Cops chase Nobis

**Blurred** · 03-22-2006, 05:29 PM

[QUOTE=rideit]

Originally Posted by sea2ski

To anyone who thinks you can't get away from police in a car chase, should talk to some of the people I grew up with and did get awayQUOTE]
I did once in Syracuse. two cop cars, and two civilians were chasing me and a friend in a Dodge D50 (four banger-two wheel drive). They tried to box me in on the highway, I did a CRAZY-ass left hand lane change/severe braking just as we were passing an off ramp. I swerved hard right and made the exit, they were going too fast (60 or so). We drove deep into a neighborhood I knew...I found a pretty crowded parking lot, shut off the lights, and just sat tight. They drove right by us 20 minutes or so later, so me and my buddy sat in the truck and drank the six pack that we had 'stolen' from a grocery store...It was after 12:00, so they wouldn't sell it to us. We had no plan to do this, but for some reason, we both had the same idea at the same time....I threw a $10:00 bill on the register, and we both bolted out the door with the sixer of St. Pauli. Two guys from the store tried chasing us, then the cops found us all on the highway speeding...that is when I threw out the Starsky and Hutch clutch move. Totally got away with it.
Good god, that was so stupid, fun, exhilerating, and crazy....ahh, to be 20 again!

Awesome fucking story! I want to hear more like this! (then I may feel good enough to tell a few of my own)

That's the only thing I hate about the tv show COPS. They only show the people they catch in a chase, not the ones that got away......cuz we know that would condone running and taking your chances.

**freshies** · 03-22-2006, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by cj001f

It's not like it made the news or anything

true dat -valid point

**flatlander#2** · 03-22-2006, 10:43 PM

stop all this internet drivel...drivel you say...hmmmm...yes it must be a pisser to be evaluated by your actions by people of a lesser caliber when you are a celeb. The price you pay to play. If you are a pal of his tell him to get his shit together for the large dumpage of former sponsor gear in what could quite possibly be the best thread/fund drive in gear swap ever. And get one of those breath alyzler things. One of my buddies has one, its no bullshit, everyone should have one to see just how many is enough to be behind the wheel. Of course, senior nobis will probably get one court ordered installed in his vehicle (probably not a NF logoed vehicle) soon. Then he gets to learn the fine art of changing his own oil and having to catch a ride when his truck won't start...

**Jumper Bones** · 03-22-2006, 11:39 PM

Why wouldn't he have to change his own oil already? The "riches" that come with being a sponsored freeskier?

**sea2ski** · 03-23-2006, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

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I did once in Syracuse. two cop cars, and two civilians were chasing me and a friend in a Dodge D50 (four banger-two wheel drive). They tried to box me in on the highway, I did a CRAZY-ass left hand lane change/severe braking just as we were passing an off ramp. I swerved hard right and made the exit, they were going too fast (60 or so). We drove deep into a neighborhood I knew...I found a pretty crowded parking lot, shut off the lights, and just sat tight. They drove right by us 20 minutes or so later, so me and my buddy sat in the truck and drank the six pack that we had 'stolen' from a grocery store...It was after 12:00, so they wouldn't sell it to us. We had no plan to do this, but for some reason, we both had the same idea at the same time....I threw a $10:00 bill on the register, and we both bolted out the door with the sixer of St. Pauli. Two guys from the store tried chasing us, then the cops found us all on the highway speeding...that is when I threw out the Starsky and Hutch clutch move. Totally got away with it.
Good god, that was so stupid, fun, exhilerating, and crazy....ahh, to be 20 again!

Must be something about winters in Syracuse. One of my fraternity brothers who was Muslim and wasn't very good at handling his alcohol would frequently do things when drunk that you would just shake your head and go I don't believe he tried doing that let alone got away it. One of those things was nearly getting arrested by the Syracuse police but as he was getting thrown into a police paddy wagon he began to fight with the officer and knocked the cop out. He then ran and got away before any of the other officers saw what happened.

**A-wreck** · 03-23-2006, 12:48 PM

It always amazes me when people talk about being denied entry into Canada.

I'm no angel and, they let me in every time. Sometimes they don't even talk to you. They just look at my record, then they see that I go to Canada all the fucking time. Then they tell me to have fun in Canada.

What the hell are you people doing wrong? And by you people, I mean people who get denied from Canada.

**Free Range Lobster** · 03-23-2006, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

I did once in Syracuse.

And they gave up after 15 seconds to go arrest drunk kids at SU.
Tell the truth.

**rideit** · 03-23-2006, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by likwid

And they gave up after 15 seconds to go arrest drunk kids at SU.
Tell the truth.

I was 20....and in Syracuse....and attending SU....they already were!!

**Free Range Lobster** · 03-23-2006, 02:04 PM

On campus are easier to catch, and it certainly explains alot.

**rideit** · 03-23-2006, 02:05 PM

We ran from the grocery store on Erie BLVD, (near Wegman's) and eluded the chase in Cicero...boy, I haven't thought about that night in years!

**ill-advised strategy** · 03-24-2006, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

Awesome fucking story! I want to hear more like this! (then I may feel good enough to tell a few of my own)

When I was a squirrelly little monkey boy I used just get the subaru on dirt or snow and punch it heading north toward Big Bay. There's so many roads in the woods up there they have no clue where you're coming out and you can lose a caprice classic pretty fucking fast in a subaru on logging roads. I'd go for it if I knew I could get to dusty/snowy roads fast enough that they wouldn't get my plate #. If you replaced every time I got away with a speeding ticket or loud exhaust, or DUI/MIP, or reckless driving I would probably have lost my license forever.

Part of that game is situational awareness and knowing when they've got you and playing the yes sir no sir game. You only really get away if they didn't get your plate #. i.e. I only did this when I passed 'em on 2 lane highways and saw them start a U turn...so I had a lot of head start.

**cultvo** · 03-24-2006, 01:49 AM

Heh. I ran once. Ran a red light w/a cop at the intersection (w/ booze on me breath). There were a couple cars in front of him so I made it 3 blocks before the blues & reds started after me. I juked down a 1/2 block into an alley, then back up to the main road for a couple blocks, into another alley, down another main drag, through another red light and parked at the bar I was headed to with this carload of chicks. Elapsed time about 3 minutes

At 2:00 I came out of the bar and there he was, parked in a lot across the street trying to be all staked out. I walked right past my ride up around the corner and thumbed a ride w/some of the people leaving the bar (it was a pretty good sized group of us). I even managed to get one of the girls home w/me. I waited until about noon the next day so the lunch hour would give me some cover. I know they had my plate#, and my little blue '82 3 door subie had all this red, orange and yellow detail striping on it, the only one in town. I never did hear anything about it though.

I won't judge Nobis, cuz what's the point. I do hope he comes out of it all-right.

One of my bros got charged w/DUI when a waitress called the cops (on the guy he was with - not me) John lit out of there and the waitress pointed out his taillights for the cops as they pulled into the lot. They got him, but his lawyer got him off with nothing for lack of probable cause, since a Denny's waittress isn't trained to spot drunk drivers. They didn't follow him and look for erratic driving, just nabbed him on the word of the lady. I picked him up at the shop that night. He was pretty funny.

**Svengali** · 03-24-2006, 03:28 AM

Uniboinger, by all means stop smoking your own shit!
and please douche!, cuz your being a cunt!

**Bud Green** · 04-02-2006, 01:42 AM

Originally Posted by hemlock hiker
Sucks, definitely bad decision. That said, FUCK COPS!!

Originally Posted by likwid

Most people here are actual adults, not 15yo newschoolers who bitch about tha pigs and all that gangsta rap bullshit and get mad cred from their brahs for talking shit.

Here's a quote from an actual adult, Henry Rollins, talking about going into the police station to take a polygraph test regarding the homicide of his friend Joe Cole:

"I hope they ask me if I hate pigs so I can scream yes yes yes until I pass out."

**James Carvile** · 04-03-2006, 02:38 AM

Originally Posted by Bud Green

Here's a quote from an actual adult, Henry Rollins, talking about going into the police station to take a polygraph test regarding the homicide of his friend Joe Cole:

"I hope they ask me if I hate pigs so I can scream yes yes yes until I pass out."

Ice Cube is that you?

F the police.

Actually, let me rephrase that. I don't have a problem with police. It's the ones that ego trip and act like Nazis when they pull you over. There are two types of cops. The ones that try to stop people from hurting themselves and others and the ones who think that because they have a badge that they can do whatever they want.

I'll give you an example. I had a friend who was enrolled in the police academy and got pulled over by one of the later type of police. The officer then began to illegally search the car. Since my buddy was studying the rules, he started sighting which rules in the police manual the officer was violating. Well this pissed the cop off and gave him some trumped up charge. Well to make a long story short, let's just say the arresting officers captain had the officer send my friend a written letter of apology.

I'm just glad none of them gave me a ticket yesterday because the Mass. State police were out in full force yesterday.

**willywhit** · 10-18-2006, 04:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7FFDDYDVQY

**BigJay** · 10-18-2006, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by willywhit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7FFDDYDVQY

Thanks for posting this in a thread that has been dead for 6 months...

Although that is pretty cool.

**Blurreds_left_nut** · 10-19-2006, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by cultvo

... I even managed to get one of the girls home w/me....

He left out the part about how he woke up and had a serious case of blue balls.

Smokey McPole · 07-07-2008, 09:10 AM

Yet another example of partiers being oppressed by non-partiers.

**GapersGoHome** · 10-27-2008, 10:50 AM

This needs a bump for the premiere season... And bummer for Nobis, that he only got one line in Under The Influence...

**reganized** · 10-27-2008, 11:06 AM

If you are on an uncrowded road/highway and your car is faster than what is on your ass, I say go for it.

As soon as they are close enough to read your plate, the gig is up.

Mental note!

Do not try to outrun the police/radio in a 30 foot RV! That wont work! Tested that in New Hampshire many years back. Hello roadblock!

**half-fast** · 10-27-2008, 11:53 AM

Must be something about winters in Syracuse

I don't think its just winters. A friend and his buddies (all drunk) were being chased by a sheriff just south of syracuse, they got one turn ahead of him and drove into a cornfield (late august-really tall corn) drove for awhile through the tall corn, then ditched the car and found a road. They walked to a bar, called for a ride and got the car the next day. This happened in the early '80s. I don't know if you could pull that off today with all the technology the police have-they'd probably call in a helicopter.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 10-27-2008, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by GapersGoHome

This needs a bump for the premiere season.

Too funny, I was just thinking about this incident on my way in to work (we were talking about ski porn and then I got cut off by a "North Face edition" Chevy Avalanche).