You’re not alone in that.Originally Posted by Supermoon
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08-20-2023, 02:32 PM #4701
Me encanta el país alto
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08-20-2023, 03:51 PM #4702
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I laughed. Is it bad that I didn’t feel bad about laughing?
Because rich has nothing to do with money.
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08-20-2023, 04:27 PM #4703
Last Survivor of the NPG
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It is funny to walk my dogs in the rain this time of year. Gunther looking at me like I lost my mind and ya, he's correct.
Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.
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08-20-2023, 10:45 PM #4704
lusty gear whore
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Agreed. Originally Posted by spanky
Want.
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08-21-2023, 07:15 AM #4705
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According to Roscosmos, the lander "has ceased to exist following a collision with the Moon's surface".
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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08-21-2023, 07:52 AM #4706
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Nah, it's been promoted to lunar submarine, which is a historical first. Originally Posted by Timberridge
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08-21-2023, 09:33 AM #4707
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Perhaps the lander was hit by the Moon.
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08-21-2023, 10:05 AM #4708
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I wondered that too. Originally Posted by PB
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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08-21-2023, 10:17 AM #4709
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Me: Your website says you have a current gen Prius on the lot. Can we come take a look.
Every dealer: That vehicle is in transit and already spoken for. We have one that’s ten grand more coming in 6-8 weeks. Would you like to put down a deposit?Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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08-21-2023, 10:17 AM #4710
Sure, why not?
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They kinda both hit each other if you think about it. Originally Posted by PB
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08-21-2023, 10:20 AM #4711
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Skiers all know this already:
Launching shit isn't that hard
landing is usually the problem.
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08-21-2023, 11:36 AM #4712
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Heh. Originally Posted by heckacali
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08-21-2023, 11:49 AM #4713
Sure, why not?
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That was my nickname in college
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08-21-2023, 12:04 PM #4714
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Fresh box? Originally Posted by Supermoon
That was my nickname in college
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08-21-2023, 07:28 PM #4715
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Corollary: the up is relatively easy, it's the down where all the damage occurs. Originally Posted by heckacali
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08-21-2023, 10:46 PM #4716
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08-22-2023, 09:21 AM #4717
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He's not wrong... Originally Posted by evdog
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08-22-2023, 10:56 AM #4718
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I'm sure he's right but that's a pretty weird epithet.
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08-22-2023, 11:03 AM #4719
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ass clown is a pretty common and well known epithet. it's just weird that a sheriff's dept used it.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-22-2023, 01:36 PM #4720
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... although, I would imagine that they run into more ass clowns than your average citizen.
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08-22-2023, 01:47 PM #4721
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Being SW Colorado, that is guaran-fuckin-teed (Texans). Originally Posted by PB
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08-22-2023, 02:27 PM #4722
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I've never heard it. People must be saying it behind my back. Originally Posted by Danno
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08-22-2023, 04:06 PM #4723
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oh, they are.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-22-2023, 04:19 PM #4724
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Are you Michael Bolton? Originally Posted by old goat
"no talent ass clown" FTW.Move upside and let the man go through...
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08-22-2023, 04:37 PM #4725
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Thank you. Ass clown without the no talent aspect isn’t the same. Originally Posted by Mofro261
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