'14/'15 Magic Shitshow aka Everybody's an Expert thread

[MMP]

Yah man. I was in DW's kitchen yesterday afternoon, and it was not in New Hampshire. Who the hell is Roark ? I thought he retired to Disney. Wait that was someone else.

[DoWork]

I definitely laughed *shakes cane at those dang teledoodlers*

[roark]

miss you too, brosef. Mark my words, I will ski Magic again this season!

[MMP]

miss you too, brosef. Mark my words, I will ski Magic again this season!

Meet me in Colorado! My kid still has my bright green jacket. Bring yours. Imagine that. If only you telemarked, that would it be fabulous. FABULOUS!!!!!

[RustyGroomer]

you 2 dorks work on those Avatarzzz together??

[roark]

you 2 dorks work on those Avatarzzz together??

I've had mine since you were uppernot. No zzz's in mine, just that sexy 70's vibe just like Magic has.

[RustyGroomer]

Looking forward to "roark day". Let us know if you need anything. You know we got skis & all that stuff.

[DoWork]

Looking forward to "roark day". Let us know if you need anything. You know we got skis & all that stuff.

It's always amazed me how much sweet gear is floating around the place, not to mention how willing people are to loan it out.

[MMP]

Looking forward to "roark day". Let us know if you need anything. You know we got skis & all that stuff.

i insist that he uses my gear.

[Peruvian]

I'm really starting to hate my F-I-L. All I want this fall is to go to Ullrfest and take a bike trip to Europe. But he and my M-I-L are moving to FLA and need tons of help, so I have to pack, drive a car to FLA, help unpack, etc. He's owned the house since May but he finally has decided when to move.

Guess which weekend......

[Gepeto]

I'm really starting to hate my F-I-L. All I want this fall is to go to Ullrfest and take a bike trip to Europe. But he and my M-I-L are moving to FLA and need tons of help, so I have to pack, drive a car to FLA, help unpack, etc. He's owned the house since May but he finally has decided when to move.

Guess which weekend......

No problem, just slit the radiator hose just before go time!

Continue to plan accordingly

[Vt-Freeheel]

Guess which weekend......

[Gepeto]

Go to the nearest nursing home or assisted living and ask the staff if anyone wants to deliver your outlaws...

too outside the box?

[DoWork]

I'm really starting to hate my F-I-L. All I want this fall is to go to Ullrfest and take a bike trip to Europe. But he and my M-I-L are moving to FLA and need tons of help, so I have to pack, drive a car to FLA, help unpack, etc. He's owned the house since May but he finally has decided when to move.

Guess which weekend......

Guess which weekend is the finals/qualification for Patrol training too. Fkna man, I just can't catch a break. No idea what I'm going to do. Probably say "fuck patrol' at this point. Getting pretty tired of the general inability of people to return inquiries for months at a time or even at all. Literally started putting emails and VMs in early June. Fuckin' clowns, I tells ya.

[Peruvian]

Guess which weekend is the finals/qualification for Patrol training too. Fkna man, I just can't catch a break. No idea what I'm going to do. Probably say "fuck patrol' at this point. Getting pretty tired of the general inability of people to return inquiries for months at a time or even at all. Literally started putting emails and VMs in early June. Fuckin' clowns, I tells ya.

Is 10/17 set in stone?

It seems like you, of all people, should be able to attend!

[Timberridge]

OK, which one of you hardcore Magicians got married at the mountain?

http://www.magicmtn.com/

[BigDaddy]

Guess which weekend is the finals/qualification for Patrol training too. Fkna man, I just can't catch a break. No idea what I'm going to do. Probably say "fuck patrol' at this point. Getting pretty tired of the general inability of people to return inquiries for months at a time or even at all. Literally started putting emails and VMs in early June. Fuckin' clowns, I tells ya.

No pig and no host?... What about the following weekend. Might need a few certified patrollers

(oh and you're one to talk about returning messages... )

[stayalert]

following weekend following weekend following weekend…Please please please please

[Timberridge]

They might be booked for a wedding.

[DoWork]

No pig and no host?... What about the following weekend. Might need a few certified patrollers

(oh and you're one to talk about returning messages... )

Dude they haven't even told me when they start yet! At the end of my rope with these fkn guys.

[stayalert]

What do you expect????

[DoWork]

What do you expect????

I was thinking maybe a returned message or callback over the course of a few months would be pretty standard. Maybe even some useful information or scheduling posted somewhere of relevance to interested parties?

Crazy talk, I know. Oh well.

[Peruvian]

^^^are we still talking about Magic or the ski patrol dealeo?

[DoWork]

^^^are we still talking about Magic or the ski patrol dealeo?

Ski patrol, which isn't even magic's ski patrol fwiw. It seems to be a recurring theme for SP directors everywhere to completely ignore people.

[Timberridge]

Ski patrol, which isn't even magic's ski patrol fwiw. It seems to be a recurring theme for SP directors everywhere to completely ignore people.

Next time you leave a message, don't say "Hi, just checking in...blah-blah." Tell them you're goddamn fucking Dowork from Magic Mtn. and you want some answers or heads will roll at NSP.