What are you too old to deal with anymore?

[mud]

All I want is to live long enough for the 21 century culture shift and whatever it produces.
They lit fusion for the second time this week so now we got that going for us.

[AK47bp]

You know what I'm too old to deal with anymore? Hate. I am staggered by the hate in this country. Unbelievable that people choose to focus their energy on hate rather than finding the good or just being neutral. WTF?

Yes.

A cancer exasperated by social media and polarized opinion centered news.

The hate is a symptom of having a crappy life and sub par intelligence.



“ I love peace so much I’m willing to kill every man, woman, and child to achieve it.”

- Peacemaker.

[Cisco Kid]

I hear you KQ. The hate manifested today is the product of hate speech propaganda being broadcast 24/7 beginning with Rush and promoted/normalized by people in high offices.

[oftpiste]

Sometimes I pee on my own balls too

I once was asked by a woman if men had to hold their balls out of the way to keep them clean whilst pooping.

[oftpiste]

Pop quiz hotshot.

You wake up at 4am and have to piss, bathroom is pitch black.

Do you sit or stand and aim?

Apparently flicking a light switch has taken on the same level of difficulty as using turn signals.

[oftpiste]

You guys are weird.

You started it! And well done. This thread delivers.

[oftpiste]

The bidet seat is without question the best $250 I have ever spent in my life, though I find the violet bowl illumination disconcerting on general principals.

The bidet toilet seat has a nice dim purple light aimed into the bowl. Perfect for night peeing.

[Ted Striker]

Right?
I hate that shit.

Like

[rideit]

So, all this talk of pee-sitters and being old, and no mention of the good ol’ prostate?

[skaredshtles]

Yes.

A cancer exasperated by social media and polarized opinion centered news.

I'm too old to deal with old men using the wrong word...

[XXX-er]

The bidet seat is without question the best $250 I have ever spent in my life, though I find the violet bowl illumination disconcerting on general principals.

You sound like an expensive asshole ?

I only paid 67$ but for just the attachment/ no seat, I got it at the beginning of covid just as safeway had a run on the TP so it seemed like really good idea, I have only used 6 rolls in > 3 yrs so you do save some money on TP

[rideit]

I'm too old to deal with old men using the wrong word...

I prefer to get exmasturbated by social media.
Or vice versa.

[AK47bp]

I'm too old to deal with old men using the wrong word...

To old to spell check and to old too care.

[Buster Highmen]

You know what I'm too old to deal with anymore? Hate. I am staggered by the hate in this country. Unbelievable that people choose to focus their energy on hate rather than finding the good or just being neutral. WTF?

Is it cultural devolution consistent with the fall of an empire? Note the absence of turn signals and common courtesy.
I wonder what Rome was like. Germany seems to have an analogous history as does England.

[AK47bp]

Apparently flicking a light switch has taken on the same level of difficulty as using turn signals.

Don’t act like you’ve never done it.

[Ted Striker]

Is it cultural devolution consistent with the fall of an empire?

We're all Devo now

[t-the-east]

I have only used 6 rolls in > 3 yrs so you do save some money on TP

This is an amazing stat

[muted reborn]

He must have a really tiny butthole.

[skaredshtles]

To old to spell check

It's not spelled wrong... it's the wrong word spelled correctly.

and to old too care.

Fair.

[CarlMega]

Too old for Riverboat brawls?

Not too old to click on the videos.

[AK47bp]

It's not spelled wrong... it's the wrong word spelled correctly.


Fair.

Dammit

[XXX-er]

This is an amazing stat

Altho I often wonder much $$ i saved I just know there is an 18 pack with 6 rolls missing

[frorider]

He must have a really tiny butthole.

Or he’s suuuuper constipated

[oftpiste]

My asshole is less expensive since I've had the thingy. Got it after a trip to Japan in '18, ordered it from amazon on the plane home. I wanted the one with the heated seat, warm water and massage capability. I giggle when I see people buying TP at the store.

You sound like an expensive asshole ?

I only paid 67$ but for just the attachment/ no seat, I got it at the beginning of covid just as safeway had a run on the TP so it seemed like really good idea, I have only used 6 rolls in > 3 yrs so you do save some money on TP

[k2skier112]

...guys are weird.

FIFY