I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[iceman]

directional tires. I think he means he didn't pay attention when bolting up the wheels? which can happen pretty easily.

[RShea]

Not following... you mounted your own tires backwards? Who mounts their own tires? Besides Benny, I mean.. Or did you put the wheels on backwards? Is that even possible?

Put the tire that is for the left side on the right side and vice versa, tread is wrong direction.

[TomCrac]

Hmmm, I don't remember parking like this.

[iceman]

Maybe she was trying to kill the weeds? Bummer Roundup is illegal in yer hood.

[Caucasian Asian]

That is a 10 to 12 second job for the Nascar crews.... Have to have an air wrench though...

Air wrench and multiple jacks.

I managed to change three tires in just under 10 minutes, when I went out to clean the cat litter. So I won't have to tell her now.

[RShea]

Air wrench and multiple jacks.

I managed to change three tires in just under 10 minutes, when I went out to clean the cat litter. So I won't have to tell her now.

Nope- only a single jack goes across the wall in Nascar.

[stfu&gbtw]

directional tires. I think he means he didn't pay attention when bolting up the wheels? which can happen pretty easily.

Yeah, sorry. Duh...That's what I get for posting in between sessions of projectile vomiting. Was seriously stumped on that one!

[Iluvmoguls]

Thank you so much for this thread. It makes me feel so much better after being newly single after a 6 year relationship. Learned many important lessons today: expect less under certain circumstances, demand more in others but to primarily bite my tongue when I find the next right one.

[plugboots]

8^}
Embrace the differences.

[skifishbum]

i luvs her and it's my fault for creating an all about the ups good snow snob
and it's your 1st tour of the season
but it shouldn't take 5 minutes to falling leaf some man made cat chunder for a couple hundy feet

[narc]

So I'm sitting her right now with Mrs Bad dancer and she just said to me................
"So you know where I've been putting the oil in the car this whole time ?"
Me.....With blank stupified, almost scared look, I respond with, " No... But I am afraid to ask"
"I was putting it into the hole where the dipstick comes out. My brother in law saw me do this showed me where to put it in. Its on top where it says, put oil in here"
Her comment was " well the funnel fit well in the hole"

So you stuck in the poppenhausen with the same excuse that night, right?

[iceman]

i luvs her and it's my fault for creating an all about the ups good snow snob
and it's your 1st tour of the season
but it shouldn't take 5 minutes to falling leaf some man made cat chunder for a couple hundy feet

Yeah that's not right. Tell her to point 'em! Or at least suggest it nicely.

[stfu&gbtw]

Just checking in. Goddamnit.

Quick quiz...

1. You have a sick kid sitting on a toilet. Kid has a fever and is probably a little dehydrated. Kid feels lightheaded and pukes. Do you:

A. Calmly clean up the kid, move to the couch, and accept your husband's offer to clean up the bathroom.

B. Step into the shower with the kid, rinse off, and accept your husband's offer to get clean towels and pajamas.

C. Become frustrated, tell the kid that she's going to the hospital since she can't keep any water down, take the puke covered clothes off, and leave the kid naked and crying on the toilet.

Personally, I would not go with C. I could probably come up with alternatives for letters D - ZZZ and still not pick C. Luckily, there wasn't a window she could open before she walked away, or a hose nearby. I walk in after she leaves and my kid is borderline hysterical that she's going to the hospital and she must be deathly ill. She starts having a panic attack, starts feeling fuzzy all over, and I spend the next 20 minutes trying to calm her down, reassuring her that her fuzzy faint feeling isn't paralysis, and her neck cramp isn't meningitis. Initially she refuses to drink any water, since she's afraid she's going to throw up again... I finally get her to relax enough to take a few sips of water, a little tylenol, a slow her breathing to a more relaxed 90 reps/min... Life goes on. But god fucking damnit. Who does that? Besides my asshole wife, I mean.

[~mikey b]

She lives with you so I guess I get why she's an asshole you fucking asshole. I feel sorry for your kids.

Fuck you asshole.

[mcski]

Did she vaccinate?

[stfu&gbtw]

She lives with you so I guess I get why she's an asshole you fucking asshole. I feel sorry for your kids.

Fuck you asshole.

Chemistry....


I lol'd. For real!

[iceman]

Bitches be crazy. End.

[Meadow Skipper]

For some reason this reminded me of a guy on one of my fire crews in the mid-70s. He was a 'Nam vet, and even though he'd been home for a year or two he was in the sort of state that you didn't want to wake him up suddenly unless you wanted to fight for your life. He had some issues.

Anyway, while he was at work one day, his wife decided it would help him to get over things if she cleared out some of his Vietnam stuff, and tossed his tiger stripe fatigues out. The guy - Henry was his name - told us he had to sleep in the woods for a week to keep from killing her. Literally.

[plugboots]

Ha! Great to see you Bobby. I did say I loved her and all...

[~mikey b]

I skied with my wife last two days. We had good stuff. I love her and all...

[~mikey b]

Chemistry....


I lol'd. For real!

You should go away.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Just checking in. Goddamnit.

Quick quiz...

1. You have a sick kid sitting on a toilet. Kid has a fever and is probably a little dehydrated. Kid feels lightheaded and pukes. Do you:

A. Calmly clean up the kid, move to the couch, and accept your husband's offer to clean up the bathroom.

B. Step into the shower with the kid, rinse off, and accept your husband's offer to get clean towels and pajamas.

C. Become frustrated, tell the kid that she's going to the hospital since she can't keep any water down, take the puke covered clothes off, and leave the kid naked and crying on the toilet.

Personally, I would not go with C. I could probably come up with alternatives for letters D - ZZZ and still not pick C. Luckily, there wasn't a window she could open before she walked away, or a hose nearby. I walk in after she leaves and my kid is borderline hysterical that she's going to the hospital and she must be deathly ill. She starts having a panic attack, starts feeling fuzzy all over, and I spend the next 20 minutes trying to calm her down, reassuring her that her fuzzy faint feeling isn't paralysis, and her neck cramp isn't meningitis. Initially she refuses to drink any water, since she's afraid she's going to throw up again... I finally get her to relax enough to take a few sips of water, a little tylenol, a slow her breathing to a more relaxed 90 reps/min... Life goes on. But god fucking damnit. Who does that? Besides my asshole wife, I mean.

Is she not the mother?

For some reason this reminded me of a guy on one of my fire crews in the mid-70s. He was a 'Nam vet, and even though he'd been home for a year or two he was in the sort of state that you didn't want to wake him up suddenly unless you wanted to fight for your life. He had some issues.

Anyway, while he was at work one day, his wife decided it would help him to get over things if she cleared out some of his Vietnam stuff, and tossed his tiger stripe fatigues out. The guy - Henry was his name - told us he had to sleep in the woods for a week to keep from killing her. Literally.

Tiger stripes was special ops type shit, no? Deep.

[Meadow Skipper]

Tiger stripes was special ops type shit, no? Deep.

IIRC the guy was LRRP. Pretty heavy shit.

[iceman]

I met a LRRP guy at a party like literally 30 years ago and it left an impression.

[plugboots]

So sticking with the theme of this thread, notice how you don't see the black dog's owners?
That wife was talking to that labrador like this: "Listen Kelly, don't go to the right side of the trail, that's where skiers are coming down."
JHC, use a command.