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    Quote Originally Posted by MMP View Post
    Buddy of mine is crushing Tinder. He's 46 and his phone is full of naked pictures they send him. He said lots of them are totally down for 3-somes. Times have changed since I was single.
    See, whats up with the pics??? Not that I'm complaining.
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMP View Post
    Buddy of mine is crushing Tinder. He's 46 and his phone is full of naked pictures they send him. He said lots of them are totally down for 3-somes. Times have changed since I was single.
    At least someone is gettin it. I tried Tinder and it was a total waste of time for me. Same with that
    Bumble, Match.com and all the others. Time and money down dry holes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman View Post
    Well I stayed out until 5am the night before (so worth it), but that should not matter we're just roommates at this point.
    you may think so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    you may think so...
    Yep, keep your shit on the DL until the divorce is final unless you want her making your life a living hell ala Sam K https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GXPd0fnpKw
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.

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    It only took 10mins to get married, seems like its going to take forever to get un-married.
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    ...and its more expensive.

    I'll never quite understand why the gays wanted to get married so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post

    I'll never quite understand why the gays wanted to get married so much.
    Good point
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman View Post
    It only took 10mins to get married, seems like its going to take forever to get un-married.
    Starts with: Cant wait to be together
    Ends with: Cant wait to be apart

    Sort of reminds me of the two happiest days of boat ownership: The day you buy it, and the day you sell it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    ...and its more expensive.

    I'll never quite understand why the gays wanted to get married so much.
    Yeah my gay friend said the divorce lawyers are gonna clean up on this, ha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    ...and its more expensive.

    I'll never quite understand why the gays wanted to get married so much.
    Or why women wanted to work.

    It's all about the forbidden fruit. If somebody tells you you can't have it, you want it. Human nature.

    Based on this principle, I tell every chick I meet they can't have my dick.

    I'm beginning to think there may be a flaw in my principle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Based on this principle, I tell every chick I meet they can't have my dick.
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    To be fair, having a detachable penis, can be a little of putting.

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    What does golf have to do with this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    To be fair, having a detachable penis, can be a little of putting.
    Que up king missile please...

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    To be fair, having a detachable penis, can be a little of putting.
    Make sure you have at least $17 on you in case you misplace it and need to buy it back from some dude selling stuff off a blanket.

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    watch out for snakes

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    Can anyone explain "Reasonable Medical Support Obligation" to me. We are trying to get this thing done quickly and though maybe we could just agree on shit and this line was in the paperwork under the child support area with a dollar amount in it, I crossed out the dollar amount and put a zero. But im thinking I should have just left it??
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    Perhaps she wants you to cover her deductible in the future? $0.00
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    Is there a child supported on your health care?

    Quick may in the short term feel better faster but you may end up with her hand in your bank account which you do not want.


    Do you want to pay for the birth control so her va jayjay can run wild?
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    We have some friends that are dealing with a son that sued them (and lost) and they have each had restraining orders issued against the other but they are still required to cover his med ins while he is a full time student even though they are totally estranged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    We have some friends that are dealing with a son that sued them (and lost) and they have each had restraining orders issued against the other but they are still required to cover his med ins while he is a full time student even though they are totally estranged.
    that sounds like a lovely family.......

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    Seems like I have heard horror stories about a child conceived in marriage being the responsibility of the husband regardless of actual parentage...

    Could just be old wives tales... not sure. Careful, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman View Post
    Can anyone explain "Reasonable Medical Support Obligation" to me. We are trying to get this thing done quickly and though maybe we could just agree on shit and this line was in the paperwork under the child support area with a dollar amount in it, I crossed out the dollar amount and put a zero. But im thinking I should have just left it??
    Should this be a question you should be asking your lawyer, and not a bunch of dentists?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Should this be a question you should be asking your lawyer, and not a bunch of dentists?
    Who knows, I asked I still don't get it.
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman View Post
    Can anyone explain "Reasonable Medical Support Obligation" to me. We are trying to get this thing done quickly and though maybe we could just agree on shit and this line was in the paperwork under the child support area with a dollar amount in it, I crossed out the dollar amount and put a zero. But im thinking I should have just left it??
    It means that you probably cover your kid's health insurance and that is the cost of coverage or that is the amount your wife will be paying for the kid's insurance and that is the amount you will pay. It's all part of child support and will factor into any general child support payments you will make to your wife if she's the custodial parent. Pay it, it's tax deductible and general child support isn't.

    Isn't your kid 17? You might also consider paying more alimony/maintenance instead of more child support because alimony is tax deductible, if your wife will go for it. Just figure paying the alimony for the amount of time you would be paying child support, a couple years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman View Post
    Who knows, I asked I still don't get it.
    Uh, you asked and what was the response you got?
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