Calling out Lemon Bitch (Lemon Boy)

**El Chupacabra** · 02-08-2007, 03:57 PM

Anyway, I'm waiting for Lemon Boy to unleash some wicked diesel pickup rhymes on us.

So what rhymes with exhaust brake, Cummins, etc. ?

**Blurred** · 02-08-2007, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Crass3000

I guess you were just a poser when you listened to punk blurred. Try going to some gangster rap concerts. I'm sure you'll make alot of friends there.

That's usually the reason I go to concerts. To make friends.

I met Below Zero at a Wu-Tang show.

**Danno** · 02-08-2007, 03:59 PM

what is this thread about? gay cowboys eating pudding?

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

I'm pretty sure natural order was being fulfilled when my "homies" were knocking your teeth down your throat. Apparently that wasn't your style, so you're giving it another go. Good luck with the hate.

You can think what you want but I was an innocent young kid getting the shit kicked out of me for no reason. Now if you think thats cool then I guess you can be happy about it. But you can only take so much before you start fighting back. Do you actually think black people like white people in general?

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

That's usually the reason I go to concerts. To make friends.

I met Below Zero at a Wu-Tang show.

I meant you'd probably get your ass handed to you.

**lemon boy** · 02-08-2007, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

Anyway, I'm waiting for Lemon Boy to unleash some wicked diesel pickup rhymes on us.

So what rhymes with exhaust brake, Cummins, etc. ?

rollin through town jammin on the jake brake
po po's know it ain't no fake
rolling clouds of thick black smoke
crass3000 is a fucking joke

?????????

See, I'll definitely be sticking to hiaku and making fun of the tailgunners, I suck at rapping.

**Below Zero** · 02-08-2007, 04:01 PM

WU-TANG CLAN LYRICS

"Severe Punishment"

I despise your killing, and raping
You're... despicable

Are you, my judge?

It's just... you should be punished
I'm going to chop off your arm, so are you ready?

-See it's not all about killing and raping in rap music!

**bklyn** · 02-08-2007, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

I'm pretty sure natural order was being fulfilled when my "homies" were knocking your teeth down your throat. Apparently that wasn't your style, so you're giving it another go. Good luck with the hate.

BWA!

**MakersTeleMark** · 02-08-2007, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by Crass3000

Do you actually think black people like white people in general?

**bklyn** · 02-08-2007, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by Crass3000

... But you can only take so much before you start fighting back. Do you actually think black people like white people in general?

Keep that target practice up, Crass. The war is coming.

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

rollin through town jammin on the jake brake
po po's know it ain't no fake
rolling clouds of thick black smoke
crass3000 is a fucking joke

?????????

See, I'll definitely be sticking to hiaku and making fun of the tailgunners, I suck at rapping.

Lemon Boy your such a pussy you posted like once before everybody started piling on. You're (everybody impressed) obviously a bitch too but I've nown that for a while.

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by bklyn

Keep that target practice up, Crass. The war is coming.

You give me too much credit. I could easily hang out with the local hammer skins but have absolutely no want. I don't like skinheads in general.

**MakersTeleMark** · 02-08-2007, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by Crass3000

Lemon Boy your such a pussy you posted like once before everybody started piling on. You're (everybody impressed) obviously a bitch too but I've nown that for a while.

... AKPWND

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Below Zero

WU-TANG CLAN LYRICS

"Severe Punishment"

I despise your killing, and raping
You're... despicable

Are you, my judge?

It's just... you should be punished
I'm going to chop off your arm, so are you ready?

-See it's not all about killing and raping in rap music!

Yah I guess you're right. It's pretty wholesome. I'm gonna go get my son the CD right away.

**thephatkid** · 02-08-2007, 04:17 PM

i thought there was gonna be some rap battles
but all i see is crybaby bitches playin with their rattles
holier than thou attitude that crass exudes get a clue give respect where its due
music is more than the color of your skin
its something that comes from deep within
wether you get down to the sound of the 808 bass
or like guitar solos so badass they melt your face
we are all part of the human race dont be upset when you come in last place beeeotch

i suck at rapping

**Below Zero** · 02-08-2007, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Crass3000

Yah I guess you're right. It's pretty wholesome. I'm gonna go get my son the CD right away.

Actually that's a line out of a movie. Probably shouldn't let your son ever watch any PG or R rated movies - could be bad for him.

It's your choice not to like hip hop or rap music, but there is no reason to stereotype people because of it, which is exactly what you are doing.

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Below Zero

Actually that's a line out of a movie. Probably shouldn't let your son ever watch any PG or R rated movies - could be bad for him.

It's your choice not to like hip hop or rap music, but there is no reason to stereotype people because of it, which is exactly what you are doing.

I'm probably guilty of that but we all stereotype people. Thats how we make it through the world in one peice. Its not some thing I'm proud of. I'd rather get along with everybody I met but the worlds just not that perfect.

I mean no offense to you personally.

**Lexi-Bell** · 02-08-2007, 04:51 PM

Y'all best back off the Montucky thang, hear?
We aint all like p-cunt, I'll bring the fear
Crass got his ass beat like the bitch he is
Then Blurred covered up his face with all that jizz

I'll show y'all suckas how I gots mad steeze
When I tear up the pow on my phat skis
Rippin pow left and rippin pow right
I'm all up for an internet fight!

**Tippster** · 02-08-2007, 05:09 PM

The only thing funnier in this thread than MT boyz Battle-rappin' is some douchebag thinking his listening to Hardcore makes him tough.

Racism isn't color-specific. Watch "Do the Right Thing" sometime. Spike made his point very well.

Hating all Black people because you got your ass handed to you by one (or seceral) of them is retarded. I've only been mugged twice - both times by Asians. Should I strive to kill all the yellow Devils? Are all Catholics Pedophiles? All Arabs Terrorists? All women whores?

**Bodhi** · 02-08-2007, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

...are all women whores?

Dood, my pathetic newly-divorced ass can only hope, eh?

Just had to chime in on this megga important thread...jm2c, the band Crass really annoys me like the tool of name here on TGR. We really need a "douche-nozzle" emicon to provide the antithesis to the finger-mustache.

**Blurred** · 02-08-2007, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Racism isn't color-specific. Watch "Do the Right Thing" sometime. Spike made his point very well.

Radio Raheem is my hero. FIGHT THE POWER!

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Spike made his point very well.

I guessed you missed the point that Spike Lee is racist and pretty much always has been. He likes white people about as much as Lewis Ferikhan (spelling I know)

Originally Posted by Tippster

I've only been mugged twice - both times by Asians. Should I strive to kill all the yellow Devils?

Nobody is talking about killing but you can't tell me your not more cautious in asian neighborhoods. Is it racist to be cautious? You really would be ratially profiling.

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Bodhi

Dood, my pathetic newly-divorced ass can only hope, eh?

the band Crass really annoys me like the tool of name here on TGR. .

Sorry to hear about the divorce but I can only imagine she banged your best friend cause you weren't adequate.

I'm sorry to hear that you don't like Crass -- I guess true three-chord street-punk isn't your style. Maybe some Green Day is more your style?! If you asked me you sound more like a tool than anybody but I guess I've probably been called that on TGR more than anybody. I guess I must be doing something right. Going against the grain seems to piss of the right people which is always fun.

**spindrift** · 02-08-2007, 08:08 PM

Hey Crass, sounds like you are unhappy in MPLS. Maybe you could move west to someplace like the Spokane area, or Missoula, etc. and find yourself a nice comfortable chapter of the John Birch Society? Maybe good places to listen to Rush and prepare for the war?

Sheesh...

**Crass3000** · 02-08-2007, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Lexi-Bell

Crass got his ass beat like the bitch he is
Then Blurred covered up his face with all that jizz

Surely your dreaming. That skinny bitch isn't gonna be beating anybodys ass. But I bet you made some points with the "in crowd." Boy that must be cool. If you never learned in high school... being part of the "in" crowd normally includes not having a brain of your own and acting like a clone. Maybe that suits you?