Wasatch Conditions 09-10

**roverdoc** · 05-02-2010, 06:02 PM

FKNA...today was nice.

**ectreeskier11** · 05-02-2010, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by MESKIBUM

Well, it started off as one of the best days of the year, until I heard a pop and my knee give out. Sean Zimmerman on Ski Patrol was awesome in helping me out. I just friggen moved here so I can do this stuff more. Great day to finish my season with.

ah man if you need another new englander to brood with i just did my tib/fib on friday. what happened?

**4-TEEF'S Ghost** · 05-02-2010, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by SkiBumOfVT

^^ mmmfffggggggfffffffggggmmmm...

FKNA!

**HellgateBasement** · 05-02-2010, 07:38 PM

Siiiiick! I've been waiting for these all day!

You have my thanks.

**Steeze nuts** · 05-02-2010, 07:40 PM

No better feeling than being balls deep, or deeper, much deeper in this case, in the HO! Bird did not suck today, caught cirque rope drop off my first tram ride this morning and pillaged the whiteroom all the way back to the tram. Cant wait for knucklehead. Pics hopefully coming soon.

**mc_roon** · 05-02-2010, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by MESKIBUM

Well, it started off as one of the best days of the year, until I heard a pop and my knee give out.

same here. except for me the pop was triggered by a buried tree that also catapulted a spatula somewhere that is still unknown. so if anyone finds a spat with a blue p18 in the open area below old yeller, lots of beers are on me...

up until that moment, soooo deeep

**alma del polvo** · 05-02-2010, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by SkiBumOfVT

We broke trail to the Hoe today.

So you helped contribute to the closing of Baldy today. (as long as hoe is refering to westerly ho area)

**funkendrenchman** · 05-02-2010, 08:18 PM

Hope you don't mind... I used one of those pics on my Facebook page. I just didn't have any time for pics today. Way too much powder to ski.

**ectreeskier11** · 05-02-2010, 08:56 PM

siiiiick. mc, you all good?

**skifishbum** · 05-02-2010, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Soliskier

Really, I assume thats sarcasm? I love POV videos and don't get all the hate for them on here, but jesus dibs this one is horrible just like the other one you posted. Quality is awful to start with but it doesnt even matter cause you cant even figure out how to point the camera in the right direction! Plus waaaay to much footage of you standing in trees, looking at your partner, and generally dicking around... lets see some skiing! Please keep these to yourself in the future.

And do you have to start every thread with a mention of how crowded/uncool the bird/alta is and how you cant believe anyone would go there... Seriously every thread you somehow link to how crowded alta/bird is and how you dont like it there. WE GET IT!

Why is everyone of your posts thread cunting blabber
WE GET IT your a bitter troller.
Whatever axe you got to grind with me start a fuckin thread about it or man up and bring it to me personally
Just quit cunting up usefull threads.
You are making Soli patrol and the bcc look bad.

shit brah i just pick a couple songs I like and fill the rest from a $80 cheapo goat fuck viddy attached to the head of a middle aged ski bum don't push play otherwise there are obs in there if your observant. if that snow and run down benson and hedges was the fkna shizz sorry if my inability to entertain you is lacking
OBS
fantasy was open all open today unlike during this ski season post storm days

pac man skied 22 some sympathetic releases on shoulder but sluff was manageable as was the steep shoulder of 23
good turns to the hc valley floor.
skined back up the boundry chutes some naturals observed. All seson of knockin snow down to protect the gar bears guest on woodlawn has left the top a bit thin

Guild line well that shits always $$$ bottom at mine was going mank skinner up to flanis was arduous the little bit of sun and green housing manked w facing
5:30 drop S. to 210
still surprisingly soft although East aspects were softer.
A ski cut across E bowl to flanis only tracks observed in upper silly fork some meadow skippers wigglin

thanks to those who provided usefull obs and stoke and thanks to sb patrollers for draggin ecbrah out unless you skied that out on your own

it is what it is

Originally Posted by The Gnarwhale

What this is:

Trip Reports from the Wasatch backcountry
Observations and Conjecture about snow conditions in the Wasatch backcountry
Armchair Assessments and Monday Morning Quarterbacking regarding the topics above

and a little reminder of what this aint
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Originally Posted by The Gnarwhale

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What this is not:

Originally Posted by The Gnarwhale

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Trip Reports from in-bounds skiing
Observations and Conjecture about the length of the line at the Tram Dock

but feel free to start your own threads bout whatevez
oh and vibes to those whos plan to ski to ski again another day tomorrow didn't pan out.

**ectreeskier11** · 05-02-2010, 09:10 PM

haha sfb didn't ski outta that one bud. just picked up 120 oxycodones from the pharm though.

**skifishbum** · 05-02-2010, 09:11 PM

Will tune skis for...........

OH yeah smuggs don't feel bad we all like to go to our happy places.
sometimes I wish my happy places were a little easier to get to but if they were well fuck Jack Johnson sharings overated

**MultiVerse** · 05-02-2010, 09:20 PM

Excellent shots SkiBumOfVT. SFB, thanks for the POV. After a sketchy season like this one, I was on the fence about heading out again today with so much new snow but your vid showing the conditions contributed to one of the best days of the year. Another best day ever.

We were skinning up flag by ten AM or so and then I skied solo around Alta until about seven this evening and there were still several people on the mountain when I left. By the end of the day Alta looked like the Bird from the road—hammered.

Throughout the day, nothing was moving very much, hardly any instabilities noted at all (at least by us), and we dug two pits, one south facing and one north facing. At the end of the day, the snow was getting heavy below 9K, above 10.5K—it was still amazing—but visibility went from nil to not that bad, and then back again. Unfortunately, the clouds parted and the sun came out around seven, so who knows what tomorrow will be like in the upper elevations?

**MESKIBUM** · 05-02-2010, 09:20 PM

You're right SkiFishBum, about people making posts about skiing in bounds on a thread titled "Wasatch Conditions".

Anyway, I did enough damage to myself today in bounds. Hope I get to venture into the backcountry next year.

**sfotex** · 05-02-2010, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by MESKIBUM

You're right SkiFishBum, about people making posts about skiing in bounds on a thread titled "Wasatch Conditions".

The first post in this thread confuses you, or?

**beaterdit** · 05-02-2010, 09:46 PM

[ame="http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=192140"]Official Spring at The Bird chatter thread, oh-ten edition.[/ame]

**MESKIBUM** · 05-02-2010, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by sfotex

The first post in this thread confuses you, or?

You're right SFotex. I didn't mean to imply anything other than if the snow was that good in bounds, just imagine what it's like out of bounds?!?! Plus, I'm all bitter cause I seriously jacked my knee up today. I would do it all over again tomorrow, if I could.

**sfotex** · 05-02-2010, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by MESKIBUM

You're right SFotex. I didn't mean to imply anything other than if the snow was that good in bounds, just imagine what it's like out of bounds?!?! Plus, I'm all bitter cause I seriously jacked my knee up today. I would do it all over again tomorrow, if I could.

It's all good. I'm glad I got my crash and burn ski injury out of the way back in January when the snow sucked.

**ectreeskier11** · 05-02-2010, 11:38 PM

if any of you sick fucks wants to see my crash and hasn't been paying attention to the spring at the bird thread...
http://www.newschoolers.com/web/cont...17/cat/latest/

**Johnny Deep** · 05-03-2010, 10:17 AM

I skied more deep pow the last 4 days than most lie about all season.

**skiski** · 05-03-2010, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by SaltMind

Unfortunately, the clouds parted and the sun came out around seven, so who knows what tomorrow will be like in the upper elevations?

Awesome this morning about 8500' or so on north through west aspects, so I think yesterday's sun did no harm. Today's sun should do something though. I predict lots of debris piles and crusts by this evening.

**tyfalk** · 05-03-2010, 11:06 AM

Skied some W-NW facing shots in White Pine today. Creamy, Fast, Powder with less ski penetration than previous days. About shinn deep. CT 14 Q1 on a West face at around 10,000 failing around 14'' down on a crust from when the sun must have come out a few days ago. Triggered a small 25 ft wide 14'' deep soft slab that did not run far on a rocky steep section. Great turns for may.

**schindlerpiste** · 05-03-2010, 02:07 PM

Creamy is the word of the day at The Bird. The first two laps off the Road werefresh - - it was tracked out by 11:00. Also, by 11:30, the snow below the top of the mid-Gad lift started to get heavy.
It seems that the resort went from winter to summer in 1 day. Cliff Sports is closed. So is Chickadee. This is important, because if you park your car at the top of chickadee, you are walking back up. Valet parking at the Cliff Lodge is free (as always), and a great option.

**Skidog** · 05-03-2010, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by schindlerpiste

Creamy is the word of the day at The Bird. The first two laps off the Road werefresh - - it was tracked out by 11:00. Also, by 11:30, the snow below the top of the mid-Gad lift started to get heavy.
It seems that the resort went from winter to summer in 1 day. Cliff Sports is closed. So is Chickadee. This is important, because if you park your car at the top of chickadee, you are walking back up. Valet parking at the Cliff Lodge is free (as always), and a great option.

That UV works REALLY fast this time of year.

Saturday afternoon we had spotted a car down at Creekside, took a run down to it at about 2:30ish. Sun had been out literally for like 10 minutes...total heavy mank...

Bring on a corn cycle.