Lamest personalized license plates

**leroy jenkins** · 07-02-2009, 02:23 PM

BOLT V on an escalade in aspen. I don't even get it.

XMS BABE on a jetta, I don't really get that one either.

**stash searcher** · 07-08-2009, 01:26 PM

GECHO
on a green echo

**dipstik** · 07-08-2009, 01:55 PM

"TOSSER"

on a bright red VW something or other in Denver.

How do you not know what a tosser is? And assuming you did, why would you put it on your car?

**Trackhead** · 07-08-2009, 01:59 PM

Personalized license plates are only slightly more lame than the vehicles that are rolling billboards for every outdoor gear company on the planet, plastered with bumper stickers from gnarnia.

**dipstik** · 07-08-2009, 02:02 PM

My friend came across this gem outside a BestBuy a couple years ago:

**Doober** · 07-08-2009, 03:02 PM

No pics but these are all in my parking garage:
DOG&CAT
CATLVR
GLFBAG
FENWAY
GOIN2MT
BEGD4IT

**toast2266** · 07-08-2009, 03:09 PM

NVRSETL, as in "never settle for a Chrysler when you could have a Boxster." errrr. wait, now I'm confused.

This one is just awesome.

**pappag** · 07-08-2009, 03:09 PM

First one reads PMPSIT (pimps it I'm guessing) and the second on a nice, expensive Mercedes-Benz minivan reads 3 TIBET ... kinda like those dumb ironic t-shirts.

**snoweater** · 07-08-2009, 03:38 PM

In VT reads "TREASUR" or something like that...funny story though.

I didn't know the guy at the time but i found his car at a lean-to that was supposed to be empty so i paid him a visit. I come around the front of the lean-to while announcing my presence and there's a sheet hanging over it and i can hear scrabbling inside. This dude comes out half dressed and red-faced like i've never seen before. Following closely behind him is a half-naked woman literally throwing her top on without bra as she comes out. (yes i got a saggy side-boob)

I explain the policies (must pay for campsite) to the guy while they are quickly gathering their shit and throwing it in the car. The guy is stuttering and muttering shit the whole time i'm trying to talk to him so I say "stop!"
and this dude turns around and yells in my face "do you know who i am?" so i say "no, but that's a good thing for you in this situation isn't it."
guy has no idea what to do and is obviously terrified to be caught cheating on his wife so i cut him some slack and say "just pay the $5 day use fee and let's leave it at that." He throws me a 20 and leaves. To top it off, i saw this guy about 1-2 times per week around town after that and laugh loudly right at him everytime...it's great.

Lesson: if you are a cheating shitbag, don't use your car with your retarded personalized license plate that tells everyone who you are!!!! dumbass is the treasurer for the town and goes to the state park IN HIS HOMETOWN to cheat on his wife.

**shaft** · 07-16-2009, 09:37 AM

Can't upload the picture.

White on white mustang convertible on La Jolla Vlg Drv San Diego:

"SON LUVR"

WTF!

**jz3** · 07-16-2009, 10:32 AM

when i was at michigan state somebody had a school plate (has a green state S on the left side) with kier or kiing after it - i cant remember now - pretty sweet though

**Caucasian Asian** · 07-16-2009, 11:58 AM

I saw a jacked up F-150 in quesnel a few years back that read 666-DVL.

It wasn't a vanity plate. And it had his insurance stickers on it, so it wasn't a gag.

**pappag** · 07-24-2009, 09:20 AM

Nothing is more lame than personalizing your license plate with the Stankees:

Equally lame is telling the whole fucking world that you're going hiking:

**pappag** · 08-06-2009, 01:07 PM

This one leaves me without speech:

**Tippster** · 08-06-2009, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian

I saw a jacked up F-150 in quesnel a few years back that read 666-DVL.

It wasn't a vanity plate. And it had his insurance stickers on it, so it wasn't a gag.

You sure it wasn't a vanity plate? Nothing says you can't request "666-DVL" and pay yer money....

**legallyillegal** · 08-06-2009, 03:10 PM

C9H 13N

Lamest?
Greatest?
Averagest?

**pappag** · 08-06-2009, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by legallyillegal

C9H 13N

Lamest?
Greatest?
Averagest?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...censes24m.html

**arewolfe** · 08-06-2009, 07:08 PM

SMURF BONER!!

**Eastside** · 08-06-2009, 07:43 PM

This and many more plates available at your local Nevada DMV

https://dmvapp.state.nv.us/PlateAV/PlateAV_Input.aspx

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**Eastside** · 08-06-2009, 08:36 PM

Hmm. BUTFKR went away. Oh well. Hours of fun with the link

**funkendrenchman** · 08-06-2009, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

BOLT V on an escalade in aspen. I don't even get it.

I believe that is a Smiddy Limo. I'm pretty sure it used to be used to identify the car when it was Lightning Limo (ie. Nell 2)

Someday, someone will spot my dad driving around with a SKI-OFFN Pennsylvania plate. Whatever, I like it.