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  1. #4676
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    You guys can laugh but when was the last time you saw a 13x13 at the lumberyard. Given the price of lumber these days the price isn't that far out of line. And it's hand planed and hand waxed--artisan labor isn't cheap. I bet the seller payed twice that at the designer showroom where his interior decorator found it.
    so ..... you're laughing too, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    so ..... you're laughing too, right?
    yup. btw, the posts and beams in my house are 20 x 10s (salvaged). By my calculations they might be worth more than the house, at that price.

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    crank it up!






    fact.

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    Maker of the One Less Sprinter sticker having his sprinter towed. At least he could recognize the humor in the situation

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    crank it up!






    fact.
    I still think Hansi wins the ski-off.

    subjective judgment.

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    This subreddit has been posted somewhere in here. The comments on this one are classic
    https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comme...a_hand_please/

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    the Frush

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    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Well played

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    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    That should be in the license plate thread if it’s not there already. Although that’s the opposite of lame lol

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    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Because I don't have any packages coming watching the amount of ongoing fail with Fedex's deliveries in my neighboorhood is quite amusing.

    Yesterday one of their crews rolls up to our place in a penske rental truck manned by a dipshit and a meth head to deliver a neighbors package to us. My wife was working in the garage so the meth head decides its cool to walk into our garage to drop off the package to her instead of using the front porch like every other delivery person has ever done whenever I've been working in the garage or doing yard work. My wife told him that's not our package and the guy replies "Oh, you don't want free stuff?" Then he takes it back to the truck and hands it off to the driver who runs the package over to the neighbors place who btw get packages delivered almost daily. WTF?

    I'm home for lunch now and I just watched the same crew try to deliver a package to another neighbor. From watching them carry packages back and forth between the truck and the house it looks like it took them a few tries to get the right package delivered...

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    I'm going to a wedding tomorrow. I think I'll probably be the oldest person there bar the elders. Going to be hard to hook up.

    And the only thing I'm actively worried about is parking. Jeeze I feel so old. I am not wearing the paisley tie FYI.
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    Elders represent

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I'm going to a wedding tomorrow. I think I'll probably be the oldest person there bar the elders. Going to be hard to hook up.
    Don’t be so sure — the elders are looking to party too

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    When dick bigger asks me to sign his balls?

    Pass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    When dick bigger asks me to sign his balls?

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    Seriously? That's funny has hell. Of course I'd sign the baseball for Dick Bigger. Opportunity of a lifetime. You just wanted to make a lame vaguely homophobic joke.

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    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
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    Isn't there a separate forum--in bullfighting--for dad jokes.

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    I feel like a bad person for laughing at that

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