What are you too old to deal with anymore?

[XXX-er]

so you got the 250$ asshole and it just keeps getting cheaper every morning

I ordered got mine from amazon just as TP was selling out every where in town

[The AD]

To be blunt, I can't really see how simply shooting water up your asshole as a super effective cleaning method. Seems like there's still a need for some TP.

[oftpiste]

Not only up, but around. There's a technique to it which is pretty fun to learn. Once mastered, post water-shooting explorations with TP yield no results whatsoever.

To be blunt, I can't really see how simply shooting water up your asshole as a super effective cleaning method. Seems like there's still a need for some TP.

[The AD]

Not only up, but around. There's a technique to it which is pretty fun to learn.

Your idea of what constitutes "fun" is interesting!

[m2711c]

you don’t even know what you don’t know… randy knows.







fact.

[TNKen]

Crying babies in restaurants.

[rideit]

Crying babies on Fox News.

[Jax]

Crying babies.

[Core Shot]

I hear you KQ. The hate manifested today is the product of hate speech propaganda being broadcast 24/7 beginning with Rush and promoted/normalized by people in high offices.

Hey now. Don’t hate rush

[Conundrum]

Uncomfortable shoes, trying to stay up when I'm sleepy, painting, and buying stuff I don't need because it's a "deal".

[XXX-er]

Not only up, but around. There's a technique to it which is pretty fun to learn. Once mastered, post water-shooting explorations with TP yield no results whatsoever.

and you only do that HW test without sitting on the throne once

[liv2ski]

Flying coach, FTS

[MontuckyFried]

My asshole is less expensive since I've had the thingy. Got it after a trip to Japan in '18, ordered it from amazon on the plane home. I wanted the one with the heated seat, warm water and massage capability. I giggle when I see people buying TP at the store.

YUP! Those of us who have used them know what's up. I haven't ponied up for one yet (running electric is the only thing holding me back), BUT it's game on once I get that done.

What cracks me up are all the people who say the Japanese washlet bidets are "gross" when in reality they're the OPPOSITE of gross. What IS disgusting are all the people out there who DON'T use them. I feel like such a Barbarian every time I use TP. In the meantime, we still use cotton cloth wipes that we've been using since our kids were in their cloth diapers. Warm water. Boom. WAY cleaner than crumbly TP that leaves one with dingleberries.

I don't care what anybody says...

[Core Shot]

Fuck bidets

Coffee first

Shit shower and shave.

Clean bunghole. How the fuck do you old saggy ballers wipe the bidet water off your balls?

PS. We need snow

[JimmyCarter]

Clean bunghole. How the fuck do you old saggy ballers wipe the bidet water off your balls?

With the towel you just dried your hands with.

[rideit]

SMRT

[jackstraw]

If you're anti bidet, odds are pretty good you've never used one. I'm a bit annoyed that I haven't bought one yet.

[BCMtnHound]

Even a basic under-the-seat cold water bidet is many classes above a dry wipe with TP. The ladies in the house are not enthralled with the cold water jet in my man-scaped basement bathroom, but for my morning constitutional, reading TGR just after a mug of joe from the mocha pot, the weekday morning starts off on the right note. Next bathroom I do will have a proper installation. Worth every penny.

[Buster Highmen]

Who knew that the steps to the upper echelons of society were paved with bidet seats.

[gaijin]

Wait till you discover the bidet toilets that also blow dryers and vacuum-vents for odor. They even play “privacy” music.

Someday we’ll get The Jetsons’ version that has little robotic arms that come out to “assist you.”


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[oftpiste]

Your idea of what constitutes "fun" is interesting!

I'm delighted you find it so.

[oftpiste]

and you only do that HW test without sitting on the throne once

Truth

[oftpiste]

Fuck TP. Bidet water does not get on your balls. What, you've never had to shit anytime other than right before you shower? Or wanted to shower some other time than right after you shit?

I don't get the hate. I suspect it's some kinda "does it make me gay?" bullshit. Grow up y'all's. Go ahead and smear shit all over yourself. See if I give a fuck.

Fuck bidets

Coffee first

Shit shower and shave.

Clean bunghole. How the fuck do you old saggy ballers wipe the bidet water off your balls?

PS. We need snow

[oftpiste]

If you're anti bidet, odds are pretty good you've never used one. I'm a bit annoyed that I haven't bought one yet.

QFT. Do it. Life changer. And you get to start every day with a rim job. What's not to like?

[Ted Striker]

Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts, and I guess it won't be long
Before I'm sitting in a room with a bunch of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's fading, and just can't seem to get it up