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Thread: OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

  1. #11926
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    Quote Originally Posted by MCskid;[emoji[emoji6[emoji640
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    What?! [emoji640] hours to go [emoji637][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]]] miles?! Holy fuck.

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    Norovirus is the singular worst experience I have had in my entire life.
    I lost thirteen pounds in thirteen hours.
    Would not recommend.

    I'm up in Aspen (storm raced) and overheard on the lift that it was seven.five hours from Denver last night.
    I made it from Monument (an hour south of Denver)
    to Aspen on Tuesday in four.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    What?! [emoji640] hours to go [emoji637][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]]] miles?! Holy fuck.
    What’s the deal with all these emojis all over the forums? And yes, holy fuck it sucked. 6 hours Leadville to lookout mnt.

  4. #11929
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    My wife and kids needed me back in Katy enjoy the snow

    Ps tossing your wife's salad is a great way to get norovirus for Christmas would not recommend

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    Goes without saying avoid the Nora. But that is not the worst way to contract.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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    I got nora while visiting the wife's fam in Baltimore, had to endure a plane ride back to denver feeling almost the worst I've ever felt. Actually threw up on the plane in the little paper bag and everything. Tell ya what though, I'd rather have a two day stomach bug than a week plus of congested cold symptoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Damn, 5.5 hours from Erie to Leadville last night. We were supposed to go on a hut trip today. Got word last night that the hut was recently occupied by a big group (of kids?) that all had norovirus and had to get "rescued" by SAR.

    So after discussion, we all bailed on going to the hut.
    I glad y’all decided to bail, seemed like that could have turned out quite badly.
    The older I get, the faster I was.






    Punch it, Chewie.

    Damn he seems cool.

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    I left at 9 yesterday, blasted up to Berthoud with no traffic at all. Toured a bit with plenty of untouched snow to ski then went down to winter park and took a spot 20 second walk from challenger. Practically ski on lift lines til 4 and then a slightly slower but extremely reasonable drive back. Hard to complain about that. Gonna try the same itinerary today so maybe we’ll suffer enough to make up for smooth sailing yesterday.

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    Which hut Danno? Norovirus can hang around for a while, I hope they have someone doing a deep clean on that hut or it should probably be closed for the majority of the season.

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    Uncle Bud's.

    And I hear you on that, it's why we bailed. I have no idea what 10th mountain does going forward.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  11. #11936
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    A quick google says it can live frozen for up to 6months! Geeze! Nuke from orbit! Or at least do some deep ass disinfectin covid style!

    Hope you have some fun alternative plans.

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    Moving?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

    A dozen semis stuck on I70 this AM, no chains. Fuuuuuck these a-holes!!!!!! We need enforcement!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    A dozen semis stuck on I70 this AM, no chains. Fuuuuuck these a-holes!!!!!! We need enforcement!!
    Ahhh... my sweet summer child.

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    I was fully expecting to see a boat in a trailer abandoned in the right lane.

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    I thought I might see a boat on Friday night.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Today we were at the basin watching cars try to go over a closed Loveland pass then realizing it was close and trying to make a u turn only to get stuck in the snowbanks. Special stuff.

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    Fuck all the CDLs driving without chains on and then stopping in the middle of lanes to put on their chains belatedly. They create most of the traffic problems on 70.

    They should lose their CDL for that bullshit

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    <p>
    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Damn, 5.5 hours from Erie to Leadville last night. We were supposed to go on a hut trip today. Got word last night that the hut was recently occupied by a big group (of kids?) that all had norovirus and had to get &quot;rescued&quot; by SAR. So after discussion, we all bailed on going to the hut.
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    It&#39;s actually the ones who don&#39;t stop and chain up that do.&nbsp; But the amount of cars that try to crab crawl create most of the accidents when the two forces align.</p>
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
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    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Cdot is gonna keep Loveland Pass closed from now on in any significant snow since that guy got avalanched and the story is all over the place.

    Just added 1-3 hours every powder day to anyone going east including Abasin skiers

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    What would stop people from just sheep herding up to the closed gates past all the existing closure signs? More signs?
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by summit View Post
    What would stop people from just sheep herding up to the closed gates past all the existing closure signs? More signs?
    getting taken out by a snow plow
    I swear there is a story somewhere where a plow took a car out
    some jackass is always trying to pass the plow line when four plows are scraping the whole road

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    They used to stagger the plows so we could dodge through but too many punters ruined that scenario.

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    Man. What a weekend. Glad I basically never left my little orbit. Was gonna go to Aspen but it was just too good locally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski
    They used to stagger the plows so we could dodge through but too many punters ruined that scenario.
    Quoted for irony.

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