What the fuck is a JONG?

**SoCalSoWhat** · 12-27-2007, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Rusty Nails

Northshoreboy may actually be referencing his home in Lutsen, Minnesota.

Never heard of it.

**Gilligan** · 12-31-2007, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Rusty Nails

Cuz it is on the North Shore... and I grew up in the area (albeit a bit of a drive). Also spent New Year there two years ago for my cousin's wedding. You spend time there?

yeah, my family has had a cabin up there since the 60's so I go up there every every once in a while

**iceclimberx15** · 10-27-2012, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by northshoreboy

If I asked this in the ski/snowboard forum I figured I would be publically castrated. Jong = Barney?

It very Simple,

JONG defined,

Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.