Would you eat it?

**skaredshtles** · 11-08-2020, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

Sending vibes[emoji119]

On another note, does anyone like larb gai? Delicious raw ground chicken marinated in lime, garlic, chili and mint.

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<raises hand> That shit's delicious.

**BobMc** · 11-08-2020, 11:53 AM

Next time just hot spring that shit...

https://www.ksl.com/article/50044596...culinary-caper

**Core Shot** · 11-08-2020, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by stealurface831

anyone heard from otzl?
he is probably deceased

Originally Posted by ötzi

Yeah I died and went to heaven. It's pretty cool here, Trump lost!

RIP

2020 has been mean. First we lost iceman
now ötzi is dead

Fuck.

**old goat** · 11-08-2020, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by mattig

On tangential note, who among you has died of botulism from eating home canned food without using an approved recipe?

I love my salsa. Normally don't water bath or pressure can it. Just consume within a week or so. Never lasts that long anyway.

Local cash n carry type place had 25lbs of romas for 20 bucks. Made a big batch. Added some more vinegar than normal and citric acid powder. Pressure canned for 15 min or so at 5lbs. All lids were too tight to open by hand on day 1 and day 121. Just opened last jar. Tasted and smelled like day 1. It's been a week and I haven't died of botulism.

Anyone else take similar calculated risks with canned food? Most of the internet says "yerr gonna die!" I guess if the lid is super tight and it sucks air when opened, and it was pressure canned, I don't really see much of a risk, but idk what idk.

Anyone ever gone to the trouble of getting a recipe verified by a local university or some such thing? How about a ph meter?

https://www.nytimes.com/1977/04/05/a...-a-victim.html
we used to eat there when I was a kid. The eventual number of cases was 55. Apparently from home canned chiles.
They used to sell T shirts "I survived Trini and Carmen's". I don't recall how many cases were fatal, if any.

**Sharon Needles** · 11-20-2020, 10:32 AM

Makers of grow-your-own human steaks say meal kit is not 'technically' cannibalism

https://nypost.com/2020/11/20/makers...mpression=true

**BmillsSkier** · 03-22-2021, 10:34 AM

Happy National Corn Dog Day, Maggots!

And yes, I'll eat the shit out of a corn dog. Preferably one from a county or state fair booth. Gotta be fresh, ya know?

**old goat** · 03-22-2021, 09:22 PM

My kids ate nothing but corn dogs for years and seemed to turn out ok, unless corndogs cause baldness,

**BmillsSkier** · 03-22-2021, 10:15 PM

Were they of the county fair variety?

**abraham** · 07-13-2021, 07:59 PM

Let's play a game?

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**krp8128** · 07-13-2021, 08:01 PM

Is it frozen?

**Art Shirk** · 07-13-2021, 08:01 PM

That’s a premade screwdriver right there. Consume with confidence.

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**abraham** · 07-13-2021, 08:01 PM

Yes. Has it been? Probably.

**JimmyCarter** · 07-13-2021, 08:03 PM

You drink (eat?) that OJ you’ll end up thinking you’re a tab of acid

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**BmillsSkier** · 07-13-2021, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by Art Shirk

That’s a premade screwdriver right there. Consume with confidence.

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This man is right. Follow this man

Before you do, toast to all that’s happened, come and gone since that entered your freezer.

The last of the last great decade, 9/11, google and all kinds of stupid tech shit, tramp stamps, Iceman’s death, Cleveland won a title, twin tip skis, Bangle-era BMWs, $25 lift tickets, the McRib and The Box Fan.

**Mazderati** · 07-13-2021, 08:04 PM

22 years old is something.

**Buster Highmen** · 07-13-2021, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by abraham

Let's play a game?

A favorite entertainment for tripping. Turns the world O.R.A.N.G.E.

**abraham** · 07-13-2021, 08:14 PM

It's outlived 2 freezers somehow. Not sure I want to deal with it tonight.

**abraham** · 07-13-2021, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Mazderati

22 years old is something.

There's a lot going on here but it's gotta be from 97-98. It's before Microsoft spun Expedia out since the first prize is Microsoft[emoji768] Expedia[emoji769] Trip Planner '98.
A $44.95 value!

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**Brownski** · 07-13-2021, 08:23 PM

It just says “best by…” That doesn’t sound like a hard expiration to me.

**BmillsSkier** · 07-13-2021, 08:30 PM

Where’s the CD ROM it came with?

**dannynoonan** · 07-13-2021, 08:39 PM

That things old enough to fuck, legally

**abraham** · 07-13-2021, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Where’s the CD ROM it came with?

You most know some Coke people. Maybe they have a filling cabinet left somewhere with them? Probably wherever the red stapler was left.

Originally Posted by dannynoonan

That things old enough to fuck, legally

It can buy it's own booze for a screwdriver. And drive itself to the store to pick it up.

**ötzi** · 07-13-2021, 08:44 PM

I don't know about the contents but that packaging company should win a medal.

**BmillsSkier** · 07-13-2021, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by abraham

You most know some Coke people. Maybe they have a filling cabinet left somewhere with them? Probably wherever the red stapler was left. It can buy it's own booze for a screwdriver. And drive itself to the store to pick it up.

I’m sure it’s in there with the leftover AOL ones, I’ll ask.