Coyote Problem

[Jer]

Rock salt 12 gauge. Pellet gun will get up to a couple inches of penetration depending on the gun and distance.

That works great as long as you have an unlimited supply of meth and intend to stay up for the next two months pulling overwatch on your yard. A much simpler option would be to spray the perimeter with wolf piss.

[Timberridge]

Everybody shit the fuck up.

Philth - spray some wolf piss around your place. This is assuming you live in wolf country.

Assuming he lives in wolf country, wouldn't this now attract wolves, and create a wolf problem?

[Jer]

No

[hawkgt]

jer sighting.... indeed, the turn is here.

how the critterz jer?

[BigDaddy]

Everybody shit the fuck up.

Philth - spray some wolf piss around your place. This is assuming you live in wolf country.

Jer's back...

[BmillsSkier]

Woah, Jer is back from the other side.

How is it over there? Does Hugh like it? Did Tedski follow the light?

[plugboots]

Hey jer, this guy works better than wolf piss:
https://vimeo.com/180051636

[irul&ublo]

Woah, Jer is back from the other side.

How is it over there? Does Hugh like it? Did Tedski follow the light?

What's next???? Sadvres and blurred?

[BmillsSkier]

What's next???? Sadvres and blurred?

I imagine one day, when we all move on to that better padded room in the sky it will be something like that.

Jer, Hugh, and Blurred, driving the threads while sadvres provides the laughs with weekly meltdowns and deletions.

Tedski is the only one allowed to post TRs.

And there's tags. Glorious, beautiful tags.

[BCMtnHound]

Anyone else getting a chuckle over the visual of Jer coercing a wild wolf to piss in a cup?

[BmillsSkier]

In the padded room afterlife wolves will do just about anything you ask them to. They're basically door prize Labradors.

And there's free ice cream for everyone.

[irul&ublo]

In the padded room afterlife wolves will do just about anything you ask them to. They're basically door prize Labradors.

And there's free ice cream for everyone.

And Honda Pilots never roll over

[BmillsSkier]

And Honda Pilots never roll over

Its basically heaven.

[jono]

And Honda Pilots never roll back over

FIFY

Also, the fuck is always shit up and no one has to say it.

[LightRanger]

And Honda Pilots never roll over

[Rontele]

Jer gives wolves handies for his perimeter

[Timberridge]

Wouldn't humans be the uber-predator in the coyote-wolf-human food chain? Could the OP invite a few friends over, provide them with a 1/2 keg of Coors Light and instruct them as to where relieve themselves?

[berko]

^That hasn't worked.

[BmillsSkier]

Try full flavor Coors?

[Timberridge]

or an IPA?

[BmillsSkier]

The bar in the padded room afterlife has 30 taps and 29 of them are west coast style IPAs.

Most of them are just fed to the pet wolves.

[irul&ublo]

I suggest Natty Ice

[El Chupacabra]

have an unlimited supply of meth and intend to stay up for the next two months pulling overwatch on your yard.

When are you coming over?

And bring those Jerantulas I ordered back in 2009 or whenever that was. Still waiting on my logski order!

[Timberridge]

Most of them are just fed to the pet wolves.

Who I guess just walk around with catheters connected to a tank in some sort of animal version of a maple syrup farm?

[BmillsSkier]

I suggest Natty Ice

That's on the rotating 30th tap.

With PBR and Schlitz.