Lamest personalized license plates

**Pinner** · 12-01-2008, 06:29 PM

..........

**basinbeater** · 12-01-2008, 06:31 PM

Can't remember if I posted this or not, but I cracked up. Only in Utah.

**Chainsaw_Willie** · 12-01-2008, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

wtf does NAUTEUS mean?

@1:32

**basinbum** · 12-03-2008, 05:23 PM

saw a pretty gay one today..
goin up to the bird, some suv with iowa plates.. "skiutah"

**Lola Granola** · 12-03-2008, 09:24 PM

I once pulled up behind UNCLFKR

This was in LA, so it's not outside the realm of possibility that it was either Trey Parker or Matt Stone. In any case, it's impressive they got away with it.

**allornuthin** · 12-03-2008, 11:51 PM

Caught this one right while downtown near 16th St. Mall on saturday night.

**refried** · 12-04-2008, 12:00 AM

when I was a kid I used to see a car with the plate POGMHON (Kiss my ass), I don't think any one got it

**basinbum** · 12-04-2008, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by allornuthin

Caught this one right while downtown near 16th St. Mall on saturday night.

hold that camera still mang

**acostiga** · 12-24-2008, 04:34 PM

as seen headed on 93 South out of Whitefish, on a vehicle driven by a teenage boy

**BigKuba** · 12-25-2008, 05:11 AM

I saw a nicely maintained/restored 60s VW van with "ALTA UT" California plates. Thought it was actually pretty cool (but there is only a lamest license plate thread)

**AbsolutStoli** · 12-31-2008, 01:10 AM

http://www.picture-madness.com/internets-license-plates

some of them are pretty fucking funny actually.

**DrGonzo** · 01-11-2009, 06:03 PM

Ironically, found at Gad entrance at Snowbird:

**Deadmonton** · 01-11-2009, 08:29 PM

My girlfriend's neighbour. I should be concerned?

**MMP** · 01-12-2009, 07:14 AM

driving home from VT Saturday a guy with MA plate SEGER pulled up about 2 ft behind me (I was in left lane behind cars going 78) flashed lights (nowhere to go) pulled into right lane and almost drove me into the median by cutting so close in front of me i had to brake to avoid him hitting me. He then locked the brakes up, accelerated, locked em up, etc. This asshole could have caused a major pileup. I pulled into right lane to get away, he pulled in front of me and repeated. Not really sure what the fuck I did but this dick clearly had major anger problems or was shitfaced. Point of story- if you have a vanity plate, pick a musician that doesn't suck to put on it, and don't drive like a fucking douchebag.

I had one of my kids with me and do not engage in highway dickwaving when alone let alone when the safety of my children is concerned. Is there a way to find out who has these plates short of having a cop run the plate illegally? I'd like to drop him a friendly not, maybe through his front window of his house attached to a rock.

**Provocyclist** · 01-12-2009, 12:39 PM

I was up in Ogden this weekend for a race. Driving down Washington Blvd, i saw a jacked up SUV on shiny-ass 24's. Plate read DIABLIO. Diablio? WTF? Did the guy mean 'diablo'?

**SponsoredByDuctTape** · 01-12-2009, 12:54 PM

Saw a guy in his early 30's yesterday driving a red Silverado with plates that said "BUD [heart] R" (Bud lover, with the heart sign in the middle). At first I thought it was a weed reference. Then I got close enough to read the frame which said "Friends don't let friends drink Miller Lite." I'm sure he never gets pulled over on Friday nights.

**pappag** · 05-10-2009, 08:26 PM

For the religious people in the world, here's your inspiration:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...&id=1374134634

**carvedog** · 05-11-2009, 05:26 AM

Originally Posted by Deadmonton

My girlfriend's neighbour. I should be concerned?

Well at least not in the car. Maybe I wasn't dedicated enough, but a Trans Am is no place to try bang someone. As far as general douchiness though yes.

Originally Posted by MagicMtnPinhead

driving home from VT Saturday a guy with MA plate SEGER pulled up about 2 ft behind me .........

Here goes Seger cunting up something else. My Tom Petty station on Pandora used to rock. Now Pandora has decided that it should play more Seger than Tom Petty and I haven't figured out how to 86 all Seger from the station yet.

So nothing useful here but if you see someone with such a plate again. Get off the freeway immediately, go give yourself a partial lobotomy and then return to freeway. At least you will be on even ground with dickwad then.

**Sinecure** · 05-11-2009, 02:11 PM

Saw this back in February:

**DeeAre** · 05-11-2009, 02:20 PM

Saw a Michigan plate on I-70 near floyd hill that said either "skixtrm" or "xtrmski"... can't remember which. Fumbled for my camera only to be cut off by sketchy I-70 mayhem.
Maybe the owner of that automobile frequents these forums... fess up mang.