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  1. 07-16-2017, 06:35 PM #176
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    Just an uneducated guess.
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    Nobody can eat all the eggs.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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  3. 07-16-2017, 07:16 PM #178
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    Ron Swanson: are these all your eggs? (Ron holds 2 dozen eggs)
    Donna: yeah. What are you making?
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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  4. 07-16-2017, 11:32 PM #179
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    As much as I love the Monty Python, eggs actually keep pretty well. I've tried the float trick and it's meh. Crack one open. If it smells, it's bad. If not, it's fine.
    For starters, I am smelling impaired. Of course that means if it is strong enough for me to smell it, everybody else is in agony. And, if an egg stands up to some degree, but still touches the bottom, it is still safe. It is the ones that leave the bottom that you want to save for awesome pranks, which for me are even more awesome because I can't smell them 100%.
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  7. 07-17-2017, 01:29 PM #182
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    Quote Originally Posted by galenparke View Post
    Don't drink warm OJ
    What if it is 90 degrees and I just squeezed it out of fresh oranges that were sitting around at room temperature?
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    We have an OJ thread. Maybe someone in there will know.
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    I think the consensus was that if you add enough vodka it'll be fine.
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    I just ate some beans I cooked up in the crock pot (with ham hock/spices) a while ago. They seemed fine, they smelled/tasted fine, but after thinking about it and looking at a calendar, I might have made them 2 weeks ago.

    Am I gonna die?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I just ate some beans I cooked up in the crock pot (with ham hock/spices) a while ago. They seemed fine, they smelled/tasted fine, but after thinking about it and looking at a calendar, I might have made them 2 weeks ago.

    Am I gonna die?
    If you don't post again tomorrow, we'll know the answer.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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  14. 04-02-2018, 05:07 PM #189
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    The smell test is generally good enough. Smell x personal constitution factor / days will give you your risk factor. Just follow the chart. You have the chart don't you?
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    Fuck, I don't have the chart.

    Belly is rumbling, but that could be psychosomatic. Or it could be because beans.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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  16. 04-02-2018, 05:53 PM #191
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    Danno is done.
    Can I have your skies?
    I wanna be a skier now.
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  17. 04-02-2018, 05:58 PM #192
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    Beans leave little doubt that they’ve gone bad.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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  18. 04-02-2018, 06:17 PM #193
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutmegchoi View Post
    Danno is done.
    Can I have your skies?
    I wanna be a skier now.
    It's worse than that. You'll have to tele.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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  19. 04-02-2018, 06:21 PM #194
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Fuck, I don't have the chart.

    Belly is rumbling, but that could be psychosomatic. Or it could be because beans.
    Danno's gonna blow!
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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  20. 04-02-2018, 06:23 PM #195
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    there is really nothing worth the risk for me. i've sick too many times.
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  21. 04-02-2018, 06:27 PM #196
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutmegchoi View Post
    Danno is done.
    Can I have your skies?
    I wanna be a skier now.
    traitor!
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  22. 04-02-2018, 06:28 PM #197
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Danno's gonna blow!
    pics or it didnt happen
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    Como se dice "bubble-guts"?
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    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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    No appearance from Danno in this thread for 13 hours.

    That's a long time to be on the toilet...
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