What are you too old to deal with anymore?

[frorider]

Every multi page thread here turns into either a Shit That Annoys Me or a Real Estate thread.

[Core Shot]

Every multi page thread here turns into either a Shit That Annoys Me or a Real Estate thread.

Boomers

[rideit]

I’m too old to deal with people going slow in the left lane.

[The Reverend Floater]

True.

And while I enjpyed myself immensely blazing with the ethers at Dead shows, there's few things I find as irritating as old has been deadheads.

Back on topic, I can't do a dog anymore, their passing just destroys me, but I decided that over 20 years ago.

And after I tore my acl 22 years ago, I quit skiing fast and doing cliffs higher than 15 feet or so.

Yes, it sucks to get old and especially recognize devolving and not skiing as wild and well as I used to. The health scares suck.

Or take drugs or orgy or river or canyon or do any of that stupid but supremely fun stuff.

It's all OK, just shoot me if I shit on the kids fun nowadays, the shit the flippy spinny or gnarwad extremo stuff, is just fucking awesome. But I still have lots to look forward to, doing my stupid Euro traverses and skiing with the folks who I enjoy.

What if we facilitate mild orgies at the Maggot assisted living facility?

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[PB]

Geezer/Boomer Wars of the early 21st Century.

A minor historical footnote.

[rideit]

What if we facilitate mild orgies at the Maggot assisted living facility?

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Details on what you mean by ‘facilitate’….

[pfluffenmeister]

With the advent of smartphones, the sitting to pee contingent has grown 1000%. Especially if you are at work.

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[Buster Highmen]

What if we facilitate mild orgies at the Maggot assisted living facility?

With a little 2-5 dimethoxy 4-bromophenethylamine, it might be as good as Reed.

[pfluffenmeister]

Pop quiz hotshot.

You wake up at 4am and have to piss, bathroom is pitch black.

Do you sit or stand and aim?

Piss on the hostage?

[Gepeto]

Geezer/Boomer Wars of the early 21st Century...

thread devolves to how you get ur wee into the bowl!

ftr/tmi - my appendage? Has been hanging off me pretty much in the same place for awhile. Kinda have it zeroed after all this time. Even in the dark of night. Aimed at the bowl and then micro-adjusted to the porcelain edge to deafen any noise.

like 40% of all german males squat to pee - 100% of the transvestites.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucele...-10-americans/

the real test of being old is do you still put ur socks on standing up?

When time comes i can't... may a fortunate accident happen

ETA: ive been known to dry myself with a square or 2 of tp and then circle the bowl rim of splatter.

A 3fold kindness to the fairer sex; 1 The bowl - leave no trace; 2 no big shake that sends ur shiite everywhere and 3 I dont dribble all over your leg on re-entry

[Buster Highmen]

Every multi page thread here turns into either a Shit That Annoys Me or a Real Estate thread.

Don't forget the Real Estate that Annoys You

And yes, I still put on my socks standing up but it is becoming a notable chore, almost enough to be listed in this august thread.

[mcski]

Ya gotta sit. Get some poopin out of the way while you're there.

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[old goat]

The bidet toilet seat has a nice dim purple light aimed into the bowl. Perfect for night peeing.
The time to worry is when you reach for your dick in the dark and miss.

[priapism]

Fucking health care system. Too bad we're all only getting older and dealing with it more.

**specifically the health insurance cos.

[jackstraw]

Umm, I have (and soon to be had) a urinal.

[muted reborn]

What if we facilitate mild orgies at the Maggot assisted living facility?

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what should the word art be in this room?

”every orgy has a beautiful story, but our orgy is my favorite”

“bless this messy little orgy”

”donut worry just orgy”

”call 911 if you think someone is having a stroke”

[The AD]

the real test of being old is do you still put ur socks on standing up?

Okay, I guess I never have to be honest.

P.S. if turning on a light at night blinds you it may be time for cataract surgery.

[AK47bp]

Piss on the hostage?

You are correct sir

[Core Shot]

I’m too old to deal with people going slow in the left lane.

I’m so old I pass them on the right and merge back left closely in front of them.
Oh. Wait. I’ve been doing that forever.

[gaijin]

I'm so old that sometimes when I pass them on the right, I don't even have time to merge left before some asshole is already on my ass to move over.

Fucking give me a minute over here. I'm old! Let me check my mirrors.

Get off my lawn! Or-- Get out of my lane!

I'm fucking trying.

[Timberridge]

Picking battles that ultimately have no reward other than proving some point, no matter how corrotjay point may be. Just do the TPS reports- I mean, do them stoned to the bejesus whilst spinning dub reggae but just do it and get on with your life. Other people would murder their own grandma for the opportunity you take for granted-


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[riser4]

I'm so old that sometimes when I pass them on the right, I don't even have time to merge left before some asshole is already on my ass to move over.

Fucking give me a minute over here. I'm old! Let me check my mirrors.

Get off my lawn! Or-- Get out of my lane!

I'm fucking trying.

Especially difficult because you're on the wrong side of the road.

[KQ]

You know what I'm too old to deal with anymore? Hate. I am staggered by the hate in this country. Unbelievable that people choose to focus their energy on hate rather than finding the good or just being neutral. WTF?

[rideit]

Right?
I hate that shit.

[riser4]

Right?
I hate that shit.

Haters gonna hate.