Check Out Our Shop
Page 474 of 480 FirstFirst ... 469 470 471 472 473 474 475 476 477 478 479 ... LastLast
Results 11,826 to 11,850 of 11995

Thread: OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

  1. #11826
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Not in the PRB
    Posts
    34,571
    heading to WP on Friday afternoon, there was an insane line of traffic heading EB, Floyd Hill all the way through Idaho Springs. Ouch.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  2. #11827
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    your vacation
    Posts
    5,000
    70 used to have a pattern to it worked out nice if you were going the right direction at the right time

    That pattern evaporated a year or so ago don't know why as a once a week user it's screwed me so many times this year

    Most of the shit seems to he user error and I think it's gotten way worse as big and beautiful as floyd hill will be when done the next two years are going to cause a hell of a mess

  3. #11828
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    13,580
    Drove back from AZ yesterday. Was gonna connect with I70 in UT or GJ. Stayed south instead when we saw red on the map. Nice drive through the southern part of the state. No traffic whatsoever. Watching for deers at night was a little stressful though.

    ETA: Speedway gas stations are shit. Maverick stations however are badass. I'm considering get a membership. That is all.

  4. #11829
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Posts
    9,574
    You are in luck, Kum n Go > Maverick

    We are only about 30 years behind the times with gas stations. The South has is figured out.

    Wawa is pretty much the high end but Racetrac, Royal Farms, Sheetz all have there benefits

    And Bucees is stupid. Thats just a classic Texas flex.

  5. #11830
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    13,580
    New Maverick in Avon is worth the stop. Good food for a gas station. Ethanol free gas available at a lot of them. My wife's bladder only makes it about 1/3 a tank of gas and her lilly white ass ain't sitting on just any toilet, so the Mavericks with their super nice, clean bathrooms were sought after.

    In the south the QT was the best when we were kids. 88 Cents a gallon gas, 55 cent GPCs and machine cappuccino with like 10 creamers in 64 oz massive to go mug. Got me to school by third period wired and smelling like weed and cig ashtray every day.

  6. #11831
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Montrose, CO
    Posts
    4,783
    Maverik has the best gas station food, I don't think it's even close. They also have seemed to end the price gouging that used to occur in Green River.

  7. #11832
    Join Date
    Oct 2018
    Location
    SW CO
    Posts
    247
    Maverick also usually has free water spigots out by the pumps to top off water jugs while camping/on the road

  8. #11833
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    13,580
    Quote Originally Posted by snowaddict91 View Post
    Maverik has the best gas station food, I don't think it's even close. They also have seemed to end the price gouging that used to occur in Green River.
    The kids working the bar at Ray's in GR told us the Maverick had the best selection of beer and hard seltzers.

  9. #11834
    Join Date
    Jan 2019
    Posts
    923
    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    Drove back from AZ yesterday. Was gonna connect with I70 in UT or GJ. Stayed south instead when we saw red on the map. Nice drive through the southern part of the state. No traffic whatsoever. Watching for deers at night was a little stressful though.

    ETA: Speedway gas stations are shit. Maverick stations however are badass. I'm considering get a membership. That is all.
    Speedway? We call them stabway around here. Somehow they do seem to attract more shitheads than the other stations.

  10. #11835
    Join Date
    Feb 2017
    Posts
    153
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    You are in luck, Kum n Go > Maverick
    https://kumandgo.com/articles/maveri...of-kum-and-go/

  11. #11836
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    2,679
    They were real quick to change the signs at the kum n go now maverick in Frisco.

  12. #11837
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    In the swamp
    Posts
    12,083
    Zero Saturday AM traffic on I70. Did everyone just give up on skiing and riding (hopefully)?

  13. #11838
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    2,638
    No new snow, [emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]]] in Denver and it’s still December.


    Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

  14. #11839
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Not in the PRB
    Posts
    34,571
    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    Zero Saturday AM traffic on I70. Did everyone just give up on skiing and riding (hopefully)?
    Yes, it's a Saturday morning but it is still early season, it's the weekend before Xmas so many locals are leaving town or doing other things, etc etc etc. The season of predictable traffic doesn't begin until January.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  15. #11840
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    your vacation
    Posts
    5,000
    70 sucks as usual don't kid yourselves

    3 round trips this week got bitch slapped on the Tuesday evening retun trip couple inches of snow and you realize how shitty most people are at driving a car

    I was the asshat in the big truck passing hundreds of people on the right at 55mph also sat for 40 minutes west of silver poof

  16. #11841
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Posts
    9,574
    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Yes, it's a Saturday morning but it is still early season, it's the weekend before Xmas so many locals are leaving town or doing other things, etc etc etc. The season of predictable traffic doesn't begin until January.
    Oh man, this just smells like letting your guard down. Never forget about reverse front range psy opps basic bitch sheep logic. When you think it will be not busy, there are enough people that share the thinking that is will be busy. There is no winning. Just lucky.

  17. #11842
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    6,782
    I win frequently. But I've had 30 years of practice.

  18. #11843
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    19,777
    Dood, they are all already here. Como como? Hace Safeway lines lately bro?
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

  19. #11844
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Posts
    9,574
    You talking to me? I'm a Granby City Market Man so no, I can't tell you about Safeway lines.

    It's unlikely that I'll go upvalley of the Fraser Post Office until the Monday after New Years. But looking up and down my neighborhood, no they are not all here yet.

  20. #11845
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    6,782
    I miss my house in Tabernash. Fairly close proximity to neighbors, but none of them in eyesight of the hot tub. Good times.

  21. #11846
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Not in the PRB
    Posts
    34,571
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    Oh man, this just smells like letting your guard down. Never forget about reverse front range psy opps basic bitch sheep logic. When you think it will be not busy, there are enough people that share the thinking that is will be busy. There is no winning. Just lucky.
    well, sure, it's like I say about I-70 all the time, there are patterns but you can get stuck at any time/place, in either direction. Best you can do is play the odds, and early season the odds are it won't be crazy busy on 70. So when it isn't crazy, when it follows the general pattern, I certainly don't wonder why it wasn't busy.

    And skiing on the hill yesterday, the crowds were not there.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  22. #11847
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Posts
    9,574
    Ya'll should market and monetize your prowess. We got some really I70 technicians up in here!

    May you dominate the holiday drive scene!

  23. #11848
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Posts
    9,574
    https://www.skyhinews.com/news/us-hi...g-semitrailer/

    40 says "hold my beer". We joke about it but it is truly dangerous out there. Its just a lot of dog shit drivers on banana peel.

  24. #11849
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    570
    There isnt a whole lot more amazing than coming down from the tunnel and getting in the far right of three lanes and passing hundreds of cars in the left lane without getting out of the right lane. Like some weird mass delusion where their aspiration to pass someone, sometime makes them all line up in the far left lane like zombies and tailgate each other down to Silverthorne going 25.

    What the actual fuck?

  25. #11850
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    2,923
    Quote Originally Posted by The Nuclear Option View Post
    There isnt a whole lot more amazing than coming down from the tunnel and getting in the far right of three lanes and passing hundreds of cars in the left lane without getting out of the right lane. Like some weird mass delusion where their aspiration to pass someone, sometime makes them all line up in the far left lane like zombies and tailgate each other down to Silverthorne going 25.

    What the actual fuck?
    Dude the right lane was my secret for like 20 years.

    I quit being a road warrior after iPhone 7 came out. Came out of retirement following covid for a year and was like, nope, FTS...it's a whole 'nother beast these days and I don't miss it. Ppl are getting dumber by the minute.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •