'14/'15 Magic Shitshow aka Everybody's an Expert thread

**PearlJam09** · 09-24-2015, 08:19 AM

I really hope this is like the moped scene in dumb and dumber but I'm guessing that it will be more like the zipper scene in there's something about Mary.

**MMP** · 09-24-2015, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by VTsession

MAX Pass is only $699 until Sept. 30th.

grabbed the Local. $600

**buttahflake** · 09-24-2015, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by MMP

grabbed the Local. $600

That's a sick deal.
Five days at each hill, no blackouts.
Sick deal. Let's burn one on the SkyeShip!

**Timberridge** · 09-24-2015, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by buttahflake

Let's burn one on the SkyeShip!

I'm in. Should I just look for a guy with big goggles smoking a doob?

**buttahflake** · 09-24-2015, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

I'm in. Should I just look for a guy with big goggles smoking a doob?

It's not Stratton, guy.
Big goggles and 'doobs' are everywhere at Kmart.

**Benny Profane** · 09-24-2015, 10:35 AM

Oh great, just what Killington needs. A bunch of core bros whining and moaning about how uncore and un-bro like Kmart is as they take up valuable lift seats smoking their cheap skank weed.

**biggins** · 09-24-2015, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Oh great, just what Killington needs. A bunch of core bros whining and moaning about how uncore and un-bro like Kmart is as they take up valuable lift seats smoking their cheap skank weed.

Buttah only rocks high quality. See all you "core bros" up at the mighty K, happy to have ya.

**MMP** · 09-24-2015, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by buttahflake

That's a sick deal.
Five days at each hill, no blackouts.
Sick deal. Let's burn one on the SkyeShip!

Unlimited, unrestricted skiing or riding at Breckenridge, Keystone, Afton Alps, Mt. Brighton and Arapahoe Basin with limited restrictions at Park City, Heavenly, Northstar & Kirkwood. Also includes a total of 10 days at Vail and Beaver Creek with holiday restrictions.

I can be happy with A Basin. the rest is a bonus. I'll be at Killington of course. Mad.....

**Timberridge** · 09-24-2015, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Oh great, just what Killington needs. A bunch of core bros whining and moaning about how uncore and un-bro like Kmart is as they take up valuable lift seats smoking their cheap skank weed.

You better hope Magic opens this year Benny.

Or just hang out at Ramshead.

**Dexter Rutecki** · 09-24-2015, 02:24 PM

No worries for Benny. MMP is onboard with his program, and on the EC they can hang together at Snowshed riding the magic carpets while Benny musters up his nerve to give his chairlift technique another try. Magic whining/doob will take place elsewhere.

**Dexter Rutecki** · 09-24-2015, 06:36 PM

MUTH
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**Benny Profane** · 09-24-2015, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by MMP

Unlimited, unrestricted skiing or riding at Breckenridge, Keystone, Afton Alps, Mt. Brighton and Arapahoe Basin with limited restrictions at Park City, Heavenly, Northstar & Kirkwood. Also includes a total of 10 days at Vail and Beaver Creek with holiday restrictions.

I can be happy with A Basin. the rest is a bonus. I'll be at Killington of course. Mad.....

Wait. You do know that you're talking about the Epic local pass, right? Which has no Eastern days at all. Just checking.

**Benny Profane** · 09-24-2015, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

You better hope Magic opens this year Benny.

Or just hang out at Ramshead.

There's actually some fun skiing off of Ramshead. You'll have to find it yourself, though.

**Skrilla Gorilla** · 09-24-2015, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

There's actually some fun skiing off of Ramshead. You'll have to find it yourself, though.

PM me GPS coordinates bro.

**steamboat1** · 09-24-2015, 08:27 PM

I'll be happy to show you mags around K.

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**Dexter Rutecki** · 09-24-2015, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by steamboat1

I'll be happy to show you mags around K.

not

Didn't feel like waiting for you, anyway.

**Timberridge** · 09-24-2015, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

There's actually some fun skiing off of Ramshead. You'll have to find it yourself, though.

I don't mind skiing groomed stuff with you for a few runs.

**Gepeto** · 09-24-2015, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

I don't mind skiing groomed stuff with you for a few runs.

Oh, now everyone wants to ge all cheeky and shit.

**Vt-Freeheel** · 09-25-2015, 04:35 AM

Originally Posted by steamboat1

I'll be happy to show you mags around K.

not

Oooo, feel the burn...

not

**MMP** · 09-25-2015, 04:43 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Wait. You do know that you're talking about the Epic local pass, right? Which has no Eastern days at all. Just checking.

Yes. My son is at CU Boulder. I'll go 3-4 times. Thanks. Any lodging recs near A-base?

**Timberridge** · 09-25-2015, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by Gepeto

Oh, now everyone wants to ge all cheeky and shit.

Benny's all injured and shit.

Lift unloading incident.

**Peruvian** · 09-25-2015, 06:31 AM

Any of you hackers, slashers, and draggers that come to the Peru Fair before or after your work day, be sure to stop by the cider press to say hi. I'll be there all day.