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    FUCK Coca Cola BlaK

    http://www.coca-colablak.com/us/index.jsp

    Stay far, far away.


    That is all.


    And some random fuck tried to start a fight with me at a Red Robin of all strange places this afternoon; I have no idea over what, and in front of his wife and kid no less. What the fuck is wrong with this place today, all i wanted was a cheeseburger and instead i get a pissed-off hillbilly. WTF?
    Last edited by good4nothing; 05-05-2006 at 05:01 AM.
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    was he a scientologist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatch
    was he a scientologist?
    i dont generally think 'scientologist' when i see a mud-flap under the nascar hat and a wife-beater, but you never can tell. If he was he needs a fucking audit.
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    too much xenu will do that to you. (or something...never really bothered to get it right). perhaps Blak contains extra xenu

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    blak is gross, i wanted to puke. Know what else is gross, Diet Dr. Pepper berries and cream. Shit tastes like robitussin
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    You, sir, are a racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    You, sir, are a racist.
    for which part, the BlaK or the Hillbilly ?
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    The Scientologist part.

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    Get between a hillbilly and his co-cola blak and shit will fly.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    The Scientologist part.


    Thank you sir, you have just brightened not only my day but my life considerably. I must admit that I am so limited by the image of Xenu, bundles of cash in hand, that I failed to look beyond the stereotype and see this man for who he really was. While i might have looked deeper and seen him for the true, crazy militant money hoarding pyramid scheme cultist that he really was, my preconceptions limited me to 'fat dickhead'. I will try to do better next time. Broaden my horizons, if you will.
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    There is one diet energy drink that is actually drinkable...it's that coke one. Fury? Frothing? I don't know, I just recognize the way the can looks...no idea what it's called.

    It is actually like liquid crack though--what a serious BUZZ this thing produces. It's a big can, not like the little red bulls...this is even bigger than a regular can of soda. Drove 4.5 hours home from VT and drank one just as I was leaving. Then got home and was still like the energizer bunny.

    Diet Red Bull tastes horrible but I drink that anyway when I can't find the above drink.

    Do they make a sugarless version of Blak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    There is one diet energy drink that is actually drinkable...it's that coke one. Fury? Frothing? I don't know, I just recognize the way the can looks...no idea what it's called.

    It is actually like liquid crack though--what a serious BUZZ this thing produces. It's a big can, not like the little red bulls...this is even bigger than a regular can of soda. Drove 4.5 hours home from VT and drank one just as I was leaving. Then got home and was still like the energizer bunny.

    Diet Red Bull tastes horrible but I drink that anyway when I can't find the above drink.

    Do they make a sugarless version of Blak?

    Sprite
    tried Redline?

    http://www.a1nutritionproducts.com/buy/vpx/redline/rtd

    This shit scares away most night shift guys i know, but i dont know if it has any sugar.
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    Blak is gooood. Coke AND coffee. *Brilliant!*
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    woah that redline shit looks like crack

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    blak is a good idea but it tastes terrible
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    There is one diet energy drink that is actually drinkable...it's that coke one. Fury? Frothing? I don't know, I just recognize the way the can looks...no idea what it's called.

    It is actually like liquid crack though--what a serious BUZZ this thing produces. It's a big can, not like the little red bulls...this is even bigger than a regular can of soda. Drove 4.5 hours home from VT and drank one just as I was leaving. Then got home and was still like the energizer bunny.

    Diet Red Bull tastes horrible but I drink that anyway when I can't find the above drink.

    Do they make a sugarless version of Blak?

    Sprite

    Sprite, you are wise, however I must add a drinkable energy drink to your list, it is in fact quite tasty. Funny enough, it is called "Bawls" and is in a blue bottle... freaking tasty, tastes like those cream soda dum dums without being syrupy...

    try it, it will make you very spritely

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    Quote Originally Posted by good4nothing
    tried Redline?

    http://www.a1nutritionproducts.com/buy/vpx/redline/rtd

    This shit scares away most night shift guys i know, but i dont know if it has any sugar.
    Contains ephedra. Stay the fuck away!

    here is the warning ifno from the site:

    Quote Originally Posted by Redline will kill you
    Directions:
    Shake well. Always begin use with a half a can (4oz) daily to assess tolerance. Never exceed more than 2 cans daily or more than one can in a four hour period. Do not consume Redline RTD on an empty stomach as this could cause nausea.

    WARNING: Not intended for use by anyone under the age of 18. Do not use this product if you are pregnant or nursing. Consult a health care professional before using this product if you have heart disease, thyroid disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, depression or other psychiatric condition, glaucoma, difficulty in urinating, prostate enlargement, or seizure disorder, if you are using a monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI) or any other prescription drug, or you are using an over-the-counter drug containing ephedrine, pseudoephedrine or phenylpropanolamine (ingredients found in certain allergy, asthma, cough/cold and weight control products).Exceeding recommended serving will not improve results and may cause serious adverse health effects.Discontinue use and call a health care professional immediately if you experience rapid heartbeat, dizziness, severe headache, shortness of breath, or other similar symptoms.

    Texas law requires the following statement: Products that contain ephedrine group alkaloids in the form of herbal extracts may cause serious adverse health effects. Read the label and follow directions.

    Additional Recommendations. With any products containing ephedra or ephedrine alkaloids, it's advised that you start with less than the recommended dosage. Take it with a meal to test your tolerance of this product before increasing to the recommended dosage. Do not take more than one product at a time containing any central nervous system stimulants. Do not take with any prescription drugs or over the counter medicine. Check with you physician prior to use. If you experience bad side effects, discontinue use immediately and consult a physician.Before beginning any program of weight loss, consult your health care practitioner. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit
    Contains ephedra. Stay the fuck away!

    here is the warning ifno from the site:

    Yea, this:

    Quote Originally Posted by good4nothing
    This shit scares away most night shift guys i know
    Is saying a hell of alot with a group that works consecutive 7pm-8am shifts.

    I only know of one place that even sells it here.
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    I got a free case of Blak a couple of weeks ago from a guy who works for Coke. I have consumed 3 so far. It has to be VERY VERY cold to be remotely good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rightcoast
    VERY VERY cold to be remotely good.
    Like about half of it has to be freezer vodka.

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    All the sugar and twice the caffine.
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    There's an energy drink called "Black O-Pium" that tastes really good, it has Reishi Mushroom extract so it's actually good for you as well.

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