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    boobies, boobies pleeze.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    1- Dude 1 acts like douche
    2- Dude 2 acts like douche
    3- Dude 1 uploads footage from GoPro of aggregate douchiness, neglects own douchiness and thus creates an ironic douche-laden vortex of uberdouche and invites other douches to douche up his thread
    3- Dude 2 ups the douche ante with FB douchiness
    4- Parvo has sex with boss and lies about it
    In between your two number threes, there was numerous thread creation and then deletion and then recreation and then redeletion.

    In other words, this shit delivers.

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    Sorry guys, as I was reading this thread and my cellphone rang. The call is in per Alta Management, the video was requested to be taken down. It is my choice and out of respect for management, clientele and an excellent ski area that I enjoy skiing, the video is deleted from Youtube.

    I know I will suffer swift judgement and criticism over this action, but I feel it is the right thing to do. I stand firm in my decision. Thank you all for realizing the whole point of this matter. We all as sportsmen need to tighten up our conduct and not rage on people. Not saying people here do that, but others do and hopefully they saw this video and it reminded them to keep in check.

    Rock on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icelanticskier View Post
    boobies, boobies pleeze.

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    lol @ 4 hahaha

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    ah, thank you^^^^^^^^^^^^^^lv2ski

    luffers, buy some skinz (everyone's doing it), fuck alta, and for all of our sakes, LEAVE THE FUCKING VID ON SPEWTUBE!

    rog

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    Quote Originally Posted by luffski View Post
    We all as sportsmen ...
    Ahh yes, playing the sportsmen card. That'll class this joint right up.

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    Gotta put on the ritz yo. First season in the Wasatch and I already slammed someone's pee-pee in the car door. So much for tryin' not to make waves.

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    Luff - you really screwed the pooch here. I think at least your job is not in question. I actually feel sorry for you a bit, but you have been seriously attention whoreing it up. Just stop dude.

    JW needs to have his shit set straight by an angry man in a dark alley. People acting like that really truly deserve it. Evidence A of the world is a fucked up place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidog View Post
    Well if he loses his job over it are you willing to hire him??? I mean he'd seemingly be a great representative of any company he worked for.
    If he knows how to paint, is not afraid of heights and shows up on time, then he could be an axe murderer in his free time for all I care.
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    can i have the last 15 minutes of my life back. would someone please tell me this story from the beginning, what the fuck happened between all these parties.


    that said.

    careful alta, your jackson is showing.
    Do I detect a lot of anger flowing around this place? Kind of like a pubescent volatility, some angst, a lot of I'm-sixteen-and-angry-at-my-father syndrome?

    fuck that noise.

    gmen.

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    Wow. This thread actually makes me feel good.

    The last time I stayed at the Peruvian, I left there feeling really embarrassed and sorry for the housekeepers. I had a bit of an "incident" involving a couple of hookers that ended up covering the entire suite with puke, blood, santorum, and fecal matter pretty much everywhere. The sheets, carpet, drapes and ceiling were all irreparably soiled. I felt really sorry for the housekeeping staff that had to put up with that crime scene of a hotel room. Especially since I didn't even have the cash to leave a tip for the chambermaids.

    But now, I'm pretty proud of it. Johnny Wade, what a dick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by volklpowdermaniac View Post

    careful alta, your jackson is showing.
    you obviosuly don't ski Jackson or realize the difference in ski hills

    alta is for fat fucks who like to traverse and hang out with Mormons at night. its gotta be one of the dumbest waste of time ski hills out there. the fact that this is making pages and pages of threads proves what a miserable time is must be to ski there.

    this shit happens in Jackson all day and people dont cry on the internet. Why? because NOBODY FUCKING CARES.


    go ski some pow you racist fat assholes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sluffy View Post
    you obviosuly don't ski Jackson or realize the difference in ski hills

    alta is for fat fucks who like to traverse and hang out with Mormons at night. its gotta be one of the dumbest waste of time ski hills out there. the fact that this is making pages and pages of threads proves what a miserable time is must be to ski there.

    this shit happens in Jackson all day and people dont cry on the internet. Why? because NOBODY FUCKING CARES.


    go ski some pow you racist fat assholes
    post of the thread.

    from the Facebook posts, the girl could stand up for herself nicely. Why all the cunting towards this douche? The girl seems to hold her own just fine.
    Terje was right.

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    WHY DID OUR MODERATOR MOVE THIS? PRESSURE FROM ALTA??!!!!
    Hey d-bag - here's something for you to think about: maybe (just maybe) not everybody here has their little panties in a wad 24/7 and flies into a rage whenever somebody disagrees with them. Maybe these same mags don't take this place uber-seriously. Maybe this even includes the vast majority of the people who post here as opposed to you and like 20 other thin-skinned douchebags. Just something to think about. -JER

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    Quote Originally Posted by volklpowdermaniac View Post
    can i have the last 15 minutes of my life back. would someone please tell me this story from the beginning, what the fuck happened between all these parties.
    This:


    Followed by much cockfighting between maggots taking sides.

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    "What could possibly go wrong?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JONG SLAUGHTER View Post
    WHY DID OUR MODERATOR MOVE THIS? PRESSURE FROM ALTA??!!!!
    somethin' about ski/snowboard being for smoke. Or stoke, or sumpin. Fkn mods around here anyways...
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luffski View Post
    Sorry guys, as I was reading this thread and my cellphone rang. The call is in per Alta Management, the video was requested to be taken down.
    WTF - why? Because they think it casts Alta in a negative light? Them asking for the video to be taken down isn't going to help - it only creates the impression that they're trying to sweep it under the rug.
    "What could possibly go wrong?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by krick View Post
    This:


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    WELCOME TO FULL-ON MAGGOTDOM.

    THIS FOLKS IS HOW YOU BECOME INVINCIBLE.

    I SALUTE YOU.
    Hey d-bag - here's something for you to think about: maybe (just maybe) not everybody here has their little panties in a wad 24/7 and flies into a rage whenever somebody disagrees with them. Maybe these same mags don't take this place uber-seriously. Maybe this even includes the vast majority of the people who post here as opposed to you and like 20 other thin-skinned douchebags. Just something to think about. -JER

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    Wellz I remember the good old days when ski forum was ski related and Padded room wuz that which dun't belong anywhere else, then that polluted, so Polyass, but no hound in this hunt. R/out.

    Long Live JS/CC

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    You got your meth in my coke, bump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G View Post
    Wow. This thread actually makes me feel good.

    The last time I stayed at the Peruvian, I left there feeling really embarrassed and sorry for the housekeepers. I had a bit of an "incident" involving a couple of hookers that ended up covering the entire suite with puke, blood, santorum, and fecal matter pretty much everywhere. The sheets, carpet, drapes and ceiling were all irreparably soiled. I felt really sorry for the housekeeping staff that had to put up with that crime scene of a hotel room. Especially since I didn't even have the cash to leave a tip for the chambermaids.

    But now, I'm pretty proud of it. Johnny Wade, what a dick.

    Holy shit batman!
    Trying real hard not to picture how that went off...

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    I'm kinda disappointed brooke hasnt contacted me re: my offer to cuddle.

    No wonder there are no women here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I'm kinda disappointed brooke hasnt contacted me re: my offer to cuddle.

    No wonder there are no women here.
    For real, I thought that was a classy offer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by luffski View Post
    Gotta put on the ritz yo. First season in the Wasatch and I already slammed someone's pee-pee in the car door. So much for tryin' not to make waves.
    Yes, so much for trying to not make waves.

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