Ski: 2019-2020 Moment Frankeblades
Available Lengths: 99 cm (of pure fury)
Actual Tip-to-Tail Length (straight tape pull): Seriously?! See above
Stated Dimensions (mm): 116-99-116
Stated Weight Per Ski: Heavier than you would think
Stated Sidecut Radius: 9.7 meters (what!?)
Core Construction: Bamboo and more bamboo, see stated weight
Boots / Bindings: Lange RX 130 / Tyrolia Attack2 13 Demos (for maximum hold my beer shenanigans)
Mount Location: No fucking idea, Fasa did it for me
Test Location: Mt. Rose Ski Tahoe, evidently "Where the Snow is"
Days Skied: 2
Beverages: Day 1: Three (okay, maybe four) Revision IPAs Day 2: Two White Claw Ruby Grapefruit tallboys (what? I was dehydrated)
Well let’s just go ahead and open with a strong statement: there were moments (see what I did there?) of abject terror when I let these things run...
At 99cm long, the Frankenblades make you look like you're wearing clown shoes. But since you're the best skier on the mountain no one will really mess with you. In fact, small children skated away crying when they saw me--of course that may not have been the skis.
First run showed the blades to be very hookie, but after a trip back to the truck for an aggressive detune of the tips and tails (and another beer) I was able to actually turn these things without scaring myself shitless. Groomer performance was as expected for the 9.7m radius, stay centered and you can carve like you're on ice skates. Where the Frankenblades really shine though is soft moguls... fourth left turn in using my usual bash and slash bump skiing style I planted the tip of my right ski and slammed full out onto my chest. Hmm, maybe I just need to go faster?! Six turns later I planted the left tip and hit the ground harder than I have in a decade--full on head plant, googles pushed down packed with snow, ice cream cone headache. After getting up and farmer's blowing the snow out of my left nostril, I decided the poles were the problem. After heading back to truck to drop the poles (and another beverage) I wisely decided to find the Frankenblade's upper speed limit... Cresting about 50mph at the usual choke point runout I was questioning my life choices. On a more positive note I enjoyed the obscene gesture from the MILF I blew past at Mach Schnell (love ya Mrs. tight white pants, stay golden).
As an aside...
Here's the only negative review from Moment's site courtesy of Russell C. (with which I concur)
"So, have to be honest that not having the bases say Party Bullshit is a major letdown.
Other than that, they’re dope."
In summary, get yourself a pair if your life has become too complacent and you need an adrenaline rush that only the Frankenblade's 99cm of insanity can provide--remember, you can only be the best skier on the mountain if you're the best skier on the fucking mountain.
Feel free to PM if you're in Tahoe and want to try them... that's what the demo binders are for after all.

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