Calling out Lemon Bitch (Lemon Boy)

**wintermittent** · 02-07-2007, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

It's not fair; British people can just make up words, and we have to assume they mean something.

Better yet, where is a polar bear going to find bristlecones AND wasabi? A sushi joint in Truckee?

**Lani** · 02-07-2007, 02:55 PM

Internet forum battle raps: This must some kinda new all-time low. Logarithmically lamer than internet arguments.

**pnut** · 02-07-2007, 03:33 PM

4 pages of response to lamest thread ever - y'all suckas could use a life!

This one goes out to Rontele, i saw a picture of him on a skintrack, he looked like a tubby little bitch (and a slow one at that):

I wreck MC's
like Rontele wrecks twinkies
the girls all laugh while calling him pinkie
that dudes cheeks might look good on a chicks ass
but if i were him, I'd go get some slimfast
I'm a superman like shaq daddy
y'all just relax while i spin up a fatty
and ruminate about how i just crushed you
I got one thing to say ron ron
hows about fuck you!

now i'm off to the emcee battle forum, y'all are beat

**Skipig25** · 02-07-2007, 03:53 PM

word dawg. us skiers are blacker than black. my 39 gats be like ratta-tat-tat. and I carry them all at the same time, cause Maine is ghetto like that. I'm the most upper-middle class nigga there is. and my phat rhymes are so tight it wants to make me jizz.

are you joking me. skiing is like the whitest, richest sport ever. nobody has done yo' baby's mama, and rap battles went out of style in 2001. fuck

**leroy jenkins** · 02-07-2007, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

Yawn. Sorry I was unaware that my further presence in that thread was required after I made my posts. Clearly all that tailgunning has made you and your "crew" very sensitive.

As for my "mom" I asked and after a review of you guy's videos she said, and I quote: "Pass." Maybe some bozone hawgs don't care if you have no idea how to drive a tip.

My battle rap:
Bridger, sandy vag
MT served you and got served
tailgunning is bad

Fini

I'm not about to read this whole thread, but I just want to clarify that I have no idea who this guy is, and I don't think FZ, Bubba K, Workingforturns, or anyone else does either. Not that we're really a "crew" or anything.

Look back in that thread though, I'm fairly sure pcunt wasn't really on our side at all.

Please don't associate him with me.

**MakersTeleMark** · 02-07-2007, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by pnut

I got one thing to say ron ron
hows about fuck you!

It would have been better if you incorporated bonbons, or roast beef, or page top.

**Rontele** · 02-07-2007, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by pnut

4 pages of response to lamest thread ever - y'all suckas could use a life!

This one goes out to Rontele, i saw a picture of him on a skintrack, he looked like a tubby little bitch (and a slow one at that):

I wreck MC's
like Rontele wrecks twinkies
the girls all laugh while calling him pinkie
that dudes cheeks might look good on a chicks ass
but if i were him, I'd go get some slimfast
I'm a superman like shaq daddy
y'all just relax while i spin up a fatty
and ruminate about how i just crushed you
I got one thing to say ron ron
hows about fuck you!

now i'm off to the emcee battle forum, y'all are beat

spin up a fatty? you were doing good until that line.

Like I said, don't quit your day job. If you even have one.

**Professor** · 02-07-2007, 04:35 PM

Has anyone used the word "pwned" in this thread yet? I didnt think so.......

**corn dog** · 02-07-2007, 05:19 PM

Because the pronunciation of "pwned" is not clear? Makes it difficult to rhyme.

**Professor** · 02-07-2007, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by corn dog

Makes it difficult to rhyme.

People were rhyming? Guess I should have paid more attention.

BTW I will be disappointed if this "important" thread doesnt make 10 pages

**dk_alaskan** · 02-07-2007, 05:35 PM

pcunt is the bitch
who didn't realize that he had an itch
his mangina was green and sloppy
from all his shitty hip hoppy
rhymes a busten'
his crimes rusten
he got beat
by lemon boys feet
pcunt got pawned
by the brawned
lawyer to be
who kicked his ass by the tree
then slayed the boss's shita
because he ain't no quita

**Crass3000** · 02-07-2007, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by Lani

Internet forum battle raps: This must some kinda new all-time low. Logarithmically lamer than internet arguments.

Do you mean exponentially lamer? Logarithmic equations just wouldn't express the lameness I think you mean as they come to a steady state or state of very slow growth very quickly.

**Crass3000** · 02-07-2007, 05:39 PM

Pnut did you realize that Newschoolers might suit you better. BTW... Rap still sucks.

**TBS** · 02-07-2007, 06:02 PM

Is Pnut a reincarnation of defjef? Whitebread poseurs should not express themselves in rhyme and ebonics....

**mtcham** · 02-07-2007, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by pnut

but here in Montana we are real men and don't stand for that crap.

So I'm challenging you to a freestyle rap battle lemon bitch. I'll go first>>>

Psssst, pnut, are you visiting here in Montana? Leave the rhyming to the cowboy poets-they're good at it!

Gangstas in Bozeman

**Crass3000** · 02-07-2007, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by mtcham

Psssst, pnut, are you visiting here in Montana? Leave the rhyming to the cowboy poets-they're good at it!

Gangstas in Bozeman

Your giving this guy a little too much credit. I'm sure he's some wannabe whigger -- not some gangsta. He'd probably piss himself if he hung out in the ghetto.

**Jer** · 02-07-2007, 06:46 PM

Nobody call me out nomore.
Once yah - but nomo.
[Insert crude use of "homo".]

Usedtabee,
the j0ngz would bash mee
But they did flee.

Because I pwn.
But now I'm so arone -
So ronery and sadry arone.

Why nobody call me out?!?

Wangstas.

**ill-advised strategy** · 02-07-2007, 07:34 PM

wintermittant...

wow, this

had me in stitches. holy shit! funny

**shera** · 02-07-2007, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by Skipig25

word dawg. us skiers are blacker than black. my 39 gats be like ratta-tat-tat. and I carry them all at the same time, cause Maine is ghetto like that. I'm the most upper-middle class nigga there is. and my phat rhymes are so tight it wants to make me jizz.

are you joking me. skiing is like the whitest, richest sport ever. nobody has done yo' baby's mama, and rap battles went out of style in 2001. fuck

Lame.....

Skiing is not about being white and it's not about being rich. At least that's not what's on my mind when I ski.

13 · 02-07-2007, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by SheRa

Lame.....

Skiing is not about being white and it's not about being rich. At least that's not what's on my mind when I ski.

pretty ironic considering most skiers are white, rich, or both.

**Blurred** · 02-07-2007, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by 13

pretty ironic considering most skiers are white, rich, or both.

Yeah, Golf is another sport like that. Tell it to Tiger.

You people that classify sports or music by color are morons.

All you whities might as well not listen to Rock n Roll either because it started out as black music.

I get so fucking tired of this stupid RACIST debate. Saying sports or music are only for certain races of people is racist. That's why I get pissed when people say I'm black OR white cause I listen to hip hop. I say FUCK YOU, I'll listen to what I feel, and if you don't like it, even better.

As far as rap battling on TGR......why not. Even though the person who started this thread took some lyrics that aren't his, twisted them to make them look like his own, (which made it wack) at least it's a semi-constructive way to flame someone. If anything, with a little skill, it could be entertaining.

**Blurred** · 02-07-2007, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by pnut

4 pages of response to lamest thread ever - y'all suckas could use a life!

This one goes out to Rontele, i saw a picture of him on a skintrack, he looked like a tubby little bitch (and a slow one at that):

I wreck MC's
like Rontele wrecks twinkies
the girls all laugh while calling him pinkie
that dudes cheeks might look good on a chicks ass
but if i were him, I'd go get some slimfast
I'm a superman like shaq daddy
y'all just relax while i spin up a fatty
and ruminate about how i just crushed you
I got one thing to say ron ron
hows about fuck you!

now i'm off to the emcee battle forum, y'all are beat

Actually pretty good. Still a good chance it's not your work.

**corn dog** · 02-07-2007, 09:27 PM

I ski to forget that I'm white and rich.

**Big Tim** · 02-07-2007, 09:34 PM

4 pages and no BACON raps??

**brettf** · 02-08-2007, 01:23 AM

weak fucking sauce-
ya'll can't rap your way out of a paper BAG
the "rhymes" I'm hearin' makin' me SICK with pnut the the Mantucky HICK's girlie swingin' from my D!CK
while I roll up on all ya'll like in Team America; "surprise cock-FAG!"

pnut, you musta checked your style at the door
I'm listening, but hearin' nothing but crap
your shit is straight-up, fucking poor
and it's DefJefinetly not worth calling rap
This aint JV SON, you have to sack up and bring your a-game to TGR
you freakin' JONG, our varsity team will laugh at you and smoke you out while sippin' on a PBR

Witherspoon bringin' in Kim JONG ill to the MIX
with his ronery rittle serf being all SOMBER
Makes me curious how DefJongIll gets his KICKS
maybe Ron's right and he's bangin' the UNIBONGER
all dressed in heels and crazy mad red LEATHER
begging that UB guy to "just call me HEATHER"

while I totally suck at rapping in real life I'm only worse on the internets
i better stick to pimpin' hos, runnin shows, and collecting all my mad checks
maybe if I was better at this rapping game, I wouldn't have to italicize the words I want you to rhyme in your head
but I'm no eminem and you won't remember my name - instead, since I suck, I'm going to bed

c'mon. this thread has potential to have all you funny bastards drop some rap battle skills on us. Rontele, I'm counting on you, you 100-post-a-day clever fuck

edit: and the hick thing is just because i have to make up stuff because I suck at this. I know MT isn't full of hicks. We all know they all live in WY

suckas.