'14/'15 Magic Shitshow aka Everybody's an Expert thread

[DoWork]

Unpossible.

Well at least Benny's rage has a method and is all-encompassing. I couldn't for the life of me figure out what this guy's beef was- but VTF's assessment makes sense. He seems like the type to point the finger and that would definitely explain teh massive butthurtzzz.

[jgb@etree]

I just discovered the thread at AZ and have been reading for the last hour. That guy is a total douche, but I think the flagpole debate is the best. Absolutely hilarious.

[Benny Profane]

All encompassing? What does that mean?

[yellofin]

I think they're setting it up at the Co-op City Yacht Club.

Hey I'm a member there,
There is a great view of chicken bone beach from my yacht

[Timberridge]

All encompassing? What does that mean?

Yes I found that comment perplexing too. You never rage like Buttahflake and most of your hatred is directed at very specific things like the 1%, Greenwich CT, Magic, etc.

Hey I'm a member there,
There is a great view of chicken bone beach from my yacht

DW, get in touch w/ this man. We need to come up with catchy phrases like they have at Hermitage's discovery center.

"One you try Black, you never go back"
"Don't be a chump and complain about a bump"

[DoWork]

All encompassing? What does that mean?

It simply means that the sun never sets on your empire of dissatisfaction. That's cool though, it kind of makes you interesting in a Hugh Cuntway sort of way. As was said above, you're OUR Kilauea of butthurt and that absolutely makes a difference. This other web nerd has some weird vendetta against Magic that is oddly reminiscent of a scorned high school lover and it's kind of funny because I couldn't put my finger on why until VTF aired his laundry.

[Benny Profane]

Don't flatter yourself. I could care less 90% of the time. Get back to your little life.

[jgb@etree]

Benny lives large. Like Jamespio.

[BigDaddy]

Don't flatter yourself. I could care less 90% of the time. Get back to your little life.

And to think we sent you all those get well wishes after your "skiing" injury?!

Here's hoping you make it all the way up the big boy lift this year... face plant free.

[Benny Profane]

You mean lifts that actually run? On Wednesday?

[DoWork]

You mean lifts that actually run? On Wednesday?

Benny dropping chairlift jokes is like Frank Hayes making fat jokes. The irony just gives me the chuckles for hours at a time.

[lynchdogger]

Nothing worse than choosing to duck a rope, injuring yourself, then blaming said ski area for your incompetence, and douching them on line with vengeance = worthless piece of shit! Learn to ski or at least fall. Or at least not whine like a little bitch. Better yet don't come back.

[RustyGroomer]

I put this on FB already. New state of the art "Wood" Chair. Why don't people put their skis like that anymore? I plan on it this year.

[jgb@etree]

Nothing worse than choosing to duck a rope, injuring yourself, then blaming said ski area for your incompetence, and douching them on line with vengeance = worthless piece of shit! Learn to ski or at least fall. Or at least not whine like a little bitch. Better yet don't come back.

I'm still trying to figure out how someone managed to break their ankle inside of a ski boot? Pretty impressive move.

[Timberridge]

Why don't people put their skis like that anymore? I plan on it this year.

That was pre-ski brake.

[RustyGroomer]

That was pre-ski brake.

Yeah so? It looks rad. I'm going for it. See who follows.

[MyNameIsAugustWest]

So who made the comment about the valet parking on Epic? TR, was that you? Gepeto? Rusty?

Post was made by Juan Hitta with a whopping 9 posts....come to think of it, that sounds like something MMP would come up with.

It's OK, you can admit you post on Epic. I'm confident enough in my rad-ness to admit that I have over 1400 posts over there. Any place you can get a pair of unused Barons for $25 ain't all bad.

[Binky]

Juan Hitta

that is an epic username

[MyNameIsAugustWest]

Pretty sure I know who Juan is...one of the suspects named above.

[PlayItLeo]

Juan Hitta

that is an epic username

:waves hand:

Wanted to post up a FS thread over there, so I swallowed my pride and signed up. Turns out you need 15 posts and some likes (or some such bullshit) before you can sell your wares, so I decided to have some fun in the meantime. The gape is definitely strong over there.

[steamboat1]

Talk about douchebaggery

The cream rose to the top last page

[Gepeto]

I don't have a presence at epic

What fer

the low percentage of assholes around here is plenty enough for me [emoji13] [emoji302][emoji724]

That'll narrow it down

[BigDaddy]

It's OK, you can admit you post on Epic. I'm confident enough in my rad-ness to admit that I have over 1400 posts over there. Any place you can get a pair of unused Barons for $25 ain't all bad.

Over here, I'll sell them to you for $30.

[Timberridge]

Since we're coming clean, I've never posted on Epic. But perhaps a place that has banned both Rog and BushwackerinPA can't be all bad?

I'm a one ski forum guy and my heart belongs with TGR, but if you guys are correct that they have lots of gently used low DIN bindings and system skis for cheap on that site its tempting.

[robrox]

Dear ULLR, your minons are getting really loopy. Pretty soon they'll start bickering over who to take to the prom.....