Would you eat it?

[Sirshredalot]

No appearance from Danno in this thread for 13 hours.

That's a long time to be on the toilet...

Everything is slower on tele gear.

[nutmegchoi]

Where can I take tele lesson?

[detrusor]

Just do lunges at the gym and ask someone to beat you with a stick at the same time.

Same as tele


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[Sirshredalot]

Where can I take tele lesson?

My wife and I are not teaching this season, but I can recommend other people if this is a serious-ish question.

Most of the larger and/or better ski schools will have tele-certified people on the roster.

[Sirshredalot]

Just do lunges at the gym and ask someone to beat you with a stick at the same time.

Same as tele


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I mean, sure. Or just take bong hits until you forget how to ski.

[nutmegchoi]

My wife and I are not teaching this season, but I can recommend other people if this is a serious-ish question.

Most of the larger and/or better ski schools will have tele-certified people on the roster.

I do remember seeing tele instructors among regular ones...

If I take over Danno’s gear for free, I’ll come to see you and your wife next season!

[El Chupacabra]

Everything is slower on tele gear.

Does he have a low stance or a wide stance on the toilet?

Or a Larry Craig wide stance?

Inquiring minds want to know. Also, this thread is worthless without pics.

(... never checking this thread again.)

[nutmegchoi]

Does he have a low stance or a wide stance on the toilet?

Or a Larry Craig wide stance?

Inquiring minds want to know. Also, this thread is worthless without pics.

(... never checking this thread again.)

Not sure I wanna see Danno’s stance on the toilet...

[Iluvmoguls]

Now THIS is a good thread

[Danno]

I am here to report that I am still alive with only normal visits to the bathroom.

Sorry nutmeg. But you can still do lunges at the gym and ask someone to beat you with a stick at the same time, and take the bong hits, that should be a close approximation of tele.

[mcski]

10 day old, opened package of medium grade uncooked hamburger. Do I toss the remaining depreciated meat on the grill and eat it? Is it only suitable for boiling at this point?

[liv2ski]

^^^^^ if it smells funny, toss it.

[mcski]

what if it only smells amusing?

[liv2ski]

I would still toss it

[iceman]

what if it only smells amusing?

It won't.

[Sirshredalot]

I do remember seeing tele instructors among regular ones...

If I take over Danno’s gear for free, I’ll come to see you and your wife next season!

I probably won't be instructing or coaching next year unless I get laid off from my desk job or hit my number to semi-retire much earlier than expected. My better half might go back to one of the local ski schools, though. She is on year 2 of threatening to do so and not following through. Not for lack of support from me: I am 100 percent for anything that keeps the skier booty maintained.

I am here to report that I am still alive with only normal visits to the bathroom.

Sorry nutmeg. But you can still do lunges at the gym and ask someone to beat you with a stick at the same time, and take the bong hits, that should be a close approximation of tele.

I gotta start my off-season tele training program soon! Fetch my bong and my lurk!

[KQ]

https://www.amazon.com/Newport-Jerky...01APP8KK6?th=1

[mcski]

Mission aborted. The smell was not funny, amusing, or even mildly silly. Serious boil only smell. I was pretty committed to tossing it on the grill for lunch, but I've eaten Street food in India that smelled of roses by comparison. Next

[KQ]

Mission aborted. The smell was not funny, amusing, or even mildly silly. Serious boil only smell. I was pretty committed to tossing it on the grill for lunch, but I've eaten Street food in India that smelled of roses by comparison. Next

Why are you so intent on eating it? What is that $1.86 worth of meat? Is that what your intestinal health is worth to you? I say toss it.

[mcski]

That's real gambling Next time I will wait til the meat is only worth 37 cents

It's been tossed. I never got sick in my six months in India, but this one was a bridge of meat too far. Into the trash for the pandas

[wyeaster]

Mission aborted. The smell was not funny, amusing, or even mildly silly. Serious boil only smell. I was pretty committed to tossing it on the grill for lunch, but I've eaten Street food in India that smelled of roses by comparison. Next

i could tell you from that picture not to eat it

[detrusor]

My wife and I are not teaching this season, but I can recommend other people if this is a serious-ish question.

Most of the larger and/or better ski schools will have tele-certified people on the roster.

I know an amazing tele instructor. Not cheap paying for a private at PC though. Pm me if your interested.


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[Iluvmoguls]

These were marked Dec 24. I took them out of the fridge and hard boiled them.

[fatnslow]

These were marked Dec 24. I took them out of the fridge and hard boiled them.

Egg salad and tang Mrs Loopner

[Iluvmoguls]

I ate 2 so far.