Lamest personalized license plates

[stash searcher]

since this thread has only recently been unearthed again, here are a few around these parts:

a honda element with HELIUM (seriously)
a suburban with SRUSLY
a VW eurovan with NO MAP
a coworkers old nissan had plate WTF and constant offers to buy it.

my grandparents (now both passed) always had new hampshire PING and PONG.

I admit to having a vanity plate. couldn't resist, as they're a one time fee of $30.
My 89 toyota corolla wagon's plates are FLYWHP. picture is on home computer.

personal theory on vanity plates: more common where they are cheaper. like here, or new hampshire. it's really easy to make a one time payment of $30 for a bad idea.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Across the street from the Alchemist, Waterbury Vt.

[leroy jenkins]

I admit to having a vanity plate. couldn't resist, as they're a one time fee of $30.
My 89 toyota corolla wagon's plates are FLYWHP. picture is on home computer.

personal theory on vanity plates: more common where they are cheaper. like here, or new hampshire. it's really easy to make a one time payment of $30 for a bad idea.

You'd have to pay me a lot more than $30 to rock that plate.

[Tuckerman]

I don't know about lame but

[OrthoDoc]

Not necessarily the lamest, but certainly memorable one:

"STOLEN" on a speeding Mercedes S class.

Or

"ILOVETOFU" (a hippie chick driver)

[barnescli]

a range rover with plates "HOME ON"

[Caucasian Asian]

I got passed by five Asians in this thing:

[arewolfe]

I've seen these in real life but unfortunately no pics...

Gayest: "AT CO$T" on a '92 ford escort

2nd Gayest: GODSMCK

Funniest: "AZNBENZ" on a mitsubishi evo


...Also saw a 70's camaro with "can't touch this" rocker on the back window. SWEET BRO!

[imadoofus]

funny one -> "4 HER EGO" on a corvette driven by one of those stereotypical newport beach middle aged women.

[MightyQuinn]

L8R DUED

[TS Quint]

Saw one the other day on a jacked up Hummer - ND plates "10 MPG." What a douche.

[dumpy]

When I was probably 11 or 12 I saw a plate that said "Def Leppard" or some variant to make it short enough). even then I thought that was pretty lame.

In my early 20s, I was riding in my friend's 320i, drinking something mixed up in a gatorade bottle, listening to Nas on the way to a club, feeling like we were king shits (ahh the stupidity of youth). Then a modded up (IIRC) Neon went flying by us with the vanity plate "playa1". I made fun of that car for months. I was talking to another friend who told me that he knew the kid, guess he worked at Wally world like 60 hours a week and sunk all of his $$ into that car, that made it even funnier/more pathetic.

[Sinecure]

I wonder how long before DMV takes it back. Anyone want to buy a couple vowels - like I and U

[pappag]

Could you imagine being the cop that radios in the plate? Somehow I doubt she gets many tickets.

[HankScorpio]

Last summer I saw a middle aged women flying down the highway in brand new 911 Cabrio. Easy a $90,000 car. Plate? DVRCED

Laughed hard at that one.

[imadoofus]

saw yesterday "HGDUBYA"

[Crock]

Saw one awhile back while driving home from work that said "SNORLAX" which sparked the following conversation:

me:That's a weird one, kinda sound like...
coworker: A sleeping pill and laxative combined
me: What a terrible product! you pass out and shit yourself...

[pepperdawg]

Saw one the other day on a p1mped out Lexus....LEXTACY.....

[pappag]

As if Toyota and Prius didn't give enough of a hint ...

[RaccoonFace]

Yes, yes and more yes! It's hard to read, but it says "GOTBACN"


As seen at a church:



Not bad:


The meh plates:







Location is key:



Quite possibly... Nope, PROBABLY THE GAYEST PLATE EVAR!!!



okbye

[pappag]

Racoon for the win.

kthnkxbi

[karpiel]

MTNMAN3, seen today on Illinois plates.

[BigKuba]

[Steven S. Dallas]

^Jealous much?

[BigKuba]

^ Compensate much?

on that note, I saw a Volvo sedan with "STEEZE" plates the other day