Worst song ever? (NSR)

[Orange Julius]

Au contraire, mon frere...

You've clearly never seen the Transformers movie which features the origional recording of said track prominently.

Show some class. The Transformers are fucking awesome and should never be questioned. Where else could you find a robot that turned into a life-sized handgun. I don't see that kind of shit on store shelves these days. But yes the soundtrack choice for the movie was regrettable. But I was like 8 so I didn't care.

[Barnballs]

It's a small world. by the millions of screaming kids at Disney.

[Mofro261]

Afternoon Delight!

and watching it on Arrested Development, I was crying.

[schindlerpiste]

Philadelphia Freedom: Elton John
Sugar Sugar: The Archies
Anything by Boy George

[cj001f]

Let me put it this way, I don't have any panties left.

So the ultimatum was to stop wearing womens underwear?

[fiddler]

Is this the one about "I've got love in my tummy?" I always thought that was just a tad gay.

Yes, and just for you...

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
By: Ohio Express
(Arthur Resnick - Joey Levine)
Lead Singer: Joey Levine
1968

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin you
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

Ooh love to hold ya
Ooh love to kiss ya
Ooh love I love it so
Ooh love you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love
I wont let you go

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And as silly as it may seem
The lovin' that you re giving
Is what keeps me livin'
And your love is like peaches and cream

Kind-a like sugar
Kind-a like spices
Kind-a like, like what you do
Kind-a sounds funny
But your love honey
And honey, I love you

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da
Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
That your love can satisfy
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And sweet thing, that ain't no lie

I love to hold ya
I love to kiss ya
Ooh love, I love it so
Ooh love, you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love, I wont let you go

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da
Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Sweet thing, yummy yummy
Sweet thing
Sweet thing, yummy yummy
Sweet thing

I'm a very bad boy for posting those lyrics.

The Year 2525...my head explodes automatically if I hear that.

[Buster Highmen]

Yes, and just for you...

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
By: Ohio Express
(Arthur Resnick - Joey Levine)
Lead Singer: Joey Levine
1968
I'm a very bad boy for posting those lyrics.

The Year 2525...my head explodes automatically if I hear that.

You're a bad, bad man.

[bigtrubs]

Time to step up to the big leagues:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...6936&q=tornado

I'm surprised Yamaha didn't go out of business thanks to that!

[The AD]

Yes, and just for you...

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy

Is it possible to get a cavity from reading song lyrics? That song is so sickly sweet I might go into insulin shock.

[rudy]

Love Shack by the B-52s. Nothing more irritating.

[Kya]

I'd have to say anything sang at an Elementary School Concert. Throw in a few squeeky recorder solos and..................................

[Johnny Gunn]

Love Shack by the B-52s. Nothing more irritating.

That one is definitely high on my list.
As well as, Groove Is In The Heart by Dee lite.

Pretty much, makes me want to punch someone in the neck.

[snowsprite]

I know you warned me and all, but dood...I almost had it worked out in my head that that as a species we really do have value and worth. Then you go and post this link!

Sprite

First a warning:This Poster Assumes No Responsibility For Any Damage Incurred From Listening To The Following Song

William Shatner singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds off his Transformed Man album. Truely a soul scarring experience.

[Orange Julius]

That shatner track is weapons-grade. I'm paging it over the office phone system as I type this.

[El Chupacabra]

Is it possible to get a cavity from reading song lyrics? That song is so sickly sweet I might go into insulin shock.

I thought that song was about oral sex.

[Tippster]

"Whiny, Jappy".... errr... "Shiny Happy People" by REM is truly awful.

[Schmear]

More Shatner/Spock:
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/Shatner/

Whatever happened to the original Shatner sing-along page? That was one of the first pages I ever visited on the Interweb back in something like 1894.

Anyway, how about all of Whitney Houston's early work?

[Schmear]

Be sure to listen to "Rocketman."

[The AD]

Anyway, how about all of Whitney Houston's early work?

Are you implying her later work is somehow less revolting?

[Viva]

Here's one that I remember from the days of yore:

"Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon

Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
An' I'm about to put the hammer on down

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck
Uh, you wanna back off them hogs
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger
Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here

By the time we got into Tulsa-Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
An' them bears 'as wall to wall
Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear-in-the-air
I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck
We about to go a huntin' bear

Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town
Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreusse microbus

Hey Sod Buster, listen
You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite
He needs all the help he can git

Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4

Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?
Omaha?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone
Bye, Bye..."

[Viva]

But let's not stop there, anyone recognize these gems? Yes, the 70s was truely a tragic decade.

I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the virgin sea...
Come sail away!

The night Chicago died...

We made love in my Chevy Van and that's alright with me...

She ran calling Wildfire...

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on.

And, possibly, the all-time worst:

Daddy please don't it wasn't his fault he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see.
Run Joey Run Joey Run

Or something like that.

[Superstar Punani]

Don't know what it is, but it is a piece of shit wanna-be gangsta "song" that Chevy's been using in their latest commercials, as if to say "This piece of shit song we're using is actually a bigger piece of shit than the vehicles we sell"


STOP
ROCK

WHO-OH

WHO-OH

Fuck. I wanna put a cap in my own ass after hearing that shit.


Goddammit now that piece of shit song is stuck in my head.

[Schmear]

Thanks for reminding me... Sailing by Cristopher Cross.

How does a song like that make it to top 40, let alone out of a recording studio?

[Viva]

But, hey, bad music isn't limited to just white people. Consider this lill' nugget from Cameo:

You're a mess, I must confess
You make me hot, with what you've got.
Your big behind, it makes me blind,
Don't take me gross, but you're the most.
You're a mess, I must confess
You make me hot, with what you've got.
Your big behind, it makes me blind,
I must be gross.

(Laughter)
Aw girl, aw girl
(Laughter)
Aw girl, aw girl

Alligator woman, you don't care!
You ignore my desires, it ain't fair!
You just want to tease me, and turn me on.
I don't want you to stay but I don't want to be alone, now!

[Mofro261]

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
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First movie I ever saw on HBO.

Between you and Schmear, I say

"LET"S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"

It's just a jump to the left....