JONATHON WADE

[Lonnie]

"a long history of antagonism" this is a fabrication. i do not know jon wade. as you can clearly see from his attacks on me, he has absolutely NO idea who i am. NONE. we don't know each other.

But I know you...

[ICEHOCEY77]

i'm going to upper deck some toilets at the p-dogg next time I'm up at the top of little cottonwood!!!!
pay back's a bitch, don't fuck with JONG maggots, only maggots get to fuck with the JONGS!

FTW.

[JoeStrummer]

hi, i'm brook. i appreciate the support. i'd like to clarify here that i have never met jon wade or even had a real life, or facebook conversation with him. i have simply seen him once, at the pdog, acting like an aggressive douchebag....amped up, making a scene. it made an impression on me, and i remember exactly who he is. when i first posted on the video, i was unaware who the aggro ski stomper was. so it is not true, "that we know each other", or have ever had a conversation as was posted here. this is a fabrication.

I don't really have all the subtext on this saga so I'm not sure whether a "Tits or GTFO" would be appropriate here?

[altabrook]

"this girl who he has known for 15 years who skis at the Bird and loves to talk shit about Alta. " also a fabrication. i have had an altabird pass for 5 of the last 7 years. this has nothing to do with one resort or the other. i simply said alta is rife with douchebags. that's an obvious fact. the tram stinks and is filled with douchebags too. so what.

"Hi Onno. I post anonymously on a very important internet message board with an avatar of a black guy in a hood who is saying 'you gonna get raped'. Yes...thats right. I'm very concerned about a POV video by of one of your Watson employees who gets called out by Johnny Wade after cutting line at Wildcat. Yes...he stepped on his topsheets...barbaric. Then he wrote a bunch of crazy shit on Facebook to this girl who he has known for 15 years who skis at the Bird and loves to talk shit about Alta. Have I mentioned what a big deal I am on TGR?"

[Hutch]

I don't really have all the subtext on this saga so I'm not sure whether a "Tits or GTFO" would be appropriate here?

I considered and rejected that, since what's his name already told her he could smell her vagina on Facebook.

[Tippster]

Am I the only one who finds this melodrama boring?

[joetron]

"a long history of antagonism" this is a fabrication. i do not know jon wade. as you can clearly see from his attacks on me, he has absolutely NO idea who i am. NONE. we don't know each other.

My bad. Based on his comments, I thought you were someone else. I'm sorry you got dragged into all this bullshit. I'm sorry I dragged myself into this bullshit.

[brutah]

Does this happen anytime there's a bony season?

no, this is pretty common behavior at the top of little cottonwood.
snow depth has no effect on aggro douchebag skiers

[senior researcher]

GOLD! pure GOLD!

[MMP]

"this girl who he has known for 15 years who skis at the Bird and loves to talk shit about Alta. " also a fabrication. i have had an altabird pass for 5 of the last 7 years. this has nothing to do with one resort or the other. i simply said alta is rife with douchebags. that's an obvious fact. the tram stinks and is filled with douchebags too. so what.

I considered and rejected that, since what's his name already told her he could smell her vagina on Facebook.

she seems like she would have a very nice vagina.

[OSECS]

You should suck his dick and get it over with.

Why do you think he hasn't or isn't currently ????

[jfost]

you east coast people are funny.

[GeezerSteve]

Am I the only one who finds this melodrama boring?

Fuck, I hope not

[Jer]

8 hours ago · Like · 1
Peter Horseberg Jonathan Wade ♥ Jer's cock.

So this guy works at the Peruvian you say? he wouldn't happen to have piercing blue eyes, would he?

[userA]

If anything good comes out of this whole debacle, it will be that people will get an idea of how they look like an asshole, whether they are the one cutting in line or the one freaking out about the guy cutting in line.

While patiently waiting in the line up at the bottom chair today, some douchebag skied up and cut in front of me. I didn't say anything. I thought about the luffski vid. In years past I might have intentionally placed my board on his skis. Instead I just chilled and slowly worked my way past him.

He knew he was trying to snake, so he didn't say shit. I didn't want to be an asshole so I didn't say shit. Doesn't really matter anyway.

We've all cut in line, and we've all called out other people for cutting in line.

as a GRE what i saw today was orderly and polite and all line situations were handled with dignity and class. i feel more resorts could use GRE's to quell the agro disposition of some guests.
gather nicely
GuestRelationExpert
bobby

[leroy jenkins]

hi, i'm brook. i appreciate the support. i'd like to clarify here that i have never met jon wade or even had a real life, or facebook conversation with him. i have simply seen him once, at the pdog, acting like an aggressive douchebag....amped up, making a scene. it made an impression on me, and i remember exactly who he is. when i first posted on the video, i was unaware who the aggro ski stomper was. so it is not true, "that we know each other", or have ever had a conversation as was posted here. this is a fabrication.

Guy sounds even classier now.

If you need someone to cuddle with, send me a pm. I like cuddling with lesbians.

So this guy works at the Peruvian you say? he wouldn't happen to have piercing blue eyes, would he?

There is a guy that skis around altabird named jer, who I dont think is you. This guy is like a GSA lite. I have seen him skiing in bounds with a pack with crampons and ice axe lashed to the outside during a deep powder day. He is also overweight.

[GiBo]

Am I the only one who finds this melodrama boring?

No, you're not. In fact, don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore. I'll wait a couple of days and then ask someone to do one of those recaps.

[Danno]

My bad. Based on his comments, I thought you were someone else. I'm sorry you got dragged into all this bullshit. I'm sorry I dragged myself into this bullshit.

WTF? An apology and a mea culpa? What kind of place do you think this is? The is the internet, buddy, and reasonable behavior has no place here!

[Tunco]

In a nutshell....

[Danno]

No, you're not. In fact, don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore. I'll wait a couple of days and then ask someone to do one of those recaps.

I could use one too. There's like 15 characters and a greek tragedy going on here. And with all that, it doesn't involve Parvo?

[montanaskier]

how has this John Wade fella not posted here yet?

[Poop~Ghost]

I hate to reuse this... but I think this thread deserves it.

[Art Shirk]

I could use one too. There's like 15 characters and a greek tragedy going on here. And with all that, it doesn't involve Parvo?

1- Dude 1 acts like douche
2- Dude 2 acts like douche
3- Dude 1 uploads footage from GoPro of aggregate douchiness, neglects own douchiness and thus creates an ironic douche-laden vortex of uberdouche and invites other douches to douche up his thread
3- Dude 2 ups the douche ante with FB douchiness
4- Parvo has sex with boss and lies about it

[hawkgt]

1- Dude 1 acts like douche
2- Dude 2 acts like douche
3- Dude 1 uploads footage from GoPro of aggregate douchiness, neglects own douchiness and thus creates an ironic douche-laden vortex of uberdouche and invites other douches to douche up his thread
3- Dude 2 ups the douche ante with FB douchiness
4- Parvo has sex with boss and lies about it

This describes all threads in TGR! Win

[liv2ski]

Fuck and here I have been telling all my surfing buds how chill skiing is compared to surfing and then I read this thread. Sounds like Alta can be like Sunset Cliffs. Local douchbags fucking everywhere.