Worst song ever? (NSR)

**tarkman1** · 04-21-2006, 10:02 AM

The songs has to be well-known and terrible to the point of "What were people thinking when this song came out?"

Eddy Murphy - "Party All the Time"
Dirk Diggler - "You Got the Touch"

**homerjay** · 04-21-2006, 10:06 AM

"Susudio" - Phill Collins

**Orange Julius** · 04-21-2006, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by homerjay

"Susudio" - Phill Collins

fuck, that was a short game

**Steven S. Dallas** · 04-21-2006, 10:09 AM

"You Got the Touch" isn't a real song. It's intended to be awful, and as such isn't really worthy of inclusion.

That one by Don Johnson was pretty awful. "Heartbreak"? Was that what it was called?

**skiing-in-jackson** · 04-21-2006, 10:12 AM

Key Largo by Bertie Higgins

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also found on this album...

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**biggins** · 04-21-2006, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

"You Got the Touch" isn't a real song. It's intended to be awful, and as such isn't really worthy of inclusion.

Au contraire, mon frere...

You've clearly never seen the Transformers movie which features the origional recording of said track prominently.

**MTT** · 04-21-2006, 10:13 AM

ACHY BREAKY HEART

I hate (HATE) that song.

**Cyber Cop** · 04-21-2006, 10:17 AM

Counting crows version of Big Yellow Taxi. You know, the paved over heaven and put up a parking lot song. well, that's how I feel when I hear that shit.

**nopainnojane** · 04-21-2006, 10:28 AM

I am going with Blender Magazine's choice of "We Built This City", but Starship. The simple fact that some of the creative talent that was Jefferson Airplane, came out with that wholesale crap is grounds enough to be the worst song ever.

**A-wreck** · 04-21-2006, 10:28 AM

Stairway to Heaven

**Evmo** · 04-21-2006, 10:30 AM

Isnt it Ironic

**Low Budget** · 04-21-2006, 10:30 AM

First a warning:This Poster Assumes No Responsibility For Any Damage Incurred From Listening To The Following Song

William Shatner singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds off his Transformed Man album. Truely a soul scarring experience.

**cj001f** · 04-21-2006, 10:31 AM

a techno cover of S&G "By the Light" to the remixed tune of "come on eileen" from some german band

**Son1cdeth** · 04-21-2006, 10:31 AM

Anything by that american idol dude (william hung?). Makes me ask what is this country coming to when someone as talentless as him gets to make an album.

**PassTheDutchie** · 04-21-2006, 10:33 AM

"My Humps" is simply the worst piece of "music" ever created. Just short of being a crime against humanity.

Brittney Spears' version of "My Perogitive" is pretty bad too.

I also hate that "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree have a happy holiday" song by Brenda Lee. Makes me want to beat an elf.

**A-wreck** · 04-21-2006, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie

"My Humps" is simply the worst piece of "music" ever created. Just short of being a crime against humanity.

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I'l lsecond that.
Black eyed peas suck as a whole.
They are a product of what some record company exec thinks is cool.
And......every dolt on the planet eats it up.
Pathetic.

**marshalolson** · 04-21-2006, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by homerjay

"Susudio" - Phill Collins

i see your phil collins and raise you a "red rain" by peter gabriel

**Orange Julius** · 04-21-2006, 10:41 AM

Time to step up to the big leagues:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...6936&q=tornado

**funkendrenchman** · 04-21-2006, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Orange Julius

Time to step up to the big leagues:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...6936&q=tornado

Wow....

I love the atomic structures that are floating around her.

**El Chupacabra** · 04-21-2006, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by marshalolson

i see your phil collins and raise you a "red rain" by peter gabriel

Sensing an "anti-Genesis" theme here with marshal...

For worst butchering of a classic song: Michael Bolton's "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

For worst song ever, as in "put an icepick through my eardrums now" bad: Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You"

**Boomer28** · 04-21-2006, 10:45 AM

"Barbie World" Worst. Song. Ever.

**El Chupacabra** · 04-21-2006, 10:45 AM

Where's that Hasselhoff "hooked on a feeling" video?

**0BernhardFranz** · 04-21-2006, 10:48 AM

some guys decided it´s time to take the reverence feeling out and drive people of the rock for their own savety so I was subjected to hellish alpen volk songs of the 60 in engelberg so only my cd player with bladerunner soundtrack could save me
i tried to hire "disharmonia" to drive tanner and such folks of the most dangerous ascends