Worst song ever? (NSR)

[Dexter Rutecki]

Outside the Tasty Freeze,
Diane's sitting on Jackie's lap,
Got his hand between her knees.

Oh no.

[Mrs Roo]

Happy talk by Captain Sensible (retch...barf...)

The Crazy Frog (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH cuisse de grenouille!!!!)

Save your love Renee and Renata (fuckin' fat greasy fucks)

Mr Blobby (kill Noel Edmunds)

No limits (some Dutch gits, the name escapes me) "No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limits..." Lyrically complex.

[Mrs Roo]

No limits (some Dutch gits, the name escapes me) "No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limits..." Lyrically complex.

Just remembered. They were called 2 unlimited. Repetition unlimited, more like.

[ski_trader]

Happy talk by Captain Sensible (retch...barf...)
No limits (some Dutch gits, the name escapes me) "No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limits..." Lyrically complex.

2unlimited is the name of the band. They were actually quite prolific and were churning out dance hits like crazy in the early 90s.

edit: you got it

[tarkman1]

How could I forget this gem?

"Say you, say me; say it for always
That’s the way it should be
Say you, say me; say it together
Naturally"

from Lionel Ritchie


Another candidate for Worst Song is that absolutely pathetic song by the Crash Test Dummies, "Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm". Damn that song pisses me off it is so terrible!!!!!!!! Yeah, that my candidate for worst song. The Crash Test Dummies.

[ski-smurf]

I hope you guys are ready

Thomas Dolby, Herbie Hancock, Howard Jones, and Stevie Wonder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVUUCdZA_EI

[Lok]

Despite everyone’s valient efforts, I still think "UB40 - Red, red wine" is the worst one.

That James Blunt song from last year is a close second, though. That whimpering voice is so annoying.

[Lok]

I hope you guys are ready

Thomas Dolby, Herbie Hancock, Howard Jones, and Stevie Wonder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVUUCdZA_EI

Oh dear God.

[iceman]

I just heard (a few seconds of) "Your Lying Eyes" (or is it "those" lying eyes? whatever), by the Eagles. That's pretty high on the list.

[yogachik]

I just heard (a few seconds of) "Your Lying Eyes" (or is it "those" lying eyes? whatever), by the Eagles. That's pretty high on the list.

blech. And throw all Eagles songs into the fire with it - especially Witchy Woman. But the worst is that Meatloaf song, Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

[snowsprite]

Despite everyone’s valient efforts, I still think "UB40 - Red, red wine" is the worst one.

No, no! I must disagree...that's a solidly unoffensive song in my book. Do I long to hear it? No. But it doesn't make me want to die. And that's always a big plus in my book!

Sprite

[snowsprite]

But the worst is that Meatloaf song, Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

This is one that people might chime in and be like "Oh, that's a great song!" It's one that a lot of people like. Maybe they can relate to it?

I have issues with Wonderful Tonight as well. Again, a huge crowd pleaser. So I'm forced to hear it at every dance, wedding, party.

I hate this song specifically because I think it sets up expectations that girlfriends should drive their drunk boyfriends home and put them to bed after parties. Uh, okay. So this caused me some difficulty, in that it made me have to drink much harder and faster at gatherings in order to firmly shatter said expectations for the boyfriend. Still, I generally rose to the occasion!


Sprite

[schuss]

Ping Pang.

Dear god that song is wretched.

[Steven S. Dallas]

This is one that people might chime in and be like "Oh, that's a great song!" It's one that a lot of people like.

A lot of people have shitty, shitty taste in music.

[tarkman1]

Damn...I could have a lot of fun with this one at a place like Whisky Creek in Mammoth as I troll around telling every cougar, "It's official. Did you hear about the music survey and The Eagles? Top five worst songs ever. Yep."

[The AD]

And throw all Eagles songs into the fire with it

You know, "Take it Easy" was decent and it was all downhill after that.

I can't believe someone would pick "Red Red Wine," but there's no accounting for taste

[funkendrenchman]

I hope you guys are ready

Thomas Dolby, Herbie Hancock, Howard Jones, and Stevie Wonder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVUUCdZA_EI

... and MC Hawking.

[nexus]

Black eyed peas suck as a whole.
They are a product of what some record company exec thinks is cool.
Pathetic.

finally someone else that worked that out!

dont get me started on U2 tho

[adam]

Santa Baby

"artist" unknown
worst. song. ever.

[mc_roon]

Santa Baby

"artist" unknown
worst. song. ever.

thats on my one of my parents christmas CDs that the play non-stop over the season. If i hear it i get up and change it.

[skiitsbetter]

Anything by Aqua
Don't Phunk With My Heart, My Humps- Black Eyed Peas (after I take care of them )
Mr Roboto- Styx
Final Countdown- Europe?
I'm Blue- Eiffel65 -I'm confused how this one has not come up yet
Any of that German new wave garbage
Whip It!- Devo
Most of the new country stuff- Stupid teenage punks and buying into their shitty annoying fads and we all have to suffer...


Only a couple more and you could have the 250 songs that would go on some kid's 80GB Ipod!!

[atomicboy]

The Macarena - Los del Rio

I can't believe someone has not mentioned it yet. May be someone did and I overlooked it with all the other train wrecks people have mentioned.

Honorable mention

Playing with the queen of hearts - Juice Newton

[skifree]

Transformer Man, Neil Young

He tried to go techno..

[WWCD]

I'l lsecond that.
Black eyed peas suck as a whole.
They are a product of what some record company exec thinks is cool.
And......every dolt on the planet eats it up.
Pathetic.

I agree 100%, but will also throw in Kanye West's Gold Digger.

[Chinaski]

anything by Alanis Morissette.