Would you eat it?

[stompinlines]

^^^^^ Impressive


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[mcski]

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These were marked Dec 24. I took them out of the fridge and hard boiled them.

Def report back in a few more hours. That's some ballsy consumption

[Mazderati]

Those eggs have to be what, five months old at this point?

[krp8128]

The fact that they came out with the huge depressions on the end should tell you something.

Like they rotted, lost size and are unfit to eat.

[Iluvmoguls]

I knew I’d feel at home in this thread.

You can tell they’re especially old with how much the air pocket grew inside. Internet research said they’re probably ok of they don’t float after being boiled. I ate the two that floated first.

Added some wonton soup, 16 oz of greek yogurt, a nature valley bar and a clif bar to the digestive stew.

Feeling pretty normal so far.

[Core Shot]

I just realized that the bottle of Choloula hot sauce in the office kitchen, that I ingest almost daily, expired in 2015.

What the fuck people!?! Who doesn't finish hot sauce in a year or less?

I've got inquiries out to the company that manages the catering but in the meantime this might explain why I have so much time to post here from the can most afternoons.

Hot sauce is color coded. Built in expiration meter. Ignore the silly label.

If it’s brown, flush it down.
Brown won’t make you ill, but it has little heat or flavor at that point.
I have tossed my friends sauce before. It should be red and spicy, just like . . .

[skaredshtles]

Those eggs are fine. They would reek to high HEAVEN if they were bad.

Don't ask me how I know this...

[El Chupacabra]

I have tossed my friends sauce before. It should be red and spicy, just like . . .

^^^^ Sig-worthy.

[Iluvmoguls]

Those eggs are fine. They would reek to high HEAVEN if they were bad.

Don't ask me how I know this...

If anything these eggs have improved my digestive performance

[Iluvmoguls]

Ok how about these?

Can you tell that ski season is winding down and I actually have a little free time to clean out my closet and fridge?

[El Chupacabra]

[Danno]

if they are sealed they should be fine, and if they're not, you'd know it before you ate it.

[Danno]

BTW, this is a great thread.

[Supermoon]

You'll know by the smell if they are ok or not. To be safe you could cook it first, but I bet you're good to go.

And yes, this is a HOF thread. So many lulz.

[Iluvmoguls]

What happens to the souls of animals in spoiled hot dogs we reluctantly throw away after weeks unrefrigerated?

[skaredshtles]

if they are sealed they should be fine, and if they're not, you'd know it before you ate it.

As long as the salmon was in the freezer. If it was just refrigerated... stay the fuck away.

[Iluvmoguls]

As long as the salmon was in the freezer. If it was just refrigerated... stay the fuck away.

I suppose i should have added that these are warm packets from the closet. They’re the type they sell unrefrigerated next to the cans of fish. Perfect for camping. In 2016.

However, “best by:” kinda sounds like a dare.

[Danno]

As long as the salmon was in the freezer. If it was just refrigerated... stay the fuck away.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

[El Chupacabra]

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

[iceman]

However, “best by:” kinda sounds like a dare.

"best by" is just marketing bullshit to move product, they hope you toss it and buy more.

"use before" means something.

[Core Shot]

Ok how about these?

Can you tell that ski season is winding down and I actually have a little free time to clean out my closet and fridge?

Do not make mousse with that salmon

[TAFKALVS]

One of my favorite movie scenes

[Ted Striker]

Mine too.

[Danno]

Well that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?

[skaredshtles]

I suppose i should have added that these are warm packets from the closet. They’re the type they sell unrefrigerated next to the cans of fish. Perfect for camping. In 2016.

Ah - those will be fine. Eat up!