'14/'15 Magic Shitshow aka Everybody's an Expert thread

[Benny Profane]

That was pre-ski brake.

I thought it was Magic last season.

[raisingarizona13]

I posted a thread up over there about little ski areas that rock. Someone said that you guys at Magic are snobby Richards. Was that you Benny?

It's not all bad on epic. I have been bored so I read through a lot to kill time. I hate tv so it's a good way to do that.

When I read some of the posts I do it in an english accent like the kind you hear on national geographic shows about animals in the amazon or some shit. Some posts read like " I found the amentities to be sub par at the day lodge although the creme brulee did remind me of my summers in Paris. The old antiquated lifts are slow and bothersome but the the cord is splendid for the groomer zoomer crowd".

I already got a warning for writing the way I do here and is normal on TGR. Also, if you start a thread people want guidelines and rules and I guess it's to be determined by the original poster. That is weird to me, like who cares. Maybe people power trip over that kind of thing? Whatever.

[MyNameIsAugustWest]

Over here, I'll sell them to you for $30.

Srsly? I have a friend looking for an economical (read cheap) frame binding to get into touring.

[Timberridge]

Yeah so? It looks rad. I'm going for it. See who follows.

It was also before 140mm tips and tail rocker. The new gear just slides out of the pole straps.

Which reminds me. DW, are there any plans for a ski valet service?

[Gepeto]

don't cook your waxless sintered bases either, unless your planning on going up hill a little bit after your respite.

Skinless traction available on the up trek

[DoWork]

Talk about douchebaggery

The cream rose to the top last page

Aaaaaahahahaha dude just so you know personal attacks are a-ok on this website and I will verbally fist you as will everyone else here.

[Speedfreak]

Talk about douchebaggery

The cream rose to the top last page

Welcome to our (not so) nice little corner of the web, JONG. Now please feel free to fist yourself.

Edit: We're really REALLY into fisting.

[steamboat1]

We're really REALLY into fisting.

Whatever turns you on.

[lynchdogger]

Double fisting! Pussy!

[Vt-Freeheel]

[BigDaddy]

^Handsome Mr. Fister...

Srsly? I have a friend looking for an economical (read cheap) frame binding to get into touring.

No... As usual, I was trying to be funny, but failed. Was insinuating that I was the gaper selling them on epic.

[MMP]

Ok. Everyone back to the Roll Call.

[MyNameIsAugustWest]

^Handsome Mr. Fister...



No... As usual, I was trying to be funny, but failed. Was insinuating that I was the gaper selling them on epic.

Unless you changed your name from Rachel...

Back to my search...

[Vt-Freeheel]

Ok. Everyone back to the Roll Call.

MMP, Executive Housekeeper

[kokomas]

Who is going to workday 2 on Saturday? Looks like I'll be there with a pair of loppers

[lynchdogger]

I'm in. Bringing a couple chain saws, hand saws, loppers, a pole saw and pruner. Will share. So stoked to get back into the Magic glades!

[MMP]

Bongski?

[DoWork]

Bongski?

Anybody remember when slash made a bomb board? Four pint glasses on a snowboard and it was for car bombs etc. Pretty sure it was outlawed immediately haha

[kokomas]

I'm in. Bringing a couple chain saws, hand saws, loppers, a pole saw and pruner. Will share. So stoked to get back into the Magic glades!

Alright Alright, see you there

[prsboogie]

Magic Mountain Ski Area

25 mins ·

We wanted to provide an update on the status of the sale of Magic Mountain. The deal has fallen through and the mountain will remain in the hands of its current owners, MMM.

[elevens]

That does not sound promising, hope everything works out and pray for tons and tons of snow and NO lift problems.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Damn

[lynchdogger]

Magic Mountain Ski Area

25 mins ·

We wanted to provide an update on the status of the sale of Magic Mountain. The deal has fallen through and the mountain will remain in the handws of its current owners, MMM.

Just saw this on FB. Gotta say I didn't see that coming. WTF?! Holy buzz kill...

DoWork to the bat phone please.

[MMP]

I'm buying a pass today. An Epic Pass.

[HankScorpio]

I'm buying a pass today. An Epic Pass.

MAX Pass is only $699 until Sept. 30th.