Meanwhile in Florida...

**schindlerpiste** · 11-23-2020, 10:55 AM

Yesterday, my bro. pulls into a dive in Lake Henry for Lunch. The restaurant was full, but no one was wearing a mask. He sat at the bar and ordered. While waiting for his food, he overheard a woman say to her companion, "Have you heard of that place in Lake Placid that is offering $300 for a pint of COVID positive blood? I am doing everything I can to catch COVID, because that is easy money. Really, I wonder whether I can do it twice? One thing is for sure, after I catch COVID, I am going to give my grandmother and cousins big hugs, so we can take advantage of this free money."

**Benny Profane** · 12-15-2020, 07:27 AM

Alabama man arms himself against Florida man.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/d...-in-lap-752903

**stealurface831** · 12-15-2020, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Alabama man arms himself against Florida man.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/d...-in-lap-752903

what an absolute unit

**evdog** · 12-15-2020, 12:25 PM

Not sure what he's worried about. Florida man is too busy offing himself by getting pinned while trying to break into someone's place. To use the parlance of our times, Florida man is not a worthy adversary

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...rtan-dhp-feeds

**Benny Profane** · 01-07-2021, 07:18 PM

Is it the water? Too much sun?

https://weartv.com/news/local/gaetz-...capitol-attack

PB · 01-08-2021, 07:44 PM

Nah; a simple case of toxic Trump poop ingestion.

**riser4** · 01-08-2021, 08:23 PM

Gaetz is a true fuck stick.

**garyfromterrace** · 01-10-2021, 11:04 AM

He actually fucking said this...."I don’t know if the reports are true, but the Washington Times has just reported some pretty compelling evidence from a facial-recognition company showing that some of the people who breached the Capitol today were not Trump supporters," Gaetz said. "They were masquerading as Trump supporters. And in fact, they were members of the violent terrorist group, Antifa."

He actually, really spouted this shit to the world.

Of course that shit rag paper retracted the bullshit claim and apologized to the facial recognition software company. But JFC a politician says "I don't know if reports are true..."and then spouts the reports... As if they're true... Fucking fire that asshole Gaetz

**Benny Profane** · 01-14-2021, 08:47 AM

Florida man bad at fire. Fire hurt.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/12/florid...a-home-ablaze/

PB · 01-14-2021, 09:07 PM

Wait .... Armie Hammer is a fucking CANNIBAL???

**happytimefunbox** · 01-27-2021, 09:19 AM

Floridaman is advised not to get drunk and rape his daughter

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**Benny Profane** · 01-27-2021, 07:01 PM

Ivanka must be looking tempting these days. But, he doesn't drink.

**smartyiak** · 02-10-2021, 08:01 PM

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PB · 02-11-2021, 02:27 PM

Whenever I stab people with ma squirrel, ma hand gets all bit up.

**happytimefunbox** · 03-08-2021, 08:33 AM

This week in my hometown.
FLORIDA AS FUCK!

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**stealurface831** · 03-08-2021, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by happytimefunbox

This week in my hometown.
FLORIDA AS FUCK!

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social distancing in effect i'm sure

**Vt-Freeheel** · 03-28-2021, 07:59 AM

Huh, what?

woman-missing-for-3-weeks-found-alive-naked-in-fla-storm-drain

**Yonder_River** · 03-30-2021, 06:57 PM

Another florida man in the news..

Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Sex With an Underage Girl https://nyti.ms/3ulBLz5

**Harry** · 03-30-2021, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by Yonder_River

Another florida man in the news..

Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Sex With an Underage Girl https://nyti.ms/3ulBLz5

Read that article all the way through. What a freak. That thing about the 19 y/o son is whack. Pretty ballsy for a sitting US Congressman to be openly flying around with an underage sex trafficking victim. Sounds like they have shitloads of evidence on him.

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**seano732** · 03-30-2021, 07:23 PM

WHOA WHOA WHOA people! This PR thread has taken a decidedly political turn! A politicians name has been brought up! The horror! Where do I piss and moan to the Mod Team to get this thread moved to Pollyass forthwith???????

For the pearl clutchers, and you know who you are........
And fuck Matt Gaetz, too.

**old goat** · 03-31-2021, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by seano732

WHOA WHOA WHOA people! This PR thread has taken a decidedly political turn! A politicians name has been brought up! The horror! Where do I piss and moan to the Mod Team to get this thread moved to Pollyass forthwith???????

For the pearl clutchers, and you know who you are........
And fuck Matt Gaetz, too.

It's OK. He won't be a politician for long.