Calling out Lemon Bitch (Lemon Boy)

**dk_alaskan** · 02-08-2007, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by spindrift

Hey Crass, sounds like you are unhappy in MPLS. Maybe you could move west to someplace like the Spokane area, or Missoula, etc. and find yourself a nice comfortable chapter of the John Birch Society? Maybe good places to listen to Rush and prepare for the war?

Sheesh...

Or Hayden Lake, there is a complex there available for next to nothing...

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by spindrift

Hey Crass, sounds like you are unhappy in MPLS.

This is true.

Originally Posted by spindrift

Maybe you could move west to someplace like the Spokane area, or Missoula, etc. and find yourself a nice comfortable chapter of the John Birch Society?

What is the John Birch Society? Some sort of christian identity group? Never heard of them.

**dk_alaskan** · 02-08-2007, 08:14 PM

How could ANYBODY be happy in MPLS, especially a skier? it is either TOO FUCKING COLD, or so damned hot, when you go into the lakes to cool off, it is like being in a hottub w/o the jets?

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by dk_alaskan

How could ANYBODY be happy in MPLS, especially a skier? it is either TOO FUCKING COLD, or so damned hot, when you go into the lakes to cool off, it is like being in a hottub w/o the jets?

I think we've had this conversation before. Pregnant girlfriend turned into wife with son -- end result... not much options.

**dk_alaskan** · 02-08-2007, 08:17 PM

there are ALWAYS options, but, what is most important to you will dictate where you are i guess

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by dk_alaskan

there are ALWAYS options, but, what is most important to you will dictate where you are i guess

yah leaving my son is not really an option. I've been working on the other options for years now.

**dk_alaskan** · 02-08-2007, 08:25 PM

tell the wife you and the son are moving out west and if she would like to join you on the trek, you would be ECSTATIC. what kind of crime ridden place is mpls to raise a kid? especially if you want them to learn the outdoors and the mountains?

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by dk_alaskan

tell the wife you and the son are moving out west and if she would like to join you on the trek, you would be ECSTATIC. what kind of crime ridden place is mpls to raise a kid? especially if you want them to learn the outdoors and the mountains?

I've tried everything. Including marriage. She said if we were married happily for a few years then we could move west. She likes to change her mind though.

Believe it or not MPLS/St. Paul is actually consistently voted as one of the top places in the country to raise a child. Just cause of the schools, healthcare, and lots of other stuff that I have no idea that they look at.

Definately would like to raise the little guy (3 years old) in the mountains. Got him out skiing this year. He was doing good until I went off on my own and broke my leg in 3 places.

**dk_alaskan** · 02-08-2007, 08:37 PM

MPLS from my experience is a very intolerant place that has a high crime rate and where the per capita murder rate is one of the highest. When i went to school there, MPLS had more murders total than NYC, not a place I would ever want to live in or raise a family. Good luck getting out of hell and into the real world. Enjoy Paisley Park, Hot Dish and Buck Hill in the meantime

GI JONG · 02-08-2007, 08:41 PM

Crass= the love child of AKPM and Unibonger, with a strong dose of inbred southern hillybilly racist. Lern 2 spale ya fukkin iddyot imbasill.

**fatback** · 02-08-2007, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by GI JONG

Crass= the love child of AKPM and Unibonger, with a strong dose of inbred southern hillybilly racist. Lern 2 spale ya fukkin iddyot imbasill.

Yeah all Southerners are hillbilly racists

You're a misinformed fucking clown!

**dk_alaskan** · 02-08-2007, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by GI JONG

Crass= the love child of AKPM and Unibonger, with a strong dose of inbred southern hillybilly racist. Lern 2 spale ya fukkin iddyot imbasill.

Originally Posted by fatback

Yeah all Southerners are hillbilly racists

You're a misinformed fucking clown!

He forgot they are all ass-JONGS also, and that nothing ever good amounted from the south and....

GI JONG · 02-08-2007, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by fatback

Yeah all Southerners are hillbilly racists

You're a misinformed fucking clown!

I said "inbred southern hillbilly racist". Nothing about that statement makes any references to anything else.

Was it the "inbred" part that disturbed you? Soft spot, eh? Yeah, both your Dad and I fucked your sister.

**fatback** · 02-08-2007, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by GI JONG

I said "inbred southern hillbilly racist". Nothing about that statement makes any references to anything else.

Was it the "inbred" part that disturbed you? Soft spot, eh? Yeah, both your Dad and I fucked your sister.

Just think it's funny that your are calling out Crass for being a racist with stereotypes. You're a real genius soldier.

**Tippster** · 02-08-2007, 10:42 PM

WTF is an Ass-JONG? Who the fuck are you people?

Crass, I look forward to your leg healing and your bailing from this little community. I'm not sure if you're race-baiting merely to "stir some shit up" for grins & giggles, but honestly you're being a cocksucker. I don't appreciate it - spewing for fun is one thing, but this ignorant fear-shit is weak sauce.

I hope Crass Jr. pronounces his "r" more like an "l."

**leroy jenkins** · 02-08-2007, 11:13 PM

A couple things (this ussually means I'm going to say far more than a couple things):

I've realized that blurred just likes to argue.

And as far as Crass goes, I mean fuck, where do I start. I really think he's being serious, not just stirring up shit for fun. I think he's tried to play things off as just trolling, but his comments strike me as those from someone who is truly hateful, of pretty much everyone.

Thats what really strikes me about you crass, is that you have your maybe three or four bands that you like, and anyone with even slightly different tastes is automatically just inferior; stupid, ignorant, brianwashed, a follower, whatever.

Ok, to get a little personal here, I used to be angry as fuck in high school. I had a ton of shit held inside and was comepletly deluding myself. I thought that the reason I couldn't get along with anyone, was because of THEM. THEY were brainwashed, because they listened to pop music, or they were ignorant because they actually enjoyed life, and didn't constantly feel miserable because the oppressive capitalistic whatever was putting them down or some shit.

Your comments remind me of how I used to think. You seem to be angry as fuck, just in general. You also seem to be completly incapable of just realizing that fact, and owning up to it. Instead, you hate everyone. Seriously. Reading your posts, again and again, I saw you make some judgemental statement about "people that listen to this band are worse than me, etc". People that say shit like that hate themselves.

You have the intelectual, and emotional maturity of a 16 year old, and not even a normal 16 year old, one of the "I hate the world" types that no one belives will make it past 20.

I have no idea why I care, but I look at your avatar and see that little kid. He's got so much potential for greatness, I mean no kid is as hateful as you are, they all see the world in such a better way, and I just know you are going to fucking kill everything that is good in him, and it makes me sad.

But you'll probably just say I'm a psychobabbling, psychoanylyzing, brainwashed, whatever you want to call me to try and make yourself feel better anyways.

But yea, this thread, up till whatever page crass decided to show his true colors, was pretty comical.

**El Chupacabra** · 02-09-2007, 12:43 AM

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**Pow4Brains** · 02-09-2007, 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

A couple things (this ussually means I'm going to say far more than a couple things):

I've realized that blurred just likes to argue.

And as far as Crass goes, I mean fuck, where do I start. I really think he's being serious, not just stirring up shit for fun. I think he's tried to play things off as just trolling, but his comments strike me as those from someone who is truly hateful, of pretty much everyone.

Thats what really strikes me about you crass, is that you have your maybe three or four bands that you like, and anyone with even slightly different tastes is automatically just inferior; stupid, ignorant, brianwashed, a follower, whatever.

Ok, to get a little personal here, I used to be angry as fuck in high school. I had a ton of shit held inside and was comepletly deluding myself. I thought that the reason I couldn't get along with anyone, was because of THEM. THEY were brainwashed, because they listened to pop music, or they were ignorant because they actually enjoyed life, and didn't constantly feel miserable because the oppressive capitalistic whatever was putting them down or some shit.

Your comments remind me of how I used to think. You seem to be angry as fuck, just in general. You also seem to be completly incapable of just realizing that fact, and owning up to it. Instead, you hate everyone. Seriously. Reading your posts, again and again, I saw you make some judgemental statement about "people that listen to this band are worse than me, etc". People that say shit like that hate themselves.

You have the intelectual, and emotional maturity of a 16 year old, and not even a normal 16 year old, one of the "I hate the world" types that no one belives will make it past 20.

I have no idea why I care, but I look at your avatar and see that little kid. He's got so much potential for greatness, I mean no kid is as hateful as you are, they all see the world in such a better way, and I just know you are going to fucking kill everything that is good in him, and it makes me sad.

But you'll probably just say I'm a psychobabbling, psychoanylyzing, brainwashed, whatever you want to call me to try and make yourself feel better anyways.

But yea, this thread, up till whatever page crass decided to show his true colors, was pretty comical.

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