pnut can't rapOriginally Posted by Below Zero
cuz he spouts out like crap
he diss's lemon boy
because he likes to look coy
At a boy
he heats up like a habachi
while wearing high karachi
He thinks he has a dong
but he just a JONG
he likes to betray
cuz he is ghey
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02-06-2007, 04:48 PM #26
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Last edited by dk_alaskan; 02-06-2007 at 04:51 PM.
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02-06-2007, 04:50 PM #27
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I like the idea of a rhyming battle, though. The only requirement should be that it's funny. Use of recycled rhyme combos from contemporary rap songs would be prohibited. Complex meter will not be tolerated. Multi syllable rhymes trump all.
Dk- Apparently Alaskans don't rap either.
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02-06-2007, 04:51 PM #28
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People who write on forum walls
Roll their shit in little balls
People who read these lines of wit
Shall eat these little balls of shitFighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all.
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02-06-2007, 04:51 PM #29
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pnut?
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02-06-2007, 04:55 PM #30
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rap war
not just ghey but homo-ghey.
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02-06-2007, 04:57 PM #31
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And all the sheep are scared. Originally Posted by pnut
Your dog just ate an avocado!
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02-06-2007, 04:57 PM #32
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Tanner grew up Kalispell. I have friends who went to high school with him... (until he dropped out anyway). Originally Posted by dk_alaskan
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02-06-2007, 04:57 PM #33
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rippah -
i heat up quick like an hibachi
is what we call a double
gilbert arenas is nicknamed the hibachi
hence the double
not that i would expect a bunch of skiers to know anything about rap music.
I grew up in Vermont,
where you either got a mad jump turn
or you sling the crack rock.
Biggie RIP
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02-06-2007, 05:00 PM #34
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this has got to be one of the worst flame wars ever.
come on pnut, if you are gonna call some what out, then you better bring the drama!
Weak-fucking-sauce!"Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
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02-06-2007, 05:02 PM #35
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whats weaker are the rhymes he keeps trying to bust, you are from FUCKING VERMONT!!! who the FUCK has EVER heard of a rappa coming out of Vermont, Maple D? Syrup E??? wtf
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02-06-2007, 05:10 PM #36advres GuestI wouldn't call myself extremely well versed on rap, I listen to hip-hop. So coming from me, you fucking suck. Originally Posted by pnut
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02-06-2007, 05:13 PM #37
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Is there any specific reason you didn't go skiing today? Originally Posted by pnut
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02-06-2007, 05:18 PM #38
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Thar ya be. Originally Posted by pnut
Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all.
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02-06-2007, 05:22 PM #39
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And the reason you are creating this *&^% and not in the Hot skier chick pic thread is........
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02-06-2007, 05:28 PM #40
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Obviously I'm in the minority here, but I was mildly amused by that little rhyme... It was stupid, and the dude is clearly a tool, but I laughed a little.
Montanan's rapping... that's some good shit."Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck." - Phunk
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02-06-2007, 05:29 PM #41
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wow, this thread(much like the argument that spawned it) is gayer than a three dollar bill.
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
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02-06-2007, 05:32 PM #42
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02-06-2007, 05:42 PM #43
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Reading this thread= precious moments of my life that I will NEVER get back.
pnut- go ski and stop punishing us with this "rap" that you speak so fondly of."You look like you just got schnitzled..."
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02-06-2007, 06:03 PM #44
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thanks for making my last couple hours of work enjoyable..
advers I didn't know the cool kids were calling it hip hop now
maybe i'm just old school
for all you dumbshits who think i'm serious
this one goes out to all of you
when it comes to cunnilingus
i'm a genius like charles mingus
check out my latest album it's called sticky fingers
I named it after your mom, while last nites memory still lingers
I had that bitch blowing orgasms with every touch of my fingers.
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02-06-2007, 06:05 PM #45
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Pnut - you is the shizzznettt brotha!!
You like so busted a rap on Lemon.
he'll probably like never show his face again around here.
V-mont - thats like the hood man.
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02-06-2007, 06:05 PM #46
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I nominate pnut for the biggest douchbag troll of the year award right after defjef
Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.
Seize the day, trusting little in the future.
if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch
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02-06-2007, 06:07 PM #47
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02-06-2007, 06:29 PM #48
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Yo that dude pnut has a cunt
So cabin boy's on the hunt
cus he wants to squeeze his lemon
in a little pnut heaven
don't dis montana
or you'll swallow my bandana
which is red
cus I wear it on my head
but I ain't no crip
just a redneck that likes to rip
I called your sister and your mom
cus they know that I'm the bomb
lemon boy likes to suck
but the pnut got stuck
pnut said phuck
and threw cabin boy out the truck
the moral to the story
is that I get all the glorey
pnut couldn't bring the drama
so I phucked his sister and his mama
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02-06-2007, 06:32 PM #49
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CLASSIC, specially that last line because he is such a punk who has the phunk on his junk Originally Posted by danimal's dead
Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.
Seize the day, trusting little in the future.
if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch
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02-06-2007, 07:39 PM #50
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See, Montuckians DO rap. Haters.
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