Worst song ever? (NSR)

[Cliff Huckable]

First a warning:This Poster Assumes No Responsibility For Any Damage Incurred From Listening To The Following Song

But he and Ben Fields did a genuinely good song. That + being William Shatner = full pardon








William Shatner singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds off his Transformed Man album. Truely a soul scarring experience.

But he and Ben Fields did a genuinely good song. That + being William Shatner = full pardon

[arild]

Perhaps not THE absolute worst, but pretty fucking bad none the less. Shatner´s Lucy.. is up there, and more or less every pop artist out there. I get stunned whenever I come to a party, and all I hear is shit, shit, and more shit. Fuck, tons of RnB, bad hiphop I don´t know what´s called, and it tears my mind apart. I hate record companies for churning that crap out.

[TROLL-HOLE-E-O]

There can be no doubt that Shatner WINS!
Amazingly, Shatner also has recorded one of the greatest songs ever. Think I'm nuts? It features Ben Folds and Joe Jackson and if you put it your I pod and ski, you will rock. It's called "Common People". I'm not shitting....Give it a listen. REALLY!!!

[ullrdrool]

anything by shaq

[iscariot]

Sounds like the nickelback of bad rap.

Pony by Far (covering Ginuwine)



I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off

Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't
want to get off

[Chorus]
If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and
down you spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

[Chorus]

If we're gonna get nasty, Baby
First we'll show & tell
Till I reach your ponytail
Lurk all over and
through you baby
Until I reach your stream
You'll be on my jockey team

[Chorus]
[repeats and ends]

(Ride it)
(My Saddle's)

[RShea]

Billie Ray Cirus- Ackey Breakey Heart
(U) Can't Touch That (sorry done even care who did it)

And a few others probably if I thought of it long enough

[manx]

"If I could turn back time" by Cher. Actualy, anything by Cher!

You know what? After the nuclear armageddon their will be 2 things left on this planet. Roaches and Cher

[epic]

Celine Dion's song from Titanic has to be top 5 worst.

[Eastside]

Any song by this miserable fucking cow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OemgQuSUb8

MF

[1080Rider]

Roxanne!!! Makes me vomitous whenever I hear it...

[ill-advised strategy]

rappin' duke?


fast forward to 3:10 for teh funnay

[ericrayl]

As far as songs that got enough air time to be generally inescapable:

Mandy by Barry Manilow - nothing even comes close

[dumpy]

Rainbow in the Dark-Dio

so bad, but yet so good.

I live less than a mile from a street named after Dio. I feel the presence of evil just driving by.

[dumpy]

Celine Dion's song from Titanic has to be top 5 worst.

That was gonna be mine, surprised it took this many pages to get named.

Also anything by Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, Nickleback, Puddle of Mudd, etc etc. I hate butt rock.

And the Doors. What a fucking over rated pile of trash they are.

[GoldMember]

I think I read this entire list and haven't seen this but: The Pina Colada Song or whatever it's called by Rupert....Something or Something Rupert. Whatever, it 's there with Feelings and anything by Barry Manilow and a bunch of others.

Oh yeah, and just about anything remotely related to 70's disco.