I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[Meadow Skipper]

...I just don't care enough...

And that's fair, but somehow someone has to get things done.

I just want things to work.

People in hell just want some ice water.

[hikesalot]

I have a sneaky suspicion that your husband did not want you to walk the dog.

Haha! So true.


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[jackstraw]

Wife, in complete meltdown mode, crying:
"this fucking piece of shit snow blower wont start! I tried everything! And the cord I brought out wouldn't reach so I had to drag the thing out of the shed to 'meet' (?) the cord and now its just stuck outside cause I can't get it back inside!! Why does nothing we have work??" (Snowblower is 1 year old. Proper length extension cord, in closet by front door, JUST FOR HER to not have to pull start snowblower)
Me:
"Uh, is the gas on?"
Wife:
Silence
Snowblower turning over and starting
Dial tone

Every time I go away on a ski trip it seems to snow at my house and my wife has to deal with the snowblower. And every time something goes wrong. The thought of it stresses me out. I should just hire a plow guy.

And fwiw the little pictures on snowblowers are really dumb. Like the choke thing...just say open or closed for christ sakes!

[bagtagley]

,,,,,, her snoring is such a PITA and wakes me up all night long. I need my own bedroom.

No way. Seriously, my only complaint. I haven't had a full night's sleep in over a year. FML

My wife snores like a drunk old man. Ear plugs have changed my life.

[warthog]

https://www.smartnora.com/?gclid=EAI...iAAEgKwqfD_BwE

This thing seriously works. I should start getting commission I have recommended this to so many people.

[liv2ski]

https://www.smartnora.com/?gclid=EAI...iAAEgKwqfD_BwE

This thing seriously works. I should start getting commission I have recommended this to so many people.

Faaack, for $299 I will sleep on the coach.

My wife snores like a drunk old man. Ear plugs have changed my life.

I have been using ear plugs for so many years now my ear canal is stretched out. No surfers ear for me.

[Meanfruit]

I can almost buy a pair of lightly used 333's for 299 bucks. You're crazy, bro.

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[bagtagley]

My wife barely admits to snoring. Getting her to entertain solutions would require professional mediation.

[warthog]

Seeing how I am the snorer, $299 was a small price to pay to not hear about it anymore.

I don't know. If I hadn't had a full nights sleep in over a year, I am pretty sure I would pony up $300 to fix that.

[~mikey b]

I’m thinking maybe the kid and I will tear down the xmas tree today and see how that goes.... She can’t get upset for “helping” right?

[Diamond Joe]

I just don't care enough... I just want things to work.

Holy shit! Lindsey?!? This is awkward

[warthog]

I can almost buy a pair of lightly used 333's for 299 bucks. You're crazy, bro.

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Still skiing on Head Mojo's from 2004- the ones with the snakes.
That's the beauty, and the tragedy, of only skiing 4 or 5 days a year.
I guess I just have more $$ to spend on other shit.

[huckbucket]

JHC ... seems like every car I've been in recently where I'm the passenger and a woman is driving (including my wife's), the woman has ZERO clue how to use the climate control. It's one button. Push it and set the temp. How hard is that?

[Danno]

JHC ... seems like every car I've been in recently where I'm the passenger and a woman is driving (including my wife's), the woman has ZERO clue how to use the climate control. It's one button. Push it and set the temp. How hard is that?

My wife understands the climate control, but she's ridiculously impatient. Rather than setting a temp and giving the car time to reach that temp, and adjusting slightly as needed (and again, waiting a little bit for the temp to change), she cranks the heat if she needs it warmer, then cranks the a/c when it gets too warm, repeat.

[Meanfruit]

Seeing how I am the snorer, $299 was a small price to pay to not hear about it anymore.

I don't know. If I hadn't had a full nights sleep in over a year, I am pretty sure I would pony up $300 to fix that.

Sound logic.

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[Diamond Joe]

hahaha OMG my wife gets in the car and immediately sets the climate control to 80. I'm like, you know it doesnt make the car get warmer any faster than if you set it at the temp you actually want it at (70?)?? Doensnt matter. Then 10 minutes later when plastic is melting in the car because its so hot, she puts the A/C on or just shuts the heat off.

[zion zig zag]

hahaha OMG my wife gets in the car and immediately sets the climate control to 80. I'm like, you know it doesnt make the car get warmer any faster than if you set it at the temp you actually want it at (70?)?? Doensnt matter. Then 10 minutes later when plastic is melting in the car because its so hot, she puts the A/C on or just shuts the heat off.

Well, apparently this is a universal truth then. We play out that exact scenario every time we drive together.

[seano732]

So this just happened....We have inset shelves in our living room for all our A/V shit; cable box, receiver, PS 4 etc.....Mrs. Seano says she wants to move the cable box to the top shelf, doesn't like the way it looks, blah,blah....

Me: Fine. I'll do it when i get back. Please don't touch ANYTHING until get back, K?
Wife: Why?
Me: Cause there's a whole shit ton of cables, wires, and stuff back there, and I don't want you to forget how to plug everything back in.
Wife: Fine

So of course, i get back from the store, she's standing there with a spaghetti mess of cables, and we have no internet, cable, or phone service...After two hours, approximately 1,372 curse words and two shouting matches, I get everything back up and running. I love that woman, but Jesus Hercules Christ...I need a drink.

[booner]

I asked the wife for some help for 30 seconds of the 24 hr assembly process of the power wheels dune buggy thing we got for my daughter.

Went really well

[muted]

There is some stupid fucking app that puts makeup virtually on your face and my wife is determined to try it on me through some not-so-subtle trickery, and I presume she can take a pic of it, and therefore have a really really sexy pic of me in some 80's slutty makeup.

It's exhausting to avoid and now annoying as hell trying to prevent this from happening.

Looking at this thread, I guess it could be worse.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

hahaha OMG my wife gets in the car and immediately sets the climate control to 80. I'm like, you know it doesnt make the car get warmer any faster than if you set it at the temp you actually want it at (70?)?? Doensnt matter. Then 10 minutes later when plastic is melting in the car because its so hot, she puts the A/C on or just shuts the heat off.

I've seen guys do this too. Crank the heat all the way up and turn the fan on high. You can explain that the heat doesn't work until the engine and coolant are warm but it's pointless it seems.

[JongDoe]

Every time I go away on a ski trip it seems to snow at my house and my wife has to deal with the snowblower. And every time something goes wrong. The thought of it stresses me out. I should just hire a plow guy.
!

Same with me and we don't have a snowblower. Good exercise.

[hikesalot]

Holy shit! Lindsey?!? This is awkward

hahaha OMG my wife gets in the car and immediately sets the climate control to 80. I'm like, you know it doesnt make the car get warmer any faster than if you set it at the temp you actually want it at (70?)?? Doensnt matter. Then 10 minutes later when plastic is melting in the car because its so hot, she puts the A/C on or just shuts the heat off.

Hi dear

ha just kidding.

but kinda sorta impatient here too LOL

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Hi dear

ha just kidding.

but kinda sorta impatient here too LOL

Watch the temp gauge, the heat won't really work until it's in the normal operating range. Of course you'll likely disregard this advice.

[JongDoe]

My wife snores like a drunk old man. Ear plugs have changed my life.

I had a girlfriend that would go on bombing runs in the middle of the night. She had amazing breasticuses though. I miss those night sorties.