Tammy Wynette cannot be reached for help-Divorce advice

**Timberridge** · 01-20-2016, 09:19 AM

So she's not gay?

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

I think the lawyers here would advise against recreational outside nookie. You don't want soon to be exwife to find out about it, and you never know if she has spies. Scorned woman and all that.

I doubt she has any in WA. Since that thing with AKPM seems not to have blossomed and you're kinda over CW, any thought to Tuckerman? Sounds like he needs a place to stay for a spell.

**ACH** · 01-20-2016, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

I think the lawyers here would advise against recreational outside nookie. You don't want soon to be exwife to find out about it, and you never know if she has spies. Scorned woman and all that.

That's some interesting math going on....
2 + 2 = 22 (?)

**mtngirl79** · 01-20-2016, 09:22 AM

no Tuckerman in my apartment, sorry Tuck.

I'm only over Chainsaw Willie as long as he stays away. I still don't understand how CWs fucked up mind works.

And absolutely no AKPM. Absolutely not. No way, no how.

**Brock Landers** · 01-20-2016, 09:28 AM

Whats wrong with AKPM? He a little overweight? Cant seem to do anything right? Maybe he isn't a skinning expert?

**mtngirl79** · 01-20-2016, 09:32 AM

the term man doesn't not fit anywhere near AKPM. That's whats wrong with him. The m stands for Monkey. Monkey makes for good jokes, and that's about it.

**mtngirl79** · 01-20-2016, 09:35 AM

See, when I was about 10, there was this family that had a kid on my brothers little league team and they had a pet monkey.

So it was this big thing, bring your kids over to see our monkey. I was too young to understand masturbation at the time, but this monkey was in its cage holding and rubbing its penis and "peeing" on its little monkey hands and then reaching out and trying to grab you with his yucky "peed on" hands.

Monkeys should not be pets.

**riser4** · 01-20-2016, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Tuckerman

Oh sorry got busy. Anyway I can't say much but the whole sending pics in texts is very new to me not that I'm complaining defiantly not complaining. So I have been staying distracted you know keeping busy.... I need my own place very soon.

This is just another tease. After this buildup there had better be something amazing to report.

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 01-20-2016, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

the term man doesn't not fit anywhere near AKPM. That's whats wrong with him. The m stands for Monkey. Monkey makes for good jokes, and that's about it.

the Guy brings a fish he caught instead of flowers for his first date. I Don't know what's more manly than that....

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 01-20-2016, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual

One word...
Hysterectomy

Seems a little....idk, drastic?

One of my ex used Long term birth control. UID or something....shit was great. No mood swings or monthly mess.

**mtngirl79** · 01-20-2016, 10:51 AM

birth control and menstrual cycles are a total crapshoot. One thing might make a hormonally messed up nutcase of a woman stable and the same thing might another worse, and then fuck with a completely sane woman.

and it doesn't do what its going to do immediately, so you are stuck "trying it" for so long that you forget what it was like before...

Its not an easy science.

**AdironRider** · 01-20-2016, 11:02 AM

New Hampshire isn't large enough to be sullying the pool. Wait until the papers are signed before trying out within county lines I say.

**abraham** · 01-20-2016, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

See, when I was about 10, there was this family that had a kid on my brothers little league team and they had a pet monkey.

So it was this big thing, bring your kids over to see our monkey. I was too young to understand masturbation at the time, but this monkey was in its cage holding and rubbing its penis and "peeing" on its little monkey hands and then reaching out and trying to grab you with his yucky "peed on" hands.

Monkeys should not be pets.

Moses lake is more interesting than I thought

**mtngirl79** · 01-20-2016, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by abraham

Moses lake is more interesting than I thought

I didn't grow up in Moses Hell.

This was near a little town in the far northeast corner of Washington. Its got all the redneck, ignorant rural town issues, but also plenty of goodness.

**Danno** · 01-20-2016, 12:14 PM

like monkeys

**mtngirl79** · 01-20-2016, 12:21 PM

lol. that family saw the light and sent the monkey to the zoo or something so I don't think there are any monkeys anymore.

Not of that sort, anyways. Maybe there are still "powder monkeys"

**Foggy_Goggles** · 01-20-2016, 12:29 PM

See, this is why I don't get you MtnGrl. I'm not gonna pretend to know you but for someone with as many emotional challenges as you appear to have, you seem to have very little compassion. We're all a little rough around the edged. Life is hard for most people. Live and let live.

Back to the original thread: as hard as it is, happy people are good people. Keep your head up and everything will be alright.

**mtngirl79** · 01-20-2016, 12:37 PM

Can you explain to me where I am appearing to not have compassion right now?

**Brock Landers** · 01-20-2016, 12:48 PM

Throwing akpm under the bus because of some actual monkey who j'd it in his cage 20 years ago?

**mtngirl79** · 01-20-2016, 12:56 PM

Seriously? I am being serious here. I did not tell that monkey story to throw AKPM under a bus, that's a real story about an experience I had growing up that I thought was funny.

This is a problem I have, though. I don't see how that is any different, or even close to the level of shit people give AKPM. Actually, whoever brought up AKPM was giving him shit in the first place by suggesting I hook up with him.

But then when people rip apart people for other things and I stand up for them, I am not showing compassion, I am being something else.

I don't doubt its another way I am fucked up, but with a few exceptions for people who have actually hurt me, nothing I ever type on this forum is intended to actually hurt someone.

**Foggy_Goggles** · 01-20-2016, 01:00 PM

the term man doesn't not fit anywhere near AKPM. That's whats wrong with him. The m stands for Monkey. Monkey makes for good jokes, and that's about it.

See, Patrick is a real human being who has shared his struggles over the years with members of this forum. Some of those struggles include weight issues, not fitting in and feeling like an outcast, relationships with the other sex and finances.

Perhaps you are familiar with some of these life challenges? As I said, I'm not gonna claim to know you and I'm not gonna give you life advice as I don't pretend to have it all figured out and have my own demons to fight. That said, I believe in "treat others how you'd like to be treated". Do you?

**mtngirl79** · 01-20-2016, 01:05 PM

I was not here for most of the AKPM stuff, but my impression of Patrick was more of a guy that would rather fish that grow up. Actually, someone who would rather fish than do anything else.

I guess I am struggling to see how that rises anywhere near the level of shit that is normally flung around this place, nor shit that I get.

The difference is probably a nuance of social interaction that I don't understand.

**GoldMember** · 01-20-2016, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

I didn't grow up in Moses Hell.

This was near a little town in the far northeast corner of Washington. Its got all the redneck, ignorant rural town issues, but also plenty of goodness.

Really... Out of curiosity, what town was it?

**riser4** · 01-20-2016, 01:07 PM

Somebody would bring the local kids over to watch a monkey jack off? That's twisted.

**mtngirl79** · 01-20-2016, 01:10 PM

If I met Patrick in real life I would look at him just like anyone else. If there was a mutual attraction, I wouldn't be opposed to the idea just because of whatever was said on TGR. I think he is quite a few years younger than me, though and I highly doubt that that would happen.

I'm pretty sure bringing him up was joke to begin with, so I'm unclear where my response needs called out. Or how should I have responded?