JONATHON WADE

[skifishbum]

did you mention what a big deal your aggro blow snortin bro is yet? wipe his cum off your face and get a clue
-a 1%er from the less aggro canyon

[powder11]

If the guy has been working at the Peruvian for 20 years, I'm sure they've heard it and seen it a thousand times before. Guests from back east probably get off on his coreness with the whole north shore surf break tough guy talk ands all. Rather than get his employer involved, I think a more funny turn of events would be turning Jonny Wade on to the TGR forums.

[systemoverblow'd]

Fuck you beater clowns.

JW and Brooke have a long history of antagonism and don't need anonymous internet toughguy douchebags pouring gas on this fire.

Wade says some crazy shit, he always has, but he is one of the most passionate skiers in the canyon. He skis more than 99% of the people on this board, and he's been doing it for 20 years like a fucking maniac.


This whole scenario is fucking bullshit. Leave it to a fucking Watson freshman beater cutting line with a fucking gaper-pro to blow this shit up. Unbelievable.

I missed this whole thing so I'm not taking sides, but from the sound of everyone here (even your admission) this guy is agro as fuck.

Are you honestly saying that because he skis more than anyone else he can act any way he wants to whomever he wants at anytime?

Holy fucking shit. I knew some of you liked pumping your chest about how many days and how much vert you get and like to look down to others who don't, but that logic is infuckingsanity. You are out of your mind! I can't even understand how anyone would rationalize something with "yeah dude but he fucking rips on skis".

What a lunatic you are.

[Skidog]

Fuck you beater clowns.

JW and Brooke have a long history of antagonism and don't need anonymous internet toughguy douchebags pouring gas on this fire.

Wade says some crazy shit, he always has, but he is one of the most passionate skiers in the canyon. He skis more than 99% of the people on this board, and he's been doing it for 20 years like a fucking maniac.


This whole scenario is fucking bullshit. Leave it to a fucking Watson freshman beater cutting line with a fucking gaper-pro to blow this shit up. Unbelievable.

Seriously??? you're going to go there? I dont give a shit how long he's been skiing. I been skiing 30 fucking years and i dont treat people with disrespect like this douche does...you dont talk to women like that...do you think he'd like it if you assaulted his mother with words like that? I think not...dudes a loose cannon. Im glad it was caught on gaper pro...even if luffers is totally in the wrong (he is) it still doesnt condone the actions taken by Mr Wade, this outs him to the entire Alta community.

Why didnt Wade confront the 3 peeps in front of luffers when he skied up? Were they bigger than luffers? I didnt notice an orange jacket with that crew in front of luffy...guess Mr Wade picks and chooses who to assault based on how he believes it will go for him...one day he's going to mouth off to the wrong person and get fucked up. I hope im there to see that.

Just cause he's been wasting his pathetic life in the pdog for the last 15 fucking years as a housekeeper doesnt make him any more passionate than ole luffers or me for that matter...

[Sessiøn]

Fuck you beater clowns.

JW and Brooke have a long history of antagonism and don't need anonymous internet toughguy douchebags pouring gas on this fire.

Wade says some crazy shit, he always has, but he is one of the most passionate skiers in the canyon. He skis more than 99% of the people on this board, and he's been doing it for 20 years like a fucking maniac.


This whole scenario is fucking bullshit. Leave it to a fucking Watson freshman beater cutting line with a fucking gaper-pro to blow this shit up. Unbelievable.

You should suck his dick and get it over with.

[AKPogue]

Where do we find the facebook war? I could use some entertainment!

[PassTheDutchie]

Where do we find the facebook war? I could use some entertainment!

Aggro douchebag is douche. Colter who posts here when convenient to him sings his "Papabro"'s praises over this incident and loves it the whole time even when (name edited), aka "Papa Bro" totally disrespects a long time Alta girl for respectfully disagreeing with him saying things as quoted:



Quotes are between (name edited) and anonymous chick.
See the whole shitshow here if fb allows you, it allowed me: http://www.facebook.com/colter.hinchliffe Scroll down a few posts.


Keep it classy Alta.

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[jonzo]

This has made my Tuesday morning following a week out there nothing but a pleasant surprise. Original infraction by luffski was stupid (hell, I'm a newbie from the NE and even I didn't try to use that "in" despite noting the lack of signage), but this guy is a freakin' moron. It's a good thing all this cat does is make beds and wash dishes, otherwise business at Alta would plummet.

[krick]

So I guess TGR is now going to help this guy completly wreck his life His for real life, such as it is.

Nope - Wade clearly doesn't need any help in that department.

[TahoeJ]

If he's been skiing there for 20 years, shouldn't he know better by now? This incident could save him in the long run - guy's with anger issues like that usually end up in prison if they don't get put in check before then.

[bendtheski]

Wade reminds me of all the rage addicted douchers that populate the roadways who seem to feel as though it's their sacred duty to impose their will on others and enforce their interpretation of the law, or in this case, the rules regarding the lift line-up.

Nobody asked you to police the lift corral shit stain! You're out of your authority!
Now go clean some toilets. NTTAWWT

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

Jonathan Wade Sounds like your dyke ass just got the sandpaper dildo. Stay outta Malibu is something you wouldn't get cuz you ain't no dude & u definitely don't abide. Go cry yourself to sleep tonight while I bang out the pow & the ho
Saturday at 4:57pm · Like
Jonathan Wade R u crying yet. Come by the pdog & we'll give u a hanky only lightly used
Saturday at 4:58pm · Like
Jonathan Wade Oh yeah, I can smell u from here so again I must remind you, us strapping mofo's don't want rotten crotch
Saturday at 5:00pm · Like
Brook Bernier Sure wade, go rape that shit. Congrats on being the honorary chair of the alta chapter of NAMBLA, you really are the "soul" of the pdog. Woof woof.
Saturday at 5:04pm · Like
Jonathan Wade Consensus is your the cunt of Alta so stay happy. You ain't your sister
Saturday at 5:05pm · Like
Jonathan Wade Oh by the way I'm smiling right now. R u?
Saturday at 5:06pm · Like
Jonathan Wade It's called etiquette to know where you can enter a lift line. You wanna stick up for tools. I guess you're a tool too. Hit that sand paper dildo hard tool
Saturday at 5:08pm · Like
Jonathan Wade Good volley yet you've already proved yourself an idiot. Hopefully I can see you on high boy at the end of the year poser. You can't have a taste of the wade cuz I know better than to fuck angry lesbians. Go munch some carpet that ain't as "diseased" as yours. Don't need to yell you what I bang cuz I'm a gentleman when it comes to that. Thanx for asking tho. U ain't your sister. Keep hating tho it suits you
Saturday at 5:23pm · Like
Jonathan Wade Oh & I've made a living outta skiing powder everyday. You've made a living outta what?
Saturday at 5:23pm · Like
Jonathan Wade Still smiling. I know you hate I can feel it seeping thru your lesbian liberal spew. Keep being jealous of what you don't have & never will! You ain't your sister. Talk to your mommy & your therapist cuz I just got off the mountain again & I can't stop smiling
Saturday at 5:28pm · Like
Jonathan Wade ‎& I quote brook when I say "There were at least three other people CUTTING line in front of him...." Enuf said. Cutters have no etiquette &/or the capacity for higher functioning brain activity to comprehend where the line actually starts.
Saturday at 5:39pm · Like
Brook Bernier Your brain is fried. These posts are priceless. The soul of alta. magna cum laude, university of alta. fraternity of pdog. Original home of the circle jerk. (oh yeah, I'm crying, boo hoo) the laundry maid kicked me off his beach. Seriously, Facebook doesn't even get better than this. Thanks for the good time sugarpants. Alta wouldnt be the same without you.
Saturday at 6:18pm · Like
John Sweeney HIGH....JACKED!
Saturday at 6:35pm · Like
Jonathan Wade What do you do except judge? Again I must quote you "there were at least three other people cutting line in front of him...." Hmmm, what does cutting mean to you. Do you have etiquette. You just presume to know what is right & wrong. You presume to know I sniff coke before I go skiing. Not that I care what you think cuz you're a judgmental freak who thinks your opinion must be right. I'm glad I've gotten this kind of response from you cuz it at least slightly will make you look in the mirror (scary sight that must be, you have a precious Facebook photo...woof, argh you scallywag). You might seriously need a good cry or a therapist from the sound of all your posts. I'm still smiling but I truly feel like you need help & cuz I can't just be callous that makes me feel a little sorry for you. I don't need to put anymore fuel on your fire. It's plenty stoked & the flames are visible all the way up here on my Alta (Latin for higher) perch where I choose to be cuz I'm a homeowner in the valley who skis every day
Saturday at 6:50pm · Like
Colter J. Hinchliffe hahaahaha! let the rant rage on forever! papa bro is the man.
Saturday at 6:55pm · Like · 5
Jonathan Wade The rant must live as long as there are line cutters. I will speak for the little man (or woman) who doesn't feel the courage & strength in their conviction to fight for what's right. What I may point out tho to those who are oblivious, the audio in our anti-hero's video clearly shows there were other voices echoing my sentiment. Right is right.
Saturday at 7:05pm · Like · 2
Christopher Whitaker the china man is the issue here
Saturday at 7:27pm · Like
Jonathan Wade China man is not the preferred nomenclature! Asian American please.
Saturday at 8:15pm · Like
Justin Lati this is gettin out of control
Saturday at 8:22pm · Like · 1
Colter J. Hinchliffe no its not man. its already gotten out o conrol
Saturday at 8:23pm · Like · 4
Justin Lati trew trew
Saturday at 8:23pm · Like · 1
Jonathan Wade We're talkin about drawing a line in the sand.... Across this line you do not....,
Saturday at 8:27pm · Like · 2
Brett Shredmunds Yea, sorry Brooke, but WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!? I got a job at Alta 10 years ago, and at that time the "Aggro Douche" you speak of, had worked at Alta for about 10 years before I got that job... Your voice is a weak sound amongst this discussion.
Saturday at 8:27pm · Like · 3
Brett Shredmunds Like really, WHO ARE YOU?!? Do you work at Alta?? Because this is a discussion for Alta folk, and your voice goes against Alta folk and the proper method of doing things. Whether it be folding laundry, waiting in line, or enjoying white powder (all types), Wade is a guy who does all those things to the 100% fullest, properly getting the job done...

& YOU, have shown us you're proper way of getting the job done, which is making yourself sound like a fucking idiot, and based on what you have said, I have never met you but I know that you are a 100% cluelesss moron hopeless individual who spends their time wasting time leaving their aggression behind via comments on the Internet...

Come hang out at the Pdog for a few hours and be real about how you feel. And after you leave, tell me about how YOU feel. What a fucking waste of our time. My mom's name is Brooke, what a fucking disgrace to a respectable name.
Saturday at 8:39pm · Like · 5
Patrick Chamberlin AMEN!!!!!!!
Saturday at 9:01pm · Like
Charlie Smith i love it one of the only reasons to get a go pro what a loser
Saturday at 9:52pm · Like · 1
Jonathan Wade Your point has already been made moot. You are an inane arguement
Saturday at 10:20pm · Like · 1
William Fenn Facebook was actually a deal with the devil...to make mostly sane folk go at each other like rabid monkeys.
Saturday at 10:32pm · Like · 3
Brett Shredmunds ‎@ Brooke, it's not our job to tell other people how to do their jobs... We already have a job, skiing Powder respectably, and we're going to focus on that!
Saturday at 10:50pm · Like · 2
Jonathan Wade You were dissing the liftie a few hours ago. Maybe your judge of character is skewed. I wouldn't say you've shown yourself to be shrewd through your incredible display of vernacular. When I hired Brett (no additional e on the end of his name oh perceptive one) he was a very sage 19. You must really see yourself as an astute individual. Stick to scheisting people out of their money in real estate. You might be better at that
Saturday at 11:35pm · Like · 1

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

Colter J. Hinchliffe haha. this shit is great. william fenn, whoever you are, you must know that none here is anywhere near the mostly sane of folk. and to brooke.... give it up girl. the guy was an idiot trying cut everyone. isnt that obvious by the video the guy posted of himself acting like a lil biatch? thank god papa bro was there to stop the bleeding. telling a lifty... haha. ur funny. what would that have done. he'd a been a few chairs ahead by then.
Saturday at 11:54pm · Like · 1
Jonathan Wade You simple said what. Work on your presentation there oh perceptive one. You have gathered so many facts from such little evidence. Get yourself a clue now & stop rushing to judgement. You will always bring a smile to my face. Most simpletons do.
Sunday at 12:00am · Like · 1
Jonathan Wade Funny your degree is in what. You're a scheister plain & simple. Sell your bullshit to somebody who wants to buy a bridge to nowhere. You're language was exemplary through this thread. Your holier than thou attitude is really quite sickening. Your perception is so skewed by I don't know what that I feel bad for the therapist/boyfriend/girlfriend that you find on your beaten down path. Sounds like Alta has spurned you & if there is ever a hope for you than you must let go of your sanctimonious judgement. Good luck. Oh yeah, I remember meeting you & you are utterly forgettable. Alta will be just fine without you. It's been turning a profit since long before you were thought of. Try not to overheat your brain figuring out why you suck. I'm done with you & I consider this thread dead weight. Hope you can look past your own idiocy. Try bumping chairs for a season & maybe you'll respect the industry. Try to genuinely serve someone & maybe you'll respect the Peruvian. Good luck to you Brook. Hope you find what you're looking for! Just not in Alta
Sunday at 1:11am · Like · 1
Jonathan Wade Oh by the way the "kid with a go pro" works in Alta & has already been told by his coworkers the error of his ways. Not really a kid. Try not to cry for him...cry for yourself
Sunday at 1:15am · Like · 1
Jonathan Wade Although Brook definitely had warranted the slings & arrows I threw her way the public nature of this forum makes me feel it imperative to apologize to everyone but her. Some of my verbiage, although excepted vernacular in the context of this thread, turned base & I should never allow myself to stoop to the level of the ignorant.
Sunday at 8:21am · Like
Mica Brownlie Wow! Pat, you said it best, "facebookin don't get much better than that bub."
Sunday at 10:54am · Like · 1
Brook Bernier if you read my original post, i simply said "put a rope up". it is a very simple solution to a problem that seems to pervade the alta experience. instead of being pro active and preventing the problem in the first place, its as though the "problem" is invited, every single time, so the big douchebaggery showdown can begin, and everyone in line gets to witness it. i have seen it multiple times at alta. this is also not just my opinion. alta has a solid reputation for this and also the above sexually explicit, violent, woman-hating sentiments stated above. i find it interesting that jon keeps circling around attacking my genitals, my sexual orientation, shoving sand papered dildos in my vagina. comments like, "You can't have a taste of the wade cuz I know better than to fuck angry lesbians. Go munch some carpet that ain't as "diseased" as yours. Don't need to yell you what I bang cuz I'm a gentleman when it comes to that." " Hit that sand paper dildo hard tool" - "Douche your twat & keep your stink outta alta." "I can smell u from here so again I must remind you, us strapping mofo's don't want rotten crotch" "I can feel it seeping thru your lesbian liberal spew. Keep being jealous of what you don't have & never will" "Sounds like your dyke ass just got the sandpaper dildo" wow. that's a lot of hatred wade. and for what? because i said that video was a buzz kill? because i said that alta has a problem with rampant douchebaggery? you really drove it home "papa bro". you really show me who's the boss, huh? this idea you have, that i must want to troll the pdog looking for "strapping mofo's" or that i "can't have a taste of the wade"....are you for real? can you see how utterly broken your mind is? and this pre-occupation for insisting that i "cry" over this? really? is that where you get your power rush from? making women cry? and yes wade, i feel sorry for your children, and the woman that is now connected to you through them. thank god you do not have any daughters. heaven forbid she disagree with you, or you'll whip out your sandpapered dildo and really show her who's boss. really nice wade. you're just the kind of man alta and the pdog need to represent them publicly and otherwise. you've made alta's back-slapping, good 'ol boys proud. way to keep the alta spirit alive.
Sunday at 11:04am · Like · 3
Mica Brownlie touche
Sunday at 11:09am · Like
Kevin Perron ‎... ill be on the slow and happy hike across the street from alta smokin a nice spliff .. while all u fight over ur chairs haha...
Sunday at 1:16pm · Like · 2
Jonathan Wade There's a BIG difference between women & whatever kind of hate spewing spawn you are. Give up, you lose! You don't get it & never will. Keep your phony goldbricking ass out of my slopeside community. The feeling is obviously mutual as my aforementioned statement referenced with you & your therapist/boyfriend/girlfriend. I know how to treat ladies. You threw the notion out of your ladylike leanings before I said word one. Tell yourself whatever you gotta. Alta is doing just fine without you so just quit already. Thanx for confirming the power my words have over you. Are you looking in the mirror? I'm still smiling! Enjoy Park City for awhile. The power elite probably think you are really cool
Sunday at 1:36pm · Like
Patrick Chamberlin warning: Never stand in the middle of the "circle jerk" ever again!!!!
20 hours ago · Like · 1
Brook Bernier ‎"https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429380_10150712353816410_626881409_11302712_938543 071_n.jpg"
19 hours ago · Like
Brook Bernier ‎"Don’t focus on the guys who hate you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the piles of dog shit."
19 hours ago · Like
Jonathan Wade Don't focus on the clueless. They'll lead you into a ski school/patrol only line with total disregard for the patience of others. Don't shit where you eat either. Occasionally you may shit in a park tho, just not on top of picnickers
12 hours ago · Like
Brook Bernier ‎"don't argue with a nobody. A farmer doesn't tell a PIG his breath smells like shit"
12 hours ago · Like
Jonathan Wade ‎"A pig sleeps & roots in shit." People with a keen sense of the obvious don't consult a farmer on what his pig's breath smells like. They stay out of the ski school/patrol only line when the regular line has a lot of people biding their time. They may ride with Dave "The Farmer" if he's single however. Wait, I did exactly that on 3/2 & Dave told me something about how Muslims don't eat pigs at all. My other buddy the "powder pig" Messier loves to eat bacon on a pow day. What clever observations they had for me
12 hours ago · Like · 2
Jake Young Jonathan Wade ♥ Cock
8 hours ago · Like · 1
Peter Horseberg Jonathan Wade ♥ Jer's cock.
about an hour ago · Like
Wasatch Powder Skis yo laundry housekeeper boy best check yoself fore yo wreck yoself.

[Skidog]

Love that WSP chimes in on the FB thread....

[brutah]

just further proof of the entitled douchebaggery of alta.

lots of holier than thou douches at alta, i don't really see what the big deal is. This whole thing is pretty funny, but just emphasizes how many douchebags there are up in little cottonwood. that place is full of em. its weird that people that devote their life to skiing become super salty, but i guess that's what happens when you allow the ski industry to anally rape you for years.

It's actually the same at any ski area, trust me aggro, salty, "longtime" locals are everywhere.

all the douchebaggery doesn't really bother me, usually its pretty entertaining. then again I'm the best skier on the mountain, so they wouldn't dare mess with me

Seriously??? you're going to go there? I dont give a shit how long he's been skiing. I been skiing 30 fucking years and i dont treat people with disrespect like this douche does...

yea but you STILL SUCK at skiing

[MTT]

From reading this stuff, I guess if you work in house keeping @ a Hotel on a Ski resort you suck at life?
Probably better to be on welfare or something than do a job like that Right?
How shitty is it to use what someone does for a living as a means to belittle them.
That’s fucked up.

[systemoverblow'd]

Someone should post the Alta is for racists picture to that little thread. It would make it complete.

[TheMessenger]

just further proof of the entitled douchebaggery of alta.

lots of holier than thou douches at alta, i don't really see what the big deal is.

If you think that's bad, try the backcountry up there. About 10x the amount of holier than thou douchebaggery.

[Shepherd Wong]

Does anyone know if Jonathan Wade drives a red and white pickup truck? I've seen it parked outside the PDOGG a few times and it's likely an employee's. The last time I remember seeing that truck was when I was driving down the canyon and it was coming up. It crossed over the center line and totaled the car I was in. Didn't stop or anything, I remember thinking who does that shit? Well I guess I can think of someone now.

[MTT]

It's actually the same at any ski area, trust me aggro, salty, "longtime" locals are everywhere.

And every once in awhile we see a thread about poor old XXXXX got banned from XXXXX. Dam that sucks, that not fair.

People seem to forget that a Ski area is a buisness. The resort runs the resort, not the long time locals. We all have our home mountain. Our freinds are there.
But when you start becomming part of the problem and cause discomfort for visitors. You get uninvited.

So about that lift line. I pretty much always enter the lift from where Luffy was. The only time I come up the other way is when I am comming from the GMD.
Seems the Lift operations caused that mess. also seems if the rad locals comming down off the run lined up in that same place it would have been much more even, and the other line would not have been running clear to the FUCKING Parking lot.

What kinda BS is that. If its not an entry way to the lift then why is it open like that, what 2 min to put a rope accross there. But No I think it was opened like that with the intent of breaking up the access.

[Poop~Ghost]

Peter Horseberg Jonathan Wade ♥ Jer's cock


I like the cut this guy's jib.

[Skidog]

yea but you STILL SUCK at skiing

Thanks bro....keep it "core"

[MTT]

And its SNOWING!

As I sit here at my work computer, typing on TGR (Not Skiing)

[Skidog]

From reading this stuff, I guess if you work in house keeping @ a Hotel on a Ski resort you suck at life?
Probably better to be on welfare or something than do a job like that Right?
How shitty is it to use what someone does for a living as a means to belittle them.
That’s fucked up.

Guess its perfectly fine to belittle anyone they want like Mr Wade does in public forums?...anything this tool gets in any of these threads he has coming to him...

[MagnificentUnicorn]

It's actually the same at any ski area, trust me aggro, salty, "longtime" locals are everywhere.

It's actually the dorks that only show up on "big" days that get all aggro at my hill, that and west side tourists. "Wait your turn dude, we don't do it that way. There's enough for everyone." The daily skiers are cool.