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Thread: Calling out Lemon Bitch (Lemon Boy)

  1. 02-06-2007, 03:49 PM #1
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    Calling out Lemon Bitch (Lemon Boy)

    So lemon bitch comes into the bridger thread axing all tough,
    then one little comment about his mom, and he tucks his tail between his
    legs like a little puppy. Wherever he's from (CO or UT) that shit may fly,
    but here in Montana we are real men and don't stand for that crap.

    So I'm challenging you to a freestyle rap battle lemon bitch. I'll go first>>>

    I'm live
    like allen iverson
    a mile high
    so you can't top me son
    I'm smooth like Miles Davis
    so sit back while i slay this -
    microphone
    and mix lemon bitch up in my bitches brew
    when i get done, y'all like lemon who?
    I'm a real life hero
    like barbaro or gil arenas - agent zero
    I heat up quick like a hibachi
    and once I get going, there ain't no stopping me
    c'mon lemon bitch what did you expect from me
    after you ma's had you, she got a historectemy
    so don't make be drop my drawers and let you see what god made possible
    after i nailed your girlie that bitch got sent to the hospital
    biatch
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    Quote Originally Posted by pnut View Post
    So lemon bitch comes into the bridger thread axing all tough,
    then one little comment about his mom, and he tucks his tail between his
    legs like a little puppy. Wherever he's from (CO or UT) that shit may fly,
    but here in Montana we are real men and don't stand for that crap.

    So I'm challenging you to a freestyle rap battle lemon bitch. I'll go first>>>

    I'm live
    like allen iverson
    a mile high
    so you can't top me son
    I'm smooth like Miles Davis
    so sit back while i slay this -
    microphone
    and mix lemon bitch up in my bitches brew
    when i get done, y'all like lemon who?
    I'm a real life hero
    like barbaro or gil arenas - agent zero
    I heat up quick like a hibachi
    and once I get going, there ain't no stopping me
    c'mon lemon bitch what did you expect from me
    after you ma's had you, she got a historectemy
    so don't make be drop my drawers and let you see what god made possible
    after i nailed your girlie that bitch got sent to the hospital
    biatch
    Don't quit your day job. That has to be the single worst attempt at spitting a flow that i have ever heard in my entire life.
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  3. 02-06-2007, 03:56 PM #3
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    Lemonade has been served. Damn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pnut View Post
    So lemon bitch comes into the bridger thread axing all tough
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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  9. 02-06-2007, 03:59 PM #9
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    I was too embarrassed to finish reading that.
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  10. 02-06-2007, 03:59 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by pnut View Post
    So lemon bitch comes into the bridger thread axing all tough,
    then one little comment about his mom, and he tucks his tail between his
    legs like a little puppy. Wherever he's from (CO or UT) that shit may fly,
    but here in Montana we are real men and don't stand for that crap.

    So I'm challenging you to a freestyle rap battle lemon bitch. I'll go first>>>

    I'm live
    like allen iverson
    a mile high
    so you can't top me son
    I'm smooth like Miles Davis
    so sit back while i slay this -
    microphone
    and mix lemon bitch up in my bitches brew
    when i get done, y'all like lemon who?
    I'm a real life hero
    like barbaro or gil arenas - agent zero
    I heat up quick like a hibachi
    and once I get going, there ain't no stopping me
    c'mon lemon bitch what did you expect from me
    after you ma's had you, she got a historectemy
    so don't make be drop my drawers and let you see what god made possible
    after i nailed your girlie that bitch got sent to the hospital
    biatch
    SHUT THE FUCK UP
    YOU FUCKING MORON
    ALL YOU MORONS SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP
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    oh my god...that was painful to read...you are a true contemporary.
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    You need to try out for that white rapper show.
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    I hate to be the bearer of bad news, pnut, but the mighty Fred Durst is the only person who has had any success in rhyming the same word.
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  15. 02-06-2007, 04:05 PM #15
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    Yawn. Sorry I was unaware that my further presence in that thread was required after I made my posts. Clearly all that tailgunning has made you and your "crew" very sensitive.

    As for my "mom" I asked and after a review of you guy's videos she said, and I quote: "Pass." Maybe some bozone hawgs don't care if you have no idea how to drive a tip.

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    The WORST use of the ever important and oft overused to date?!?!

    OH, and one more thing, real Montanan's DON'T rap, JONG
    Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.

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  17. 02-06-2007, 04:09 PM #17
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    Wow. That was so diculous it was RE-diculous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dk_alaskan View Post
    real Montanan's DON'T rap, JONG


    Isn't Tanner from Montana? (montanner?)
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  19. 02-06-2007, 04:12 PM #19
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    HELL no, he is from BEATCHville, Quebec. he was adopted we all think by a pack of wolves who were a steazin' crew w/no clue of what reality was and enjoyed wearing one piece fartbags
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    Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.

    Seize the day, trusting little in the future.

    if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON! View Post
    SHUT THE FUCK UP
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    That "rap" is making me ghey, I think I should quit posting here.
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