Worst song ever? (NSR)

[irul&ublo]

Highway Star...Deep Purple. Also has the most annoying guitar solo ever.

Anything with Wings that Linda sang lead on.

What no love (hate) for Barry Manhole?

[snowsprite]

More Shatner/Spock:
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/Shatner/

Whatever happened to the original Shatner sing-along page? That was one of the first pages I ever visited on the Interweb back in something like 1894.

Anyway, how about all of Whitney Houston's early work?

Oh no....Whitney! Back in college I got roped into seeing here IN CONCERT by a bunch of my "friends" and I am still trying to heal from the trauma. I wanted to fling myself off the balcony and end my agony when she began to belt out this monstrosity:

"I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me."

Well I wanna kill myself when I hear that song. And damn me, now that fuggin thing is in my head. Arrrgh! Get out!

Sprite

[Snow Dog]

For bad you can't beat Muskrat Love. Sung by the Captain & Tennille and America.

Feel the pain:

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...

[enlosandes]

Disco Duck just came to mind!

[Schmear]

For bad you can't beat Muskrat Love. Sung by the Captain & Tennille and America.

Even worse is having a vague memory from your youth of seeing Captain & Tennille sing the song on TV with little muskrat puppets walking around on the piano.

[nick > jesus]

Everybody Hurts- REM

Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
Everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Everybody hurts. You are not alone

Man i hate that song.

[bender!!!!]

I agree with him ^^^ what an awful song

[bigtrubs]

I can't believe no one has suggested this one yet:

Kevin Federline - Popozao

[Random streaming, laughing and grunting]

[Bridge:]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.

In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city?

Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.

Up, down, all around:
work that shit to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

[Bridge]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

[repeat chorus & bridge fading in eachother]

I want to see some Popozão

[Chorus:]
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

[Bridge 2×]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

[repeat both fading in eachother again]

[The AD]

Thanks for reminding me... Sailing by Cristopher Cross.

The song Viva quoted was "Come Sail Away" by Styx, though. I'll admit it, I actually think the Christopher Cross song is o.k.

bigtrubs: no one suggested the Kevin Federline song because no one else knew it even existed

[Schmear]

The song Viva quoted was "Come Sail Away" by Styx,

Yeah, I know. For some reason the "sail" reference made me think of...Sailing.

[funkendrenchman]

Highway Star...Deep Purple. Also has the most annoying guitar solo ever.

No way is that the worst song ever. I believe that solo was also ranked in the top 50 guitar solos of all time by Guitar magazine.

edit - just searched and found one source had the solo ranked at #8, Guitar at #19, and Guitar World had it at #17.

[str8line]

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

[nutcase]

I can't believe no one has suggested this one yet:

Kevin Federline - Popozao

[Random streaming, laughing and grunting]

[Bridge:]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.

In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city?

Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.

Up, down, all around:
work that shit to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

[Bridge]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

[repeat chorus & bridge fading in eachother]

I want to see some Popozão

[Chorus:]
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

[Bridge 2×]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

[repeat both fading in eachother again]

Its amazing that some people are allowed to live. Much less get record deals. Holy crap think how dumb that kid is going to be.

[iceman]

Str8, I'm disturbed at the thought of you googling those lyrics. I mean, what keywords did you use?

[Schmear]

What makes you think he had to google? He's playing it right now.

[str8line]

Str8, I'm disturbed at the thought of you googling those lyrics. I mean, what keywords did you use?

Iceman's Lover.

[iceman]

Iceman's Lover.

huh, I get "No results" when I google that, odd.

[Shepherd Wong]

I dunno that "you're beautiful" song is pretty awful. Though my hate of it makes it pretty clear why I'm not getting any Chix.

[funkendrenchman]

huh, I get "No results" when I google that, odd.

Results 1 - 10 of about 741 for iceman's lover. (0.35 seconds)

[str8line]

huh, I get "No results" when I google that, odd.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[crstlextrm]

I was driving to from Seattle to SLC one time a couple years back and a radio station was playing a song from Yoko Ono's latest album. Dont remember what it was called but it definAtely was the worst song I had ever heard.

[subtle plague]

ok there two categories: crap and crap that might be defended by some because those cretins think it is a good song.

category one: no one can defeat the burger song from dj ötzi (which actually was on number one here in germany. considering this the US Amry should have dropped the A Bomb here and not in Japan....)

http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/cli...361544-0880826

"how bout it people?
Now it's time 4 the burger dance....
OHHHHHH.....
A pizza hut, A pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken
& A pizza hut (2 times)

Macdonalds X2

Kentucky fried chicken
& a pizza hut(repeat mcdonalds part)

Put ur hands up in the air X2
Feel the roof above your head
Flap your elbows up and down
Dancing like a cheeky clown

Fling em finger in the air X2
Do it like you just dun care X2
PIZZA HUT! X2
Kentucky fried chicken X2
McdonaldsX2

Oh c'mon

Repeat all over again

glory glory hallejuah X2 And we dance the burger dance "

category 2: several real björk songs and the whole album where she is doing vocal excercises(her last one?). god i hate that wannbe arty crap.

[half-fast]

hot child in the city-nick gilder

[Low Budget]

I know you warned me and all, but dood...I almost had it worked out in my head that that as a species we really do have value and worth. Then you go and post this link!

Sprite

The truth is that I remembered Shatners music (I just had a chill run up my back) from a party years ago. While most of the guys were laughing, a couple of the ladies almost became violent. These girls were ready to throw down. Needless to say, the song was only played 3/4 of the way through before it was stopped. As a nod to how bad this music is, I really had a tough time deciding whether to post the link, and what kind of warning I would put up. I never realized how much anger and malice could be bubbling below the surface in a person until I listened to Shatner sing.

More Shatner/Spock:
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/Shatner/

Whatever happened to the original Shatner sing-along page? That was one of the first pages I ever visited on the Interweb back in something like 1894.

Anyway, how about all of Whitney Houston's early work?

I think the sing-along page was taken down mid-nineties. The frightening thing I remember about that page was the music started automatically.

[Obstruction]

Anything by John "Cougar" Mellancamp. That shit is intolerable. He really does suck a chili dog.