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Thread: Lamest personalized license plates

  1. #501
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    Quote Originally Posted by bren4adv View Post
    My brother-in-law spotted this one by his house a couple weeks ago. You can see coolant and other fluids leaking out of the car. Apparently the guy claimed the sun blinded him and caused him to swerve into the oncoming lane where me met another car.

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    I am sure there is not a big TGR membership from Tallahassee, FL but there used to be a metallic green hooptie with 30 inch whitewalls that had the license plate "beeotch" I should have taken the picture.

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    Forgot about this- found it on my old computer:


    What is Jonathan Taylor Thomas up to these days?
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    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.

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    I drove past a kid in a jeep today and his license plate said "mangina"

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    A mazda minivan drove by me today with plates that read:

    Igotavan
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    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

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    License plate holder on a low rider - "No fat chicks. I scrape."

    On a Prius "THAINKS''
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    'Nuf said.
    not counting days 2016-17

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    I pulled up beside this chick and asked her if she was the raccoon face. she gave me a funny look, then rolled her window back up.

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    wtf. omg. stfu.....

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    BVATRPA today on the way into work.

    No photo.

    He was actually clearly a trapper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G View Post
    I pulled up beside this chick and asked her if she was the raccoon face. she gave me a funny look, then rolled her window back up.

    I've tried for a few minutes now, but I do not get this plate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jethro View Post
    I've tried for a few minutes now, but I do not get this plate.
    A) Stop eating paint chips

    B) Find any post by Racoon Face, read it out loud. Read that plate out loud

    C) It's an incredibly dumb thing to put on a plate and she spelled it stupid

    D) Stop eating paint chips
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    I saw a some chick get out of a brand new Chevy Tahoe, and the plates said THNXDAD. Thought it was pretty funny.

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    Repeat? someone sent this to me the other day.
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    Last edited by Crock; 04-30-2011 at 07:29 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.

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    ^^^winner!!!!!^^^

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    what does it say? I cant get the attachement to work
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    How did I read this whole thread and not see my plate?
    Best Skier on the Mountain
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    Squaw Valley, USA

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    It's a van.

    With the plate: VANGINA.

    Probably either owned by someone named "Gina," or that was the claim.
    not counting days 2016-17

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    I saw a fat chick driving a car with a plate that read "ELAPHNT". Seriously.
    “I really lack the words to compliment myself today.” - Alberto Tomba

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    i got

    "SNOH"

    on my 22 plates once cause Snow has been taken for years and im cliche

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    I saw a minivan with a bumper sticker "my other car is a sleigh". (huh?) I pass by the driver, and sitting there is an old, bald, guy with a giant white beard wearing a red shirt. Santa lives in Denver.

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    Just saw a plate that said ILUVSLF, which I think means I Love Myself.

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    According to a valet I worked with, Roger Clemens had a car with ROCKET as the license and custom floor mats that said 3 Time Cy Young Winner (back when he was still in Boston). Never saw it with my own eyes though...

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    I saw:
    TWNSKIS
    today. Twin skis? Town skis? 2 Polish guys named Towinski?
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  25. #525
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    One of my buddies has TWIN TIPS... pretty lame if you ask me.

    my sister has BR4TTESH.. our last name is Battesh.

    My friend's last name is Assman and she wanted that as her license plate. They submitted it to the DMV, they said no and it was too offensive. They argued about it for a while, and now her place is AS5MAN. Winning.


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