What are you too old to deal with anymore?

[Buster Highmen]

#thesagisreal

[riser4]

I told my offspring when they were little that if they really *liked* to clean toilets, by all means stand up.

Ya, I got two that piss everywhere and get upset when their mom rips them a new one. I have no sympathy, having made peace with how to not have my piece spray piss everywhere.

[riser4]

I just don't want to dry off afterwards.

Tie em in a knot, tie em in a bow, throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier.

[EWG]

Good god. I'm too old to read 7 fucking pages worth of complaints by a bunch of old fuckers with nothing better to do.

[The AD]

I think you're "too old" by definition when you have to routinely wake up in the middle of the night to pee.

[skaredshtles]

Good god. I'm too old to read 7 fucking pages worth of complaints by a bunch of old fuckers with nothing better to do.

And yet... here you are.

[gravitylover]

Ya gotta sit. Get some poopin out of the way while you're there.

[AK47bp]

Good god. I'm too old to read 7 fucking pages worth of complaints by a bunch of old fuckers with nothing better to do.

Pop quiz hotshot.

You wake up at 4am and have to piss, bathroom is pitch black.

Do you sit or stand and aim?

[OldLarry]

Picking battles that ultimately have no reward other than proving some point, no matter how corrotjay point may be. Just do the TPS reports- I mean, do them stoned to the bejesus whilst spinning dub reggae but just do it and get on with your life. Other people would murder their own grandma for the opportunity you take for granted-


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[The AD]

Pop quiz hotshot.

You wake up at 4am and have to piss, bathroom is pitch black.

Do you sit or stand and aim?

Turn on the light and remain standing?

[riser4]

Picking battles that ultimately have no reward other than proving some point, no matter how corrotjay point may be. Just do the TPS reports- I mean, do them stoned to the bejesus whilst spinning dub reggae but just do it and get on with your life. Other people would murder their own grandma for the opportunity you take for granted-


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Heh. Lee Scratch Perry and the Upsetters and some fat loads of Gorilla Glue #1. TPS reports can wait.

[Pow4Brains]

Conflict.
All I want is harmony now.
My wife's situation has made me realize life is too precious to always stand my ground. Now I yield to all kinds of absurdity and stay focused on what real matters. Happiness and health.

This.


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[rideit]

Turn on the light and remain standing?

But why? So you can admire your stream that is split in two, (Mazeltov!) and now is going behind the bowl?

[AK47bp]

Turn on the light and remain standing?

My god, how are you even eligible for this thread?

[The AD]

I am curious why you guys all seem to be pissing in the dark.

[AK47bp]

Honestly the bathroom light is blinding in the middle of the night and my pee stream sound wakes the wife. Then it takes me 20 minutes to fall back asleep.

Or

Sit quiet in the dark half asleep and stumble back to bed works best for me.

[Not DJSapp]

Getting the bathroom redone was the best thing ever. We have the bright ass vanity lights, and some can lights that are on a dimmer. We leave that dimmer switch set super low for nighttime trips, and use the vanity the rest of the time. But I don't wake up to pee, it's just for when I'm coming in for bed and the Mrs. has already gone to sleep.

Back on point, I've been completely done with small gas engines for a long time. Lawn mowers, weed wackers, chainsaws, hedge trimmers, leaf blowers, etc. Anything with a pull start. Their electric cousin can get the job done, a bit slower, but with 95% less bullshit and no maintenance. And if it can't get it done with that, I shouldn't be doing it.

[Buster Highmen]

I am curious why you guys all seem to be pissing in the dark.

That's how we lead our lives!

[KQ]

You guys are weird.

[Foggy_Goggles]

You heathens don't have mention sensing toekick lights in your bathrooms for night pissing? WIerd.

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[KQ]

Honestly the bathroom light is blinding in the middle of the night and my pee stream sound wakes the wife. Then it takes me 20 minutes to fall back asleep.

Or

Sit quiet in the dark half asleep and stumble back to bed works best for me.

I'm of the age where I've returned to using plug in night lights. You can buy ones that have sensors and give off enough light so you don't fumble around but aren't bright enough to blind you.

[Core Shot]

You guys are weird.

Wait. Whut? You stand to pee?

[dan_pdx]

Apparently, fucking around with the Maytag refrigerator drain pan that decided to start leaking today. Repair guy told me it would run about $100 to diagnose/fix because the internal layout of those fridges is "cattywampus" (which I'd already gathered from Google), I was like "how soon can you get here?"

[AK47bp]

I'm of the age where I've returned to using plug in night lights. You can buy ones that have sensors and give off enough light so you don't fumble around but aren't bright enough to blind you.

Meh, too old to change now.

[XXX-er]

I am curious why you guys all seem to be pissing in the dark.

Its a metaphor for life