What the fuck is a JONG?

**northshoreboy** · 12-07-2006, 03:09 PM

If I asked this in the ski/snowboard forum I figured I would be publically castrated. Jong = Barney?

**D(C)** · 12-07-2006, 03:24 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jong

**irul&ublo** · 12-07-2006, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by northshoreboy

What the fuck is a JONG?

**peterslovo** · 12-07-2006, 04:02 PM

for now, northshoreboy = JONG.

seek, my friend, and ye shall find.

**rideit** · 12-07-2006, 04:14 PM

Ask in the ski/snowboard forum. wait....I'll help.

**Andy_B** · 12-07-2006, 04:16 PM

**northshoreboy** · 12-07-2006, 04:26 PM

How do I know Parko got a perfect ten yesterday...I was sitting in the channel waiting for the bell to sound so i could go kill it.

So for now Barney = all you bitch asses!

**TGR420** · 12-07-2006, 04:45 PM

nice to hear from the North shore.

**workinforturns** · 12-07-2006, 04:59 PM

wow...YOU SUCK!

**GheePup** · 12-08-2006, 08:57 PM

You my friend are a JONG. It is an acronym. Now go to your dictionary and look up the definition of acronym.

Ok. J=?, O=?, N=?, G=? G=Gaper. Gaper=barney or kook or both rolled into one. J=Jerk or Jack depending on who you talk too. Jerk or Jack should lead you to what the O stands for. The N I will leave up to you to figure out you fucking JONG.

Edit: Where are Vince and SuPu when we need them?

**Vince** · 12-08-2006, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by northshoreboy

How do I know Parko got a perfect ten yesterday...I was sitting in the channel waiting for the bell to sound so i could go kill it.

So for now Barney = all you bitch asses!

EH! SPLIT KOOK! Get da fuck outta here haoleboy befo' I brok yo face!!!! I t'ink you no can handle Sunset ovah 2 foot. Bettah you go back inside Haleiwa harbor where kooks like you belong!

**Bring On The Snow** · 12-08-2006, 10:00 PM

webster dictionary defines jong as:

YOU,NorthShoreBoy

**Kenai** · 12-09-2006, 10:52 AM

NorthShoreBoy....

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**Sir Jongalot** · 12-09-2006, 01:59 PM

Here's me surfing last year...

**addict** · 12-09-2006, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by D(C)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jong

What, you mean this:

"4. jong

A korean boy who has a deformed toe and has small eyes."

Man have I been totally off in my understanding this whole time.

The word Gaper is overused · 12-12-2007, 05:40 PM

Jing Jang JONG

**cito** · 12-13-2007, 03:26 AM

What board is that in the second pic? Not a RAugust is it?

**ProHoHater** · 12-13-2007, 01:52 PM

Who cares, everyone knows then whole point of surfing is made clear in the first picture

..........soaking wet punani.

**willywhit** · 12-13-2007, 03:10 PM

3. jong
15 thumbs down

a frozen pizza that is cooked then topped w/ chikin strips, eggo waffles, bacon, eggs,and turkey

jong special, delicious bodacious pizza

who fucking put that in there ??

not even close to funny

**willywhit** · 12-18-2007, 12:49 PM

JONG 101 !

SuperJONG

**supermodel159** · 12-18-2007, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by willywhit

JONG 101 !

SuperJONG

Looks like SuperJONG got a nice fresh pow landing!

**Obi-Jong Kenobi** · 12-21-2007, 10:13 PM

nice to hear from the North shore.

**Rusty Nails** · 12-26-2007, 06:46 PM

Northshoreboy may actually be referencing his home in Lutsen, Minnesota.

**Gilligan** · 12-27-2007, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by Rusty Nails

Northshoreboy may actually be referencing his home in Lutsen, Minnesota.

you don't hear about that place very often, how do you know about Lutsen?

**Rusty Nails** · 12-27-2007, 03:07 PM

Cuz it is on the North Shore... and I grew up in the area (albeit a bit of a drive). Also spent New Year there two years ago for my cousin's wedding. You spend time there?