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  1. #23476
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    I know a guy who hit a bear on his bike in New Hampshire, said they both went flying, sat up, looked at each other and then hauled ass away in opposite directions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFugitive View Post
    I'm no expert but I think they call that the golden glove

  3. #23478
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    Yer day is not as bad as this guy

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BT45JkDBB1h/
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I know a guy who hit a bear on his bike in New Hampshire, said they both went flying, sat up, looked at each other and then hauled ass away in opposite directions.
    Black bears are terrified of people and adorable snuggle buddies.
    Guy north of here biked into a grizzly last year. He did not live to tell the tale.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  5. #23480
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    ^

    Don't cross a female black bear with cubs in the spring though. I saw one chase off a much larger male with intent to kill it, happened right outside our cabin at Moosehead Lake in ME years ago...Animal Kingdom from the window.

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    Not Dazed but another great stoner comedy

    "Older the berry, the sweeter the juice."

    "Man, it’s the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."

    "Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too."

  7. #23482
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    I was stopped behind this school bus today. WTF?
    Click image for larger version. 

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  8. #23483
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    sometimes they slip into the air system

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    I got left on old blue chair at Bachelor for about a half hour one afternoon after closing.

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    it's different when your parents slip the liftie a $20

  11. #23486
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    Quote Originally Posted by steepconcrete View Post
    I got left on old blue chair at Bachelor for about a half hour one afternoon after closing.
    Word! Same happened to me when I was about 9 on the yellow chair at Mt. Brighton Michigan one late night ski. I screamed my ass off at the stoned liftie till he realized I was up there as he tried to walk towards the parking lot.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Im told here was a fire episode last summer with a jug of gas and crazy saskys. I was asleep but thy said shit got rowdy ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Word! Same happened to me when I was about 9 on the yellow chair at Mt. Brighton Michigan one late night ski. I screamed my ass off at the stoned liftie till he realized I was up there as he tried to walk towards the parking lot.
    I was around the same age. We were just a few towers from the top. Luckily a patrol on sweep saw us.

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    are you both lawyers now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steepconcrete View Post
    I was around the same age. We were just a few towers from the top. Luckily a patrol on sweep saw us.
    No shit?!? Same lift?!?

    Fucking dopers.



    Maybe we skied together in a former life. Were you there the day Challenge had an "avalanche"?

    We launched off the "Death Cookie" for months after it.

    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    are you both lawyers now?
    I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm learned in the dentistry arts.
    I still call it The Jake.

  16. #23491
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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    I'm no expert but I think they call that the golden glove
    Funniest line I've read on TGR in a long time. Kudos.

    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    No shit?!? Same lift?!?

    Fucking dopers.
    Well, unless they moved it from Mt. Brighton Michigan to Mt. Bachelor I'd say no.

  17. #23492
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    Let's get back to the basics here kids...




















    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

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    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39869769

    An online petition has been launched by residents of the town of Benson in the US state of Arizona against a radio station which broadcast advice late at night on how to hide child pornography.

    Statements aired by the station over a two-year period gave tips on how to disguise viewing such images.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

  19. #23494
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    I luv me sum fembots

    until they try to kill me.
    watch out for snakes

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    Threadjackers......


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    They had me with the first arrow .......

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    In with the 9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Threadjackers......

    Just watched the first two episodes of that show.
    ::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.

  24. #23499
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    That's gonna leave a mark
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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