Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[JongDoe]

Watched a porn movie back when you had to rent VCRs at the neighborhood video store. There was a black and white mini movie in one called Pendulum Balls. It looked like it was very old because the lady had some of the unsexiest underwear ever in a porn movie. There was some poor guy and she tied his scrotum in a knot just like that. She kept saying that she loved pendulum balls. I've searched for it many times, but could never find it. My balls cringe just thinking about it.

[Mazderati]

[iceman]

That was cool. I remember that city, I saw it myself.

[Gepeto]

If anyone remembers the kinda stealthy bath houses just west of broadway. Would go with a crew on the regular. Good fun in the heat of summer. Oiled then scrubbed from head to toe. Always finishing with the obligatory happy ending. All your buds just a shower curtain or two away.

Then trolling the streets until a few were to drunk to walk or dawn signaled it was time to go home.

[delco714]

^

Don't cross a female black bear with cubs in the spring though. I saw one chase off a much larger male with intent to kill it, happened right outside our cabin at Moosehead Lake in ME years ago...Animal Kingdom from the window.

Yup. I'm in Bangor.. The loons up here are also colossal dick heads

[delco714]

Nothing a little Lidocaine and some scissors can't fix

Correct! It's very easy to do!

[sb]

[booner]

Ha....wow

[Bobby Finstock]

[wooley12]

[stompinlines]

Fuck off, Wooley.

[Binky]

[wooley12]

Not likely. Too much fun. Carry on.

[philth]

Although I do know how to feel about that ^^^ I am not sure how to feel about this....

https://youtu.be/3Wy8h3v9rQY

I'm sure Lena Dunham approves of that turd of film..

[wooley12]

Atonement. Old school. Shaved or not.? You decide. I had an interesting lunch with this lady in NYC a while back

[reckless toboggan]

^yes please. Damn.

And the girl is good looking too...

[wooley12]

Classy lady too. I was making small talk with the wife of the firms biggest customer when biggest customer brought Elke to the table. When biggest customers wife took off in a huff about 10 minutes later, Elke followed after her to make things right. I think my mouth was still open from being introduced.

[TurxSki]

Ah, bollox..

*Arctic stronghold of world’s seeds flooded after permafrost melts*

...allegedly, none were damaged, but does not bode well, does it..?

[wyeaster]

since we are going to kill each other off it's ok.

[sb]

[oftpiste]

^^^izzat a Rover?

[splat]

^yes please. Damn.

She's 76 and you're inflating your blow up penis over that shit?
Having another one of your emotional " I stopped smoking so I'm all fukked up" tgr meltdowns?
Maybe you can get her or Betty White to send you a diaper to sniff.

[iceman]

That's a particularly brutal pic, maybe she's sick? Hey time's rough on everyone. Here she is in 2015:



She had a good run:

[splat]

I was just making fun of that guy cause he's such a know-it-all assbag.

[BmillsSkier]

Every time I hear the phrase "time can be cruel" I'm reminded of someone's old profile pic here of a very decrepit David Lee Roth with that phrase underneath.

Always gave me a chuckle.