Cops chase Nobis

**ak_powder_monkey** · 03-21-2006, 04:59 PM

this means nobis can't get into canada now right?

**edg** · 03-21-2006, 05:03 PM

I think he should go for the 'BLAME CANADA' defence. "Oh, judge, there appears to be a coin in my ass..."

edg

**Dside11-11** · 03-21-2006, 06:02 PM

Fkn Nobis gettin' all RAD and shit!!! Fk the police! Funny shit.

**Blurred** · 03-21-2006, 06:14 PM

You mean a guy that straightlines Alaskan peaks may have a screw loose and likes to drink???!! Those skier guys are such outlaws.............

**72Twenty** · 03-21-2006, 09:47 PM

**leroy jenkins** · 03-21-2006, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by likwid

Most people here are actual adults, not 15yo newschoolers who bitch about tha pigs and all that gangsta rap bullshit and get mad cred from their brahs for talking shit.

That said, get the fuck out.

Bwaaaaa.
I haven't read this whole thread, but I would just like to point out that most of the high school kids that post here act more mature then the dumbass gaper adults that come in here one a month then get flamed until they leave.

Oh, and Nobis acted like an idiot. It was a retarded move to run from the cops, but I'm sure thats not really the best example of him as a person, and I'm sure we've all done stupid things too. Well, maybe not that stupid.

Ok, back to reading this thread, cus I'm sure its a goodun.

**elguapo435** · 03-21-2006, 10:40 PM

[elguapo to nobis] "you're just too beautiful for this world"[/elguapo to nobis] then he lays him down next to his beefy aryan lover.

cereally though, the man's brain is wired different. madman on the hill must carry into real life in some sense. There needs to be a small country somewhere that is created for extreme athletes and drug addicts.

**frozenwater** · 03-21-2006, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by elguapo435

[elguapo to nobis] "you're just too beautiful for this world"[/elguapo to nobis] then he lays him down next to his beefy aryan lover.

cereally though, the man's brain is wired different. madman on the hill must carry into real life in some sense. There needs to be a small country somewhere that is created for extreme athletes and drug addicts.

This elguapo guy has me creeped out big time, and that's no easy task. Cereally.

**truth** · 03-21-2006, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by elguapo435

There needs to be a small country somewhere that is created for extreme athletes and drug addicts.

Gnarniastan

**rideit** · 03-22-2006, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by frozenwater

This elguapo guy has me creeped out big time, and that's no easy task. Cereally.

El Guapo= Obernhard Franz. Cereally, like as in rice krispies territory. Spackling paste like true color. And odor, not to be withstood.

**Ski Monkey** · 03-22-2006, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by truth

Gnarniastan

"It's the chronic! What? als of Gnarniastan."

**Woodsy** · 03-22-2006, 12:33 PM

coulda been worse

DALLAS, Texas (AP) -- A man running from a routine traffic stop early Tuesday sank waist-deep in mud and apparently died of exhaustion and cold while authorities tried to pull him out.

Deputies stopped Shawn E. Leflore, 33, for having an outdated registration sticker, sheriff's spokesman Sgt. Don Peritz said.

"He thought he was wanted. That is why he ran," Peritz said. "But it turns out he wasn't wanted for anything, except his driver's license was expired."

Leflore ran about 700 yards off the road, where he got stuck in the mud, Peritz said. The weather was windy, and temperatures were in the upper 30s in the dark field, which had been saturated by heavy rain.

Deputies searched about an hour before finding him. They called for help and tried for another hour to pull him out, but Leflore died, Peritz said.

Peritz said officials believe Leflore suffered from exhaustion and exposure. Toxicology results were pending.

**irul&ublo** · 03-22-2006, 12:39 PM

Why do I think this is the key part of Woodsy's post:

"Toxicology results were pending."

**CRACKER** · 03-22-2006, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by 72Twenty

Nobis better watch out for this guy...

"Ey brah, I'm lookin for this skier punk. How's it?"

LMAO

**Cono Este** · 03-22-2006, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by girlski0912

Ouch...And when Nobis shows up to quash his warrant, I am gonna guess that the judge isn't going to really accept, "But your honor I had to go heli skiing in BC." Wonder if his attorney regularly appears in Summit County and/or before this judge to know whether he can waive his client's presence at arraignment. Our judges will allow it if the attorney files a notice either in advance or on the day of the hearing.

It is sad to think that it works this way, but if your attorney is well known within a particular courthouse, and knows the judge, it goes a long way. It worked for me. (plantiff in a civil case.)

This sucks for jeremy.

Free Nobis!

**girlski0912** · 03-22-2006, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Cono Este

It is sad to think that it works this way, but if your attorney is well known within a particular courthouse, and knows the judge, it goes a long way. It worked for me. (plantiff in a civil case.)

This sucks for jeremy.

Free Nobis!

I wasn't necessarily hinting at courthouse politics (but won't deny that they exist). I was referring to whether this defense attorney is familiar with the judge enough to know whether he issues warrants despite a waiver of presence. It also makes me curious if maybe Nobis posted bail and was on supervised release of some sort. If that that's the case, and especially if there are felony charges pending, some judges don't allow for waiver of presence.

And who knew that Rusty was a screenwriter wannabe? I like the Micah Black/Nobis partners in crime idea...very cowboy. And these days, somehow work the phrase "Brokeback" into the title and you could have a captive audience (though maybe the rest of the world are as sick of the Brokeback jokes as I am...)

**Woodsy** · 03-22-2006, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by girlski0912

I like the Micah Black/Nobis partners in crime idea...very cowboy.

golly, how surprising......

**sea2ski** · 03-22-2006, 03:16 PM

To anyone who thinks you can't get away from police in a car chase, should talk to some of the people I grew up with and did get away(Although they weren't driving an Avalanche). I'm not saying it's a good idea or would do it myself but it can be done.

I think if Nobis loses his sponsors or has problems crossing borders, he should go into politics. Drunk driving doesn't seem to have much of an effect on one's ability to get elected.

**rideit** · 03-22-2006, 03:25 PM

[QUOTE=sea2ski]To anyone who thinks you can't get away from police in a car chase, should talk to some of the people I grew up with and did get awayQUOTE]
I did once in Syracuse. two cop cars, and two civilians were chasing me and a friend in a Dodge D50 (four banger-two wheel drive). They tried to box me in on the highway, I did a CRAZY-ass left hand lane change/severe braking just as we were passing an off ramp. I swerved hard right and made the exit, they were going too fast (60 or so). We drove deep into a neighborhood I knew...I found a pretty crowded parking lot, shut off the lights, and just sat tight. They drove right by us 20 minutes or so later, so me and my buddy sat in the truck and drank the six pack that we had 'stolen' from a grocery store...It was after 12:00, so they wouldn't sell it to us. We had no plan to do this, but for some reason, we both had the same idea at the same time....I threw a $10:00 bill on the register, and we both bolted out the door with the sixer of St. Pauli. Two guys from the store tried chasing us, then the cops found us all on the highway speeding...that is when I threw out the Starsky and Hutch clutch move. Totally got away with it.
Good god, that was so stupid, fun, exhilerating, and crazy....ahh, to be 20 again!

**sarge1957** · 03-22-2006, 04:28 PM

I haven't read the whole thread, but i did talk to Nobis just before he took off on another shoot. I won't go into details, but it was NOT like the Paper or the Police reported. It definitely was NOT a high speed chase. Nobis is one of the most stand-up guys you'll ever meet and I hope this all gets worked out fairly.

Sarge

**Mountain Junkie** · 03-22-2006, 05:09 PM

This is turning into the TGR equivalent of the Tanner's dead thread.

**freshies** · 03-22-2006, 05:17 PM

why don't we just kill this thread? can you imagine if you did something stupid, and 100's of people from the internet started posting/commenting/speculating/and judging you? would suck.

sarge is a stand up dude, so in Nobis. Let one of them comment further after all the noise dies down. until then, we should respect the man and stop all this internet drivel. just one mans opinion

**RootSkier** · 03-22-2006, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by freshies

can you imagine if you did something stupid, and 100's of people from the internet started posting/commenting/speculating/and judging you?

Why don't we ask AKPM the same question.

**freshies** · 03-22-2006, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by RootSkier

Why don't we ask AKPM the same question.

AKPM posted about his stupidity, and openly asked for advice/comments and expected thrashing he surely knew he would recieve (i think its a cry for attention).

Nobis has never posted, just a bunch of people speculating and sharing their moral outrage....