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Thread: OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

  1. #11901
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    Go down to the straightaway to the narrow section that always ices over and pull your brake while turning your steering wheel. Then gun it at 180º to straighten out. That should do the trick.


    I need to use up some aspen days on my MC soon at least. Maybe a quick trip to UT next month.

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    Like 1 out of 3 semis follows the chain laws and the CSP troopers just watch the fucking tanker trucks blast by at 70mph with no chains.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by summit View Post
    Like 1 out of 3 semis follows the chain laws and the CSP troopers just watch the fucking tanker trucks blast by at 70mph with no chains.
    Yeah I don’t understand how the chain up stations aren’t mandatory stops - they always fuck up and jacknife or just fuck up traffic when they get sideways because they don’t have chains on


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    They (chain skipping semis) also get super gripped and move to the center of the road blocking both lanes because they are terrified of losing momentum and stalling out when it gets steep and slippery.

    How the FUCK are we spending $700M to "straighten out" Floyd Hill and we cannot even enforce chain laws on semis????????????????????
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    70 closed eastbound just after copper and at the bottom of G town hill
    roads are dry
    WTF????

    do people just suck at driving?
    why does george town hill cause so may accidents these days?

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    You just answered your own question.

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    OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    70 closed eastbound just after copper and at the bottom of G town hill
    roads are dry
    WTF????

    do people just suck at driving?
    why does george town hill cause so may accidents these days?
    Got caught on my way back from ABasin. Hoped off at Bakersville and took the frontage road and got ahead of miles of stopped traffic.
    Looked like 3 mangled cars. Hope the people are ok.

    Amazing though. Dry roads and two huge accidents this afternoon. One near Copper that shut down I70 EB and the one by Gtown. There was also a multi car accident WB this AM near Bakersville.

    People need to get off their phones and slow the fuck down.

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    Drivers are selfish, agro, impatient, road raging assholes. And having driven that road almost daily over the last 30 years, it is definitely getting worse.

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    All the BS "technology" in cars certainly isn't helping either. Any car made in the last few years has a gigantic fucking screen (or two) right in front of the driver, constantly taking away their already non-existent attention.

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    President's day weekend shitshow has begun. Buckle up bitches! Eisenhower to Silverthorne closed both directions due to accidents.

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    the north side of scummit is a mess

    the summit cove swan mtn hwy6 traffic light is out for a real win

    everyone thinks they are going to power over loveland in their shitty car with shitty driving skills

    it's UGLY

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    I'm about to be traffic
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I'm about to be traffic
    You should probably just go through Fort Collins.

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    whats the over under on some one driving off loveland pass today

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    whats the over under on some one driving off loveland pass today
    It’ll just be some unchained gas tankers like last weekend

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    You’re both wrong, avi with burial in seven sisters.


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    <p>
    1st Sister knocked a car off, no burial</p>
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Like too give every front ranger a participation award it's amazing what you'll go through to ski

    It was entertaining to see the wall of cars racing to the mtns literally it started at 5 15 am at chief hosa thousands of cars heading west on 70 and 6th thinking rather are getting ahead of the game but you too late already


    The cluster fuck shit show of poor driving laid out before you

    Cdot gets mad props 4 armadas of plows and mag chloride maybe 14 plows total were scrapping the pavement for you in the west bound

    Too bad no matter how hard they work some jerk off will fuck everyone s day up

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    Yesterday was the absolute worst I've seen it in 18 years. 2.5 hours from the Beav to Silverthorne. Then another 2 hours over Loveland Pass going 4mph.

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    Accurate reporting by FF but it ain’t so bad. Coffee to drink. Nalgene to piss in. Audiobook. Its first day I got fucked leaving at 5am. Still in early riser at 8.

    Soulnotcrushed. Getupearlier.


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    Damn, 5.5 hours from Erie to Leadville last night. We were supposed to go on a hut trip today. Got word last night that the hut was recently occupied by a big group (of kids?) that all had norovirus and had to get "rescued" by SAR.

    So after discussion, we all bailed on going to the hut.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    nuke it

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    Jeez - that sucks, Danno.

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    Yeah, it does suck. But getting norovirus would suck more.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    4 hours for Silverthorne to the tunnel last night. Kids ski race at Cooper yesterday, thought we’d have clear sailing headed east bound, boy was I wrong.

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