a stupid white girl that can't keep a beat and can't keep one artist straight from the next.

I wouldn't have went that far but I don't think your wrong.

Kelly Clarkson.

I'm not even going to touch this one. Admitting you listen to Kelly Clarkson. Wow! You got musical taste!!!

[shera]

I wouldn't have went that far but I don't think your wrong.

gone that far,

Jeez, the whole response is shitty english.

edit - If my kids are listening to it, I'm gonna listen to it. You go ahead and continue to atrophy. Have fun with that. Not that I actually enjoy Kelly Clarkson, that's not the point at all.

[Crass3000]

gone that far,

Jeez, the whole response is shitty english.

How would you know "shitty" english?" You listen to rap. I suppose your into eubonics as well?

BTW... I'm not going to continue this with a women. Talking about issues with the inferior sex is a little like cheating.

[Roo]

eubonics?

[leroy jenkins]

Blurred. Your obviously black and since you are I dislike you without even knowing you. Don't be so sensitive -- I dislike most people who listen to rap since its telling of their personality.

When your driving down the mean streets of Summit County do you have to use that sawed-off often? Do you feel pretty tough when your cranking all that crap about shooting people and raping women at your one of your two stop lights in town?

A white guy listening to rap is like a black guy listening to cajun country KKK music -- its pretty dumb and funny at the same time.

Have you ever actually listen to any rap/hip hop?

Some of it is far more eloquent, thought provoking, and mature than 90% of the rock out there. There are plenty of artists who never mention anything about a sawed offs, raping women, or any of that.

Don't judge a whole genre (really a family of different genres) by what you hear on the radio. You wouldn't judge rock music as a whole by listening to Kelly Clarkson would you?



Oh, and Blurred, if you don't think rap/hip hop is "black" music, you're fucking deluding yourself. I don't think anyone but the above quoted ignorant fuck said white people can't listen to it, but it did come out of "black" culture. I don't see anything wrong with saying that, it is part of what makes it appealing; it is from actual culture instead of fabricated pop "culture".

[Tippster]

weak fucking sauce-
ya'll can't rap your way out of a paper BAG
the "rhymes" I'm hearin' makin' me SICK with pnut the the Mantucky HICK's girlie swingin' from my D!CK
while I roll up on all ya'll like in Team America; "surprise cock-FAG!"

pnut, you musta checked your style at the door
I'm listening, but hearin' nothing but crap
your shit is straight-up, fucking poor
and it's DefJefinetly not worth calling rap
This aint JV SON, you have to sack up and bring your a-game to TGR
you freakin' JONG, our varsity team will laugh at you and smoke you out while sippin' on a PBR

Witherspoon bringin' in Kim JONG ill to the MIX
with his ronery rittle serf being all SOMBER
Makes me curious how DefJongIll gets his KICKS
maybe Ron's right and he's bangin' the UNIBONGER
all dressed in heels and crazy mad red LEATHER
begging that UB guy to "just call me HEATHER"

while I totally suck at rapping in real life I'm only worse on the internets
i better stick to pimpin' hos, runnin shows, and collecting all my mad checks
maybe if I was better at this rapping game, I wouldn't have to italicize the words I want you to rhyme in your head
but I'm no eminem and you won't remember my name - instead, since I suck, I'm going to bed

c'mon. this thread has potential to have all you funny bastards drop some rap battle skills on us. Rontele, I'm counting on you, you 100-post-a-day clever fuck

edit: and the hick thing is just because i have to make up stuff because I suck at this. I know MT isn't full of hicks. We all know they all live in WY suckas.

brettf is my internet rap battle hero.

[Crass3000]

Have you ever actually listen to any rap/hip hop?

Some of it is far more eloquent, thought provoking, and mature than 90% of the rock out there. There are plenty of artists who never mention anything about a sawed offs, raping women, or any of that.

I know. I guess I was just fishing a little bit here to have a little fun. As a whole though, I don't like rap but my friend spins some really cool hip hop.

[shera]

I know. I guess I was just fishing a little bit here to have a little fun. As a whole though, I don't like rap but my friend spins some really cool hip hop.

Hehe, backstroke.

Nice!!!

[shera]

Oh, and Blurred, if you don't think rap/hip hop is "black" music, you're fucking deluding yourself. I don't think anyone but the above quoted ignorant fuck said white people can't listen to it, but it did come out of "black" culture. I don't see anything wrong with saying that, it is part of what makes it appealing; it is from actual culture instead of fabricated pop "culture".

Well said.

I'm enjoying this thread.

[shera]

brettf is my internet rap battle hero.

Bwa!



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[brettf]

hehe

[shera]

How would you know "shitty" english?" You listen to rap. I suppose your into eubonics as well?

BTW... I'm not going to continue this with a women. Talking about issues with the inferior sex is a little like cheating.

Cute edit. Now I like you because you're making me laugh.

...unfortunately, I have to go to work. French fries and pizzas with a bunch of Kelly Clarkson fans. Otherwise I'd love to chat some more.

[Rontele]

weak fucking sauce-
ya'll can't rap your way out of a paper BAG
the "rhymes" I'm hearin' makin' me SICK with pnut the the Mantucky HICK's girlie swingin' from my D!CK
while I roll up on all ya'll like in Team America; "surprise cock-FAG!"

pnut, you musta checked your style at the door
I'm listening, but hearin' nothing but crap
your shit is straight-up, fucking poor
and it's DefJefinetly not worth calling rap
This aint JV SON, you have to sack up and bring your a-game to TGR
you freakin' JONG, our varsity team will laugh at you and smoke you out while sippin' on a PBR

Witherspoon bringin' in Kim JONG ill to the MIX
with his ronery rittle serf being all SOMBER
Makes me curious how DefJongIll gets his KICKS
maybe Ron's right and he's bangin' the UNIBONGER
all dressed in heels and crazy mad red LEATHER
begging that UB guy to "just call me HEATHER"

while I totally suck at rapping in real life I'm only worse on the internets
i better stick to pimpin' hos, runnin shows, and collecting all my mad checks
maybe if I was better at this rapping game, I wouldn't have to italicize the words I want you to rhyme in your head
but I'm no eminem and you won't remember my name - instead, since I suck, I'm going to bed

c'mon. this thread has potential to have all you funny bastards drop some rap battle skills on us. Rontele, I'm counting on you, you 100-post-a-day clever fuck

edit: and the hick thing is just because i have to make up stuff because I suck at this. I know MT isn't full of hicks. We all know they all live in WY suckas.

I suck at rhyming and don't post 100 times a day
Instead I fuck pnut's mom in a porn star way
But I totally understand why homeboy is trying to front
I would too if I came from that dried up cunt

He says I am fat, slow on the skin track
So what chump? I got a six figure job, a nice car, and hot girl with a rack
Pnut, you must be jealous because you are trying to be something
My guess though is that you will amount to nothing

You are an inbred hick from the state of Montana
Dressing up to you is wearing a new bandana
So shut the fuck up, because you just got PWN3D
And tell your mom I will be home at five, I've got some pussy to OWN!

[Pow4Brains]

That youtube clip is the best part of this thread.

[bklyn]

Well, you sure get to see a whole cross section of the country on this message board.

[Pow4Brains]

Well, you sure get to see a whole cross section of the country on this message board.

Ski forum rapping, the 21st century’s version of Hee Haw.

[AsheanMT]

hmmm. Not sure how I feel about this thread. Its part funny and part ghey. Shera....Rock and Roll is NOT better than jazz. You're comparing apples to watermelons.

[William Murderface]

Crass, shut the fuck up old man.

[Crass3000]

Crass, shut the fuck up old man.

oh now that was just insensitive yah little whipper snapper!

[Tippster]

hmmm. Not sure how I feel about this thread. Its part funny and part ghey. Shera....Rock and Roll is NOT better than jazz. You're comparing apples to watermelons.

Are you sure you want to use that analogy?

[Andy_B]

Crass, you sound just like your boi DefJef.

[Jer]

brettf is my internet rap battle hero.

Good stuff, wish I'd thought of the caps & italics, it helps with hearing the rhythm.